The Hamsteaks

a blog of many many sessions

[genesis-project-news]

TO ALL HOMESTUCK FANS: OUR FANMADE SBURB SIMULATOR IS NOW ON STEAM (IT'S MULTIPLAYER!!!)

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY, TELL YOUR PETS, TELL YOUR 4000 KARKAT PLUSHIES, AND REBLOG THIS POST FOR THE LOVE OF GOG

(Note: The previous version of this post was mysteriously deleted. This is a repost.)

The Genesis Project is now on Steam!

Featuring big quality of life changes, a complete networking rework based on Steam servers, and way more, too much to list here!

Play SBURB right now with your friends! Play it with your siblings! Play it with your teachers! Play it with your enemies! Play it with your non-fandom friends and make them suffer with you!

Download it right here, right now:

LINK TO THE STEAM PAGE FOR THE GENESIS PROJECT (EARLY ACCESS)

Link to our Discord server (talk to the devs, get updates, and find people to play with!)

[chasingstarlightz]

Its easy for Joey to disguise herself on Alternia but what about Strideer?

Jude: Ok if you’re gonna blend in here on Earth I need you to…get rid of your horns

Strideer: *internal screaming*

Jude: How is this going to work oh my god.

[chasingstarlightz]

[anemptyjaydeb]

LISTEN

[barzum-and-baizli]

Head canon that troll blood is just hemolymph colored with various different elements or molecules throughout the hemospectrum.

Hemolymph is essentially what insects and a lot of other invertebrates have instead of hemoglobin. It’s clear and colorless.

All of them( except karkat’s mutant blood) could have something like iodine in them that makes em darker.

Burgandy could be iron… easy… This is the element that makes our blood red.

Bronze could be a mix of iron with sulphur or some other element???

Gold could be sulphur

Lime could be chromium or some other green element mixed with sulphur or something else entirely.

Olive could just be chromium or something else

Jade could be a copper carbonate? Malachite in particular. Has the right color.

Teal could be a mix of Malachite and cobalt.

Cobalt could be… cobalt… lol This one could also be copper oxide as well. Hemocyanin, mollusk and arthropod’s blue blood, is roughly this color and copper oxide is what does that. Here, look.

Indigo could, ironically, also be cobalt. Here look. same exact element, slightly different colors.

Purple could be potassium

Violet could be potassium mixed with Dibromindigo(tyrian purple)

Fushia could be Dibromindigo(tyrian purple)

So yeah!

These are just some fun head canons that were interesting enough to hold my attention for more than 4 seconds.

Some of these are pretty fucking toxic but creatures built up immunity to toxic shit all the time who caaaaares.

[princeofrobots]

you know what i love about hiveswap and the troll call so far? the fact that its absolutly destroying the theories and ideas of what is and isnt considered normal on alternia. the fact that its destroying the basis all those shitty trollsona judging blogs were sitting on so they could rip apart peoples ocs and make fun of them for being “mary sue” or “implausible in canon” or some other stupid shit. like fuck you! we have a vaporwave troll now! we have a troll who enjoys a good hotdog! we have a vegetarian troll! twin trolls! trolls with hair dye! trolls with pierced horns! nonbinary trolls!!!

everything deemed implausible or mary sue is now absolutly feasible! troll culture is fucking weird and unique and everyone is a new brand of strange.

as someone whos been in the homestuck fandom since 2012 im just so fucking thrilled to see the ideals and fears every one of those blogs fostered over the years absolutely shot the fuck down. everything is a possibility again and it feels great.

[rebellionofthehive]

some ideas of swapped kids

Roxy/Rose Ampora

Jake/John Leijon

Dirk/Dave Nitram

Jane/Jade Peixes

[boyhargreeves-blog]

[rebellionofthehive]

i’m so sorry but this is the best post i’ve ever seen

[kill-la-killjoys]

yall mind rebloging this if you're still homestucks?

looking for more active blogs to follow for homestuck and hiveswap

preferably with those sweet, sweet, fantrolls

[cluelesshoneycomb-deactivated20]

I mean I do a shit load of other stuff on here but I’m still in hs hell

[fraymotifhut]

Mcyeet boi

Mod koh

[rebellionofthehive]

shoutout (kind of)

we need friends!

[rebellionofthehive]

-And Ratato too!

shes the dancestor to chuwan

-nannaMod

[rebellionofthehive]

a sneak peek on Chuwan Zephyr from the Norse Session

her thinkpan is safe for now

-nannaMod

[rebellionofthehive]

A Quick Announcement

i am currently editing the shit out of this blog and currently deleting a lot of the posts with the stolen spritework                                                                              we are truly sorry to any heartache/attacks this one former (now banned) mod  has caused.

if theres anything else i need to mention but forgot to,  please tell me and any of the other still active mods that happen to be on

many apologies and best of luck to you all

-nannaMod

[rebellionofthehive]

d3 for the drawing thing, maybe a nannamod troll if it isn't too much to ask for?

sure!

i’ll get one out hereomgthisisembarrasingimbeingshowenupbymyfellowmod

-nannaMod

[rebellionofthehive]

Name: Orioon Alntak

Gender: Male

Screen Name:

Lusus: Fruit bat/Maned wolf hybrid

Session: Omega

God Tier: Page of Life (ignore sprite, not edited yet)

Strife Specibus: potionkind

Planet: not yet determined

Ancestor: Ooorigin

Persona: likes to tinker, flarping, experimenting with blood

[rebellionofthehive]

OKAy

as it turns out ive completly forgot about this -nannaMod

edit: I didn’t forget about it, I just have nothing to post -willowMod

[rebellionofthehive]

WE arent dead

we just have to deal with life and its inconveniences

im dead

[fae-trolls]

made a shitty little draw meme for fantrolls

what each of the symbols actually mean under the readmore

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