Online Adventures of Roman

Don't do anything I wouldn't do!* * 1) a)crack b)cocaine c)meth d)heroin 2)look both ways before you cross the street, if your j-walking 3)cooperate w/ the cops 4)if you get arrested, get arrested with a smile, as laugh if they don't catch you, because i loaf u, ike luten free whole grain bread, or dairy free nut free m(y)lk

[pallidprincess]

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

[mossspond]

P O O F 💥

[anxident]

sunlight

[acorviart]

sun eater

[neotrances-deactivated]

sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

[neotrances-deactivated]

he turned water into wine once

[eclogues]

who..?

[st4lker]

Jungkook

[qwertibo]

me emitting a psychic blast killing everyone

[sdqubeley]

i do this to u

[pointnclick]

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

[urayuli]

i'm sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

[mrv3000]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

I want to be him 😔

[borkthunder]

Capybork

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

vampires think they're using hypnosis on me but really i'm just doing whatever they want anyway because they're hot "you will turn your head and expose your neck" sure lol then what

[wiihtigo]

ok we NEED more representation for gay people like this

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

[catchymemes]

Credit: @Unifins

[reau-reau]

Mom: how many Popsicles have you eaten today

Me, laying in a bed of Popsicle wrappers: now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thanks for the pupdate. (via sokane1)

[halfwaydecentart]

[just-gay-comics]

My sun e.e