the universe was made

at first I thought you were a CONSTELLATION. i made a map of your stars, then i had a revelation: you’re as beautiful as endless, you’re the universe i’m helpless in. an astronomer at my best when I throw away the measurements. like a telescope, i will pull you so close 'til no s-p-a-c-e lies in between. and suddenly i see you. suddenly i see you. i was a billion little pieces 'til you pulled me into focus. astronomy in reverse, it was me who was discovered.

[rebeccaisms]

dncinqueensnixx:

Hold up, you don’t know who Abby Lee is?

No, I can’t say that names rings any bells. Should I? Is she important or something?

[rebeccaisms]

rxbincprl:

I’ve had my first nap in years today, what’s funny… but not actually that funny, is that I’m groggier than I was before I had the nap. 

Sleep inertia.

[rebeccaisms]

dncinqueensnixx:

I’m getting pretty tired of dance moms, they’re exhausting. Suddenly they think they can dictate every decision that’s made, and their kid is the best. That’s despite the fact that most of these moms who come up to my face during or after class, have kids who can’t tell their left foot from their right. But that’s okay, because they pay me to make sure their kid is on top, though that’s incredibly hard to do if they continue pestering me, saying that I’m too hard, like I’m Abby Lee Miller! That’s it, I need a drink.

Well, damn. That all sounds ... incredibly irritating, to say the least. Wait -- who’s Abby Lee Miller?

[rebeccaisms]

wrenaudreyblake:

“I’m so sorry to keep you waiting. I keep telling myself that I need to hire some employees.” She smiled politely to the customer, putting on a fresh pair of gloves. “So, what have you decided on? May I recommend any of the cupcakes. Not trying to brag but I do make a mean cupcake.” 

"Oh, it's okay. I really haven't decided yet." Rebecca replied, her voice soft as her fingers anxiously tapped against the counter. "Oh! Um, well, are there any cupcakes you make that are your favorite?"

[rebeccaisms]

dizzyfieldsforever:

The only songs I’m singing at Mint these days are Christmas carols…a girl can only sing “Last Christmas” for so long without wanting to off herself.

Wow. And it’s not even Thanksgiving, yet. But, then again, I really wouldn’t understand the Christmas hype.

[rebeccaisms]

shanegrdn:

Yeah, and there are lights around his antlers that light up too. 

Oh, my god, no way. That’s totally adorable.

[rebeccaisms]

shanegrdn:

If one more person squeezes the nose on my Rudolph Christmas sweater, I’m going to swat them with a book. 

Does the nose light up or something? Is that it?

[heyacheledaily-deactivated20210]

[jessicacapshaw]

[rebeccaisms]

aliiciakeys:

CHARACTER AESTHETIC: the astrophile.

“keep your eyes on the s t a r s, and your feet on the g r o u n d.“

[love-personal]

[stability]

[rebeccaisms]

honeystrum:

*shows up at nasa with sleeping bag & pillow* I’m ready to go to the moon

[timhulsizer]

[rebeccaisms]

timhulsizer:

Jenny Slate, Drunk History s03e01