[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[gluom]

im always DTF

(Dealing with Thoughts of Failure)

[thespoonmissioner]

[tatted-soldier]

BMO stares death in the face

[whatwouldthordo]

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

[counterpurrs]

HOW is this even remotely metal????

[radsadq-deactivated20181009]

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

[permeate]

“In the end, always laugh. And do not lose this strange habit of having faith in life.”

— Daniel C. L.  (via convertions)

[straihgt-deactivated20160308]

when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs

[velinxi]

Stop being mean to me I’ve got eyes and I’m not afraid to cry

[niconiconiko]

never stop being a good person because of bad people

[catscenter]

[with-practice]

[clippy]

[onlytwitterpics]

[studypetals]

i feel so attacked right now

[van-dyne]

An Actual Dad™

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.”

— Robin Williams 

[celestialchimchim-blog]

“We’re so distracted by how things end, we usually forget how beautiful the beginning was.”

-Laiya Waheed

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[who-ate-my-cereal]

That was some rs when Morty said that