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Tatiana. Mostly Star Wars. Possibly some Shadowhunter Chronicles and whatever. Português/English.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Corran Horn: The only time you seem honest is when you're insulting someone!

Kyp Durron: The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

[padme-amidala]

STAR WARS APPRECIATION WEEK Day 12: Favourite familial/platonic relationship

OBI-WAN KENOBI & ANAKIN SKYWALKER

You are strong and wise, Anakin, and I am very proud of you. I have trained you since you were a small boy. I have taught you everything I know. And you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be.

[gffa]

#NOT JUST A CLONE SOLDIER #NOT JUST ONE OF THE CLONES WHO KILLED OBI-WAN’S ENTIRE FAMILY AND CULTURE AND PEOPLE #BUT A 501ST CLONE #ANAKIN’S BATTALION #’YOU CAN’T RUN FROM HIM, OBI-WAN’ ISN’T JUST ABOUT VADER #ANAKIN’S FINGERPRINTS ARE ON THE ENTIRE GALAXY #FROM LUKE TO LEIA TO THE SABERS IN THE SAND TO OBI-WAN’S DREAMS TO THE PEOPLE HE MEETS ON THE STREET #THERE IS NO RUNNING FROM ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S LEGACY

[funny-history]

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

“In the unlikely event that you encounter something that is not covered here, find a man named Kyp Durron, get his advice, and then do the opposite.”

— Luke Skywalker’s Jedi Academy Orientation Video (via incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes)

[the-yennefer]

“As badly as I have hurt him, he won’t expose me in front of the cameras. Won’t condemn me with a halfhearted kiss. He’s still looking out for me. Just as he did in the arena. Somehow the thought makes me want to cry.”

[arabellas]

Top 10 Marvel Characters as voted by my followers ↳ 10. STEVE ROGERS

[dolcesostenuto]

Royal Danish Theater, Conservatoire, by August Bournonville

[glompcat]

This question and its answer from The New York Times work advice column is W I L D.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

“I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.”

— Kyp Durron (via incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes)

[starwarsfilms]

[catchymemes]

[genericusernamee]

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

[weatherman667]

rebump

[werewolf-cuddles]

oh my god it’s the real one. I’m so used to the stupid Skyrim edit.

[lennyjamin]

friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Jacen Solo: Ben, Ben, Ben.

Jacen Solo: Okay. I get it. You had a bad day.

Jacen Solo: You're stressed out, seven people died -

Ben Skywalker: TWELVE PEOPLE!

Jacen Solo: Not the point.

Jacen Solo: Look, they're dead now. And really, who's fault is that?

Ben Skywalker: YOURS!

Jacen Solo: That's right. No one's.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Wedge Antilles: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.

Mon Mothma: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this.

Wedge Antilles: Wasps.

Luke Skywalker: Spiders.

Admiral Ackbar: Terriers.

Han Solo: Leia.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Qui-Gon: Master, can I have a story?

Dooku: Once upon a time, there was a little padawan that made his master so crazy, he decided to sell him to a circus.

Qui-Gon: An evil circus?

Dooku: No, a nice one with monkeys.

Qui-Gon: Thank you.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

“My activities of killing people, harming them, maiming and poisoning them has created countless jobs for women in STEM (coroner, trauma nurse, bomb defuser) but sadly we can’t control every outcome”

— Darth Revan