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Indie Transformers RP blog.

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I am so slooooow at replying. I’m sorry.

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❤❤  I could let my guard down and fall asleep in your presence and feel safe

     [✴️]“I’m glad ya feel safe like tha’ ‘round me.”

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war--machine:

     [✴️] “Never said ya were an idiot, kid. But I guess ya got a point there. Jus’ some autobots ain’t ‘ways the nicest, despite what they may fight fer. Be careful ‘round any new ‘bots tha’ might show up. Lucky fer ya, all the ones tha’ came here first are friendly.”

     “That’s OK--that they’re not always nice. I don’t expect an entire faction to be as polite and well mannered as the first set. But I’ll be careful, I promise. Though a heads up once in awhile would be appreciated it.

     “So if a new bot shows up and they’re more prone to turning me into a human pancake, think you could pop into the tech office and let me know that asking that particular Autobot embarrassing questions is a no-no?”

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thankorblamemelater:

“I hear human’s talk about their children or teachers of their students like this…”

“Okay but have you ever had crumbs in your shirt? I hate human food. Crumbs are awful.”

     “I.. do you even wear shirts? Or eat human food? Did somebody get crumbs on your seat? Is that where the hatred comes from?

     “I think muffins are worse with crumbs though. They just fall apart and leave a mess. It’s terrible.”

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❤❤  I could let my guard down and fall asleep in your presence and feel safe

     [✴️]“I’m glad ya feel safe like tha’ ‘round me.”

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war--machine:

     [✴️] “Ya barely know me. Awfully trustin’.”

     “Maybe, or maybe I’m not an idiot. I wasn’t there but I read the reports, Mission City? It was Hell, you guys lost a friend. But you all still battled, continue to battle, to protect humans and Earth. And for a group of aliens that barely know our species and our planet? That’s a brave to thing to.

     “So yeah, I trust you--just like I trust the other Autobots.”

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thankorblamemelater:

“Okay look your going to be one of outliers. There’s always At least one or two in a group who would accept me trying to trAin them. Everyone else gets really sassy at me it’s ridiculous.”

     “I feel like I should be a little offended that I’m being talked about like some sort of pet, but I’m going to take it as a compliment. Thank you, ‘Vac. You’re the best.

     “Speaking of training, ever try a reward system? Like the people do a good job at their training, you give them a doughnut or something?”

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war--machine replied to your post: war–machine replied to your post: ...

[I hate those its like wolf spiders somehow gained access to military grade armour and thusly decided to raid a house]

I know RIGHT? It’s wild. I never saw one of these demons until this summer, I’m thinking a spider uprising or something. I’m hoping my kindness to them will earn me some slack when it happens.

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Oh simple thing, where have you gone? I’m getting tired and I need someone to rely on

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meme reference

❤❤  I could let my guard down and fall asleep in your presence and feel safe

     [✴️]“I’m glad ya feel safe like tha’ ‘round me.”

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     “And why wouldn’t I? You’re an Autobot, right? Autobots are good people. A little crazy in their own right, but good people all the same.”

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[Ye, but still. Kinda scury. I dunno about you, but house spiders where I live are like as big as my thumbnail.]

I lived in a country where everything is generally terrifying to most people until my teens, so big ass spiders are really no biggie.

With that being said, where I’m at now, we’ve had this flux of what I have dubbed ‘armoured spiders’. They’re very big, very tough. Like I ran into one the other day and it took an alarming amount of swatting with a shoe until it finally died.

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Does your alternate mode count? I'm very fond of that package. What about the stabbity sword arms? Those are nifty.

“Aheh. I do have quite a few good features, I must admit.”

He paused when she added the arms, and flexed real quick, before shifting that arm into a sword and winking.

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wheeledxfeet:

There was a grin plastered on Sideswipe’s face as he looked over at the other, his sword-arm quickly shifting back into his regular arm. He was aware that most of what she said was likely in jest - or, as Sunstreaker would probably bill it, in mockery of Sideswipe’s stupidity - but for the moment, he didn’t care. He was in a good mood, and nothing was going to ruin it.

“No, no, you’re good. Keep talking, it inflates my ego.”

But perhaps such one-sided complimenting was considered rude among humans? And Maggie here was one of the few tolerable organics he’d encountered so far… “But, then, I mean, as far as humans go, uh…” He paused, not knowing what to say next. This could potentially be dangerous ground, so he looked down at her, one hand rubbing the back of his neck. “What do humans consider a compliment?”

     Her head dipped briefly and she muffled a quiet laugh with her own hand; oh good lord, he was adorable. Overconfident in most cases but adorable all the same. Though any self control she’d had over her laughter faltered before she could actually continue peppering him compliments, after his own attempt to return them. 

     “Oh, please don’t,” she spoke around her own quiet laughter, eyes sparkling with mischievous mirth. “I’m trying to be cool here; the very last thing I need is to be a blushing mess because an alien paid me a compliment. I would never be able to live down the embarrassment of that--I’m not even sure if I’m going to live it down that I just admitted that I’d probably turn into a blushing mess.”

     A deep breath. “So, back you--wheeled feet, that’s fascinating. I’ve met many Autobots, a few Decepticons, but none seemed to have them. What’s the deal? Is it aesthetic? Asking for science.”

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war--machine replied to your post: For the past two hours, I’ve been battling a...

[that sounds horrifying]

He’s just a little house spider who’s more afraid of me than I am of him. I want to capture and release him, because the first couple of times I tried to squish him, he scurried off and hid. So now I feel guilty for trying to murder him. He’s just trying to live his little spider life, who I am to take that away from him? 

You go, little spider. You go and live your life. (just not on bed because I don’t want accidentally bit or to roll over on him, y’know?)

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For the past two hours, I’ve been battling a spider. He’s somewhere in my bed and I’m here trying not to scream, so I’m probs going to do replies while I wait to see him again.

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starsmithed:

CUE THE slight confusion, but his lip components curve in a slight smile.

“Adopt me? But does that not only work when I am younger than you? The last I remember I am thousands of years older than you.”

HOT ROD gives a light laugh, optics brightening.

“May I have the pleasure of knowing your name, Mademoiselle?”

     “Whoever told you that lied to you. I can adopt and mum any alien I want. I don’t care how old you are, most of you are like teenagers running wild and you need a good mum to keep you from accidentally exploding gas stations or damaging power grids. Nobody else is stepping up so I might as well do it.”

     A deep breath; inhale, count to three, exhale. “Name’s Maggie Madsen, intelligence analyst--which is incredibly boring compared to kicking in Decepticon faces, I’m sure. Oh, and by the way, thank you for kicking in Decepticon faces. You deserve a reward for it.”

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thankorblamemelater:

“I have enough trouble with Adults why would I want to train babies. That sounds like a terrible idea. ” that is way too much responsibility.

     “Pssst, Evac. I’m an adult, you know. Are you trying to say I’m trouble?”

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“I don’t mind, Que is but a nickname the humans came up with and I just went with it. I wouldn’t mind you taking a quick gander.” Wheeljack picked up the blueprint and showed the Analyst paitently.

He hadn’t had this much interaction with a human, usually they left in a hurry as they were usually asking a quick question. Wheeljack was a bit…unnerved that this one had stayed this long.

“I haven’t had this much social interaction with a human…they usually leave in a hurry as some are a bit, well disturbed by my appearence. Save for the ones who knew me before.” Wheeljack looked at the human in curiousity and smiled a bit

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     “It’s gorgeous!”

     She was more than excited to give the blueprints a look over. It was quite obvious that the gylphs and design was not made for her eyes, but she recognised a few things immediately, and probably would have pointed this out had he not mentioned the reaction from the others.

     “I can’t really say much. I used to be terrified when I first started working with the Autobots and N.E.S.T. since, you know, really tall aliens that don’t always look where they’re going.” She paused, took a chance to glance at him again with a quiet hum. “But that’s not what you’re talking about, is it? Doubt it means anything at all, but they can get stuffed.”

     She was tempted to ask if she could take a picture of the blueprints but decided against it, simply moving her gaze back to it. “I know I already said this but this design is gorgeous,” she offered a reassuring, friendly smile. “Ironhide’s lucky to get something like this. What’s the plan for ammo? Would it be like the weapons that the soldiers currently have? The... I’m going to be honest, I know nothing about this, but it seems to like--melt armour.”

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WHY HOT RAGE?

DISCLAIMER: I, Maggie Madsen, was half asleep when I decided to name a ship on my dash. I do not regret it and I will stand by HOT RAGE as a ship name until I take my last dying breath.

     HOT rod + miRAGE = HOT RAGE.

     But also !! You hear the phrase, if you can call it a phrase, ‘Hot Rage’ and you’re expecting some fiery, violent ship, with maybe a little kink thrown in for good measure. Probably a lot of kink, gonna be real with you. 

     BUT INSTEAD YOUR HEART IS ASSAULTED BY FLUFF. There they are: two foreign babies, just whispering cute pet names and phrases in Italian and French to one another. They’re so precious and sweet. 

     I mean has everyone seen these two? They’re all over my dash being cuties, and I cannot deal with it. I think I’m going to go into a coma from how sweet these two babies are. I think I need a Decepticon to come and try to murder me so I can think straight after witnessing the fluffiest fluff to have ever fluffed. 

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     Oh my God. Petitioning that we call the Hot Rod and Mirage shipping Hot Rage?