Coolest Person.

Profile picture is a picrew to represent me at my coolest! you don't get to witness my true form. (rotomblr/pokémon irl blog)

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Greetings and salutations!

This is my blog! I post about various things. I would prefer to remain anonymous, so please refrain from asking super personal questions.

If you must put a name to me, call me Hunter. Make up pronouns if needed.

I am a teenager, but you don't get to know my exact age! Good luck doxxing me too, since I never stay in one place for long~

My idol and the absolute COOLEST PERSON EVER is @psn-stalling !!!!! Send Atlas some love, but not too much! Apparently, he doesn't like being well known? A pity. He deserves to be. Oh, and I'm Shiny Hunter Anon over there, if you couldn't tell.

Pelipper mail! Pelipper malice! Pelipper unmail! Musharna mail! Musharna malice! Magic anons! Throw anything at me! I have no fear!

[bait-and-volt-switch]

I need to know website demographics actually

My starter was...

Given to me by a pokemon professor

Bought/Caught for me by parents

Bought/Caught for me by someone else

Was handed down from a family member

Bought by me

Caught by me (??? how??)

I don't own pokemon button

Bald/nuance/explain in tags button

Voting ended onAug 1

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Does a family pet that i later traveled with count as a starter?

[pearlescent-pokemon]

Looks like Sinnoh, unsure where exactly though

Huh. Neat name.

I think I saw a person, hang on–

...nevermind not a person it's some kind of gray muscle monster

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

That's probably a Pokémon from the machop line! Likely not super dangerous?

[tinkatinktrain]

I just remembered the team evil thing do you remember the team evil thing i have not used this website in months

- @reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter

I REMEMBER TEAM EVIL

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

YIPPEEEEEEE

[pkmn-team-snow]

HEY FUCKERS AND BITCHES.

IT'S TIME. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT. WE'RE KILLING THE SUN SO BUCKLE UP CHUCKLEFUCKS BECAUSE THIS STRAP BROKE THE NUMEL'S BACK!

TEAM SNOW IS NOW RECRUITING. OUR GOAL IS TO ELIMINATE THE HEAT WAVE FOREVER THROUGH WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.

FUCK THE SUN. IT KNOWS WHAT IT DID.

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING!

-one of those cunts from the southern hemisphere. you'll be permitted to talk to me in six months if you're still around but otherwise check your fucking privilege. wintermongers.

-fire type trainer. you're part of the problem

-my neighbor Greg who is a whiny little bitch and mows the yard on sundays.

-danganronpa fan. i don't think there's anything morally wrong with liking a murdery visual novel i just think you guys are annoying and i don't want to talk to you. also the little stufful mascot thing freaks me out.

-that fuckass little shithead who keeps telling me that the HOA wants me to water my lawn. i'll fucking end you right now.

-volcarona. fuck if i know how one would type but i hate you. do not interact!

This is a really silly evil team blog based on the idea that the heat is making people evil. feel free to send ic hate, but Pelipper mail and magic anons are off.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

You know killing the sun would everyone alive, right? Its important to me that you know that (ーー;)

[pkmn-team-snow]

You wanna fucking go, you little bitch? I'll strangle the sun with my bare hands. Don't test me. I'll really do it.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Babygirl that would toast your hands are you stupid on purpose lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[pkmn-team-snow]

Get the fuck off my blog you privileged little wet piece of cardboard. "Ooooooo look at me I'm so soggy from the rain" are you trying to flex how juicy your steak is, how buttery your clauncher? Get over here so I can beat the shit out of you myself.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

WHY ARE YOU INVENTING RAIN HEADCANONS ABOUT ME

Also bet where are you located

[pkmn-team-snow]

HEY FUCKERS AND BITCHES.

IT'S TIME. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT. WE'RE KILLING THE SUN SO BUCKLE UP CHUCKLEFUCKS BECAUSE THIS STRAP BROKE THE NUMEL'S BACK!

TEAM SNOW IS NOW RECRUITING. OUR GOAL IS TO ELIMINATE THE HEAT WAVE FOREVER THROUGH WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.

FUCK THE SUN. IT KNOWS WHAT IT DID.

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING!

-one of those cunts from the southern hemisphere. you'll be permitted to talk to me in six months if you're still around but otherwise check your fucking privilege. wintermongers.

-fire type trainer. you're part of the problem

-my neighbor Greg who is a whiny little bitch and mows the yard on sundays.

-danganronpa fan. i don't think there's anything morally wrong with liking a murdery visual novel i just think you guys are annoying and i don't want to talk to you. also the little stufful mascot thing freaks me out.

-that fuckass little shithead who keeps telling me that the HOA wants me to water my lawn. i'll fucking end you right now.

-volcarona. fuck if i know how one would type but i hate you. do not interact!

This is a really silly evil team blog based on the idea that the heat is making people evil. feel free to send ic hate, but Pelipper mail and magic anons are off.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

You know killing the sun would everyone alive, right? Its important to me that you know that (ーー;)

[pkmn-team-snow]

You wanna fucking go, you little bitch? I'll strangle the sun with my bare hands. Don't test me. I'll really do it.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Babygirl that would toast your hands are you stupid on purpose lmao 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[pkmn-team-snow]

HEY FUCKERS AND BITCHES.

IT'S TIME. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GODDAMN BULLSHIT. WE'RE KILLING THE SUN SO BUCKLE UP CHUCKLEFUCKS BECAUSE THIS STRAP BROKE THE NUMEL'S BACK!

TEAM SNOW IS NOW RECRUITING. OUR GOAL IS TO ELIMINATE THE HEAT WAVE FOREVER THROUGH WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY.

FUCK THE SUN. IT KNOWS WHAT IT DID.

DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING!

-one of those cunts from the southern hemisphere. you'll be permitted to talk to me in six months if you're still around but otherwise check your fucking privilege. wintermongers.

-fire type trainer. you're part of the problem

-my neighbor Greg who is a whiny little bitch and mows the yard on sundays.

-danganronpa fan. i don't think there's anything morally wrong with liking a murdery visual novel i just think you guys are annoying and i don't want to talk to you. also the little stufful mascot thing freaks me out.

-that fuckass little shithead who keeps telling me that the HOA wants me to water my lawn. i'll fucking end you right now.

-volcarona. fuck if i know how one would type but i hate you. do not interact!

This is a really silly evil team blog based on the idea that the heat is making people evil. feel free to send ic hate, but Pelipper mail and magic anons are off.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

You know killing the sun would everyone alive, right? Its important to me that you know that (ーー;)

[chingling-cacophony]

Fee is a gooder boy than u

Fee is everything wrong with the world.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Hey man why the FUCK are you beefing with a dog

[chingling-cacophony]

Fuck off.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Genuine question!!

[chingling-cacophony]

Political disagreement.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

You disagree with your dog's political views????

[chingling-cacophony]

Yes.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Damn I'm sorry man that sucks

[chingling-cacophony]

Fee is a gooder boy than u

Fee is everything wrong with the world.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Hey man why the FUCK are you beefing with a dog

[chingling-cacophony]

Fuck off.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Genuine question!!

[chingling-cacophony]

Political disagreement.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

You disagree with your dog's political views????

[chingling-cacophony]

Fee is a gooder boy than u

Fee is everything wrong with the world.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Hey man why the FUCK are you beefing with a dog

[chingling-cacophony]

Fuck off.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Genuine question!!

[chingling-cacophony]

Fee is a gooder boy than u

Fee is everything wrong with the world.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Hey man why the FUCK are you beefing with a dog

[completelylusingit]

will never understand people who like tap water, it's gross. and yet Jaxs says I'm the weird one

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Honestly? It varies on region. I should make a tier list actually that'd be cool

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

SO I DECIDED TO VISIT KALOS AND ENDED UP ENCOUNTERING A SHINY ESPURR AND A MAREEP WITHIN LIKE A DAY????? WHICH IS SO COOL BUT ALSO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE CHANCES I WASNT EVEN HUNTING??????

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

No

[frog-pokemon-friend]

fucking

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

way.

[frog-pokemon-friend]

No one can know about this. i think we have to take this to our graves sidon.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I. i didn't know he was REAL.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

AS IN FUCKING SANTA OR?????

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Santa's a fucking bird, man

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Dude everyone knows Santa is real why are you so surprised

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I don't know i didn't expect. this

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Santa is cool. Birds are cool. It just makes sense

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

No

[frog-pokemon-friend]

fucking

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

way.

[frog-pokemon-friend]

No one can know about this. i think we have to take this to our graves sidon.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I. i didn't know he was REAL.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

AS IN FUCKING SANTA OR?????

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Santa's a fucking bird, man

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Dude everyone knows Santa is real why are you so surprised

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

No

[frog-pokemon-friend]

fucking

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

way.

[frog-pokemon-friend]

No one can know about this. i think we have to take this to our graves sidon.

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I. i didn't know he was REAL.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

AS IN FUCKING SANTA OR?????

[wishmaker-astra]

Seriously though, how the fuck is she able to fall asleep on command?

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

Narcolepsy?

[wishmaker-astra]

No, it's not. She literally can fall asleep on controlled command, not involuntarily.

[reasonably-cool-shiny-hunter]

People with narcolepsy can actually fall asleep easier in general as well sometimes which is cool!!!!!! Source: I have it