flexibility & elasticity.

ind. pro-hero bnha oc. linked with @sutikkusebu.

[sutikkusebu]

“ My name’s KUMI HAYASHIDA and I have RABIES ! ”

[bustabunni-blog]

‘ … i’m takeshi hirayama and i have rabies. ’

[reboundability-blog]

‘ i’m  takeru fujiyama and i have rabies, as well. ’

[reboundability-blog]

sutikkusebu‌:

batafuraishikkan‌:

“ …At least he knocked up someone who knows the pains of childbirth… ”

“ If you step within 500 mile radius of my step mother and her unborn child I will not HESITATE to EVISCERATE you. ”

‘ ‘ATTA GIRL! ’

[reboundability-blog]

‘ lets see... a letter from the baby? no. that’s... that would have been good if they were 12, maybe... hm. this is... tricky. ’

[reboundability-blog]

‘ day two and i still have no clue how to break this to the kids. send help. ’

[reboundability-blog]

hey there, BNHA RP community !

do you enjoy DOTING DAD TROPES ? what about a doting dad with a SHOTGUN ? okay, well, not a shotgun, more like fists, but you get the meaning.

WELL, I’VE GOT THE DUDE FOR YOU !

meet TAKERU FUJIYAMA, also known as pro-hero RICOCHET ! he’s the loving father of @sutikkusebu‘s very own darling doll, and he’s a wholesome guy who fixes up suits by day and beats up bad guys by night !

if you’re at ALL interested in this loving man, feel free to LIKE or REBLOG this post ! please note, the blog is still, very much, in wip phases.

[reboundability-blog]

takeru why are you being so vague. you're scaring us.

‘ right. allow me to enlighten you- ’

‘ my first accident is now a sixteen year old hero student. is that enough context? ’

[reboundability-blog]

‘ it seems there has been another... accident. ’

‘ in... other news, my arm has been completely crushed by yoko and is slowly re-expanding, but... i have no idea how we are going to break this to the kids. no fucking clue. ’

[reboundability-blog]

happy father's day, papa !!!!!!!!!!

‘ my dear, you make me incredibly thankful that you stuck with the ‘ah’ sound for our terms rather than the ‘e’ sound. incredibly thankful. ’

[sutikkusebu]

“ I’d like everyone to personally know that if my dad goes and maims you, it’s your fault. ”

[reboundability-blog]

‘ kaede and yoko will also join in the maiming. i forgot to mention that. ’

[reboundability-blog]

but taaaaaakeruuuuuuuuu

‘ if you get intimate with my daughter without having been in her interest, i will MAIM you. ’

[reboundability-blog]

can i date ur daughter

‘ unless you’re katsuki or ikki, that’s a hard no. ’

[reboundability-blog]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh like this if u wanna fuckin write something with takeru at some point bc this Man Needs To Talk More

[reboundability-blog]

why are you so chill when it comes to the fact you're conversing with *villains*????

‘ i judge by the reasoning behind actions, not the labels placed on them. aoi is a vigilante, but his ‘work’ is entirely villainous under normal terms. but he only kidnaps children who are being severely hurt- be it by their families or not, and gives them a safe place. his intents are directed towards something that is, unanimously, good. ’

‘the ‘villains’ in our unit have all had bad experiences with akiko, be it through seeing the meanings behind her ambition, or be it through actually associating with her. we have a unanimous agreement that her biological weapon is something that threatens all forms of life, and most of us are in agreement that the use of test subjects to such a torturous degree is definitely overboard. ’

‘while they aren’t exemplary people, i admire their ambition. it’s controversial, but i don’t really care much for controversy. ’

[vhsmeme]

* hurt prompts

‘ are you bleeding? ’

‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’

‘ where does it hurt? ’ 

‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’

‘ how did you get that black eye? ’ 

‘ you should see the other guy. ’ 

‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’

‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’

‘ i’ll get some ice. ’ 

‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’

‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’

‘ what’s wrong with you? ’

‘ you can barely stand. ’

‘ did you throw the first punch? ’

‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’

‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’

‘ at least bandage it. ’ 

‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’ 

‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’

‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’

‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’

‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’

‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’

‘ what happened to you? ’

‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’

‘ are those bandages? ’

‘ you need stitches. ’

‘ look out for that tree branch. ’

‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’

‘ lean on me. ’

‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’

‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’  

‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’

‘ lie down. ’

‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’

‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’

‘ wake up! wake up! ’

‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’

‘ look at your face! ’

[reboundability-blog]

how did you learn you were weak to acid?

‘ one of my ulcers got particularly bad, and it ended up weakening my stomach lining enough to let my acid seep right through it. that acid then proceeded to burn a hole out of my side because of how it went against every cell in my body. mucus sucks at going where you need it to.’

‘ …thank god i learned that at like, what, 17? would have been a pain in my ass if i didn’t know now, with the villains i’ve been put against. ’

[ask-meme-addicts]

“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme

[sexlessrpmemes]

ask-meme-addicts:

❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞

❝ I preen for Satan. ❞

❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞

❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞

❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞

❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞

❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞

❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞

❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞

❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞

❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞

❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞

❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞

❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞

❝ God can’t help you now. ❞

❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞

❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞

❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞

❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞

❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞

❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞

❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞

❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞

❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞

❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞

❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞

❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞

❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞

❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞

❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞

❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞

❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞

❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞

❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞

[reboundability-blog]

how many people know you're a part of the plan to bring akiko down?

‘ everyone who’s a fan of me, most likely. what they don’t know is that we have kumi, aoi and his vigilante friends, even some villains, and the entirety of the iirq’s biological study program on our side. akiko is a menace to every form of society, good or not.’

‘ she’s… what people would agree to calling a truly evil person. her goals are only for self-fulfillment, nothing more. aoi… has given me more than enough of his story about his time in her base. about the hundreds she’s been testing on for her disease, about the actual seven year old she has in charge of her medical wing- it’s… not for the faint of heart. she’s despicable, and a good majority of this world can agree on that. ’