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Sorry I haven't been on guys! I've been super distracted 😞
savannah;
“It truly touches me how much you care. I’ll be sure to add in my will that if I die all insurance money goes to some orphanage somewhere and you get nothing.”
“You’re going to leave me to fend for myself? That’s not very loving of you. What about the children? How am I supposed to feed them? I’m not going to be young and beautiful forever, you know, and sugar mommas are in limited supply. Or so I’ve heard.”
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for a snapchat from my muse to yours, i’ll be using this generator.
( &. sms: trainwreck 👽 )
Irina: what do u want your tombstone to say, then??
Irina: ehh... you're ok
Irina: i saw another fucking video after THAT video and i shit you not this might be better than an orgasm. it's like i'm equally frightened and excited and emotional about this!!!
Irina: also did you take a pic bc i've never seen you cry and it's an image i need in my memories
Irina: also 2, i need u and ur hands
Reck: maybe "reck christopher wesley" and then "aka: irina fitzgerald impersonator"
Reck: i'm OK? wow, this day keeps getting better and better. i'll be enjoyable before you know it
Reck: better than an orgasm??? damn this is big. i know how seriously you take your orgasms
Reck: there are some things you're better off not seeing, peperina, i'm not a pretty crier. you're much better off using your imagination
Reck: you're in luck, me and my hands are rarely apart. how can we be of assistance?
ryker;
Ryker chuckled. “I’ve got a cup of coffee, it’s yours if you want it. Honestly sounds like you need it more than I do.” He offered.
“And just like that,” Reck clasped his hands together pleased, “You became my favorite person in this building. Nobody else seems to care that I’m running on empty and seeing little blue men.”
penny;
“Do you know the muffin man that lives in Drury Lane?”
“Oh, yeah, everybody knows the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane. I’ve got to say, though, not a huge fan. He doesn’t put enough chocolate chunks in his chocolate chunk muffins. That’s a problem.”
( &. sms: trainwreck 👽 )
Irina: IF I DIE BC OF THE ALIENS, IT'LL BE WORTHY!!! BUT FRET DO NOT, I'M STILL HERE TO BE THE PAIN IN YOUR ASS
Irina: ..you're learning how to ice skate??? you wanna be me... but you CANT, RECK. GIVE IT UP.... but it all seriousness, i get the slight feeling i might tolerate u a tiny bit more
Irina: they made it, reck. they made it, WE made it. IT'S HAPPENING. IT'S FUCKING, FOR REAL, FINALLY HAPPENING. and we'll get to witness it. i hope your eyes are watering
Reck: UM how dare you!?!? if i wanna be irina fitzgerald, i fuckin' will be. or, so help me god, i'll die trying
Reck: that's what i strive to be.... tolerable
Reck: i'm crying more than i did when i saw charlotte's web for the first time. that's how emotional i am right now. i've had the x files theme song on repeat for a solid hour
savannah;
“It won’t be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It will be my inability to know when I should or shouldn’t laugh at something.”
“I’m pretty sure liver failure, lung cancer, and murder are all covered by health insurance, so I’m not worried. You pick your poison, Savvy.”
carter;
“I was having the worst day, but then one of the kids gave me a drawing he did of me and him. I love my job, sometimes.”
“He gave it to you because he could sense you were upset, or it was just coincidental?”
ryker;
Ryker sat at his desk, grading some student assignments, when he was suddenly aware of a presence in the doorway. “Is there something I can help you with?” He asked, looking up from his papers.
“Well, I was going to ask when the Blue Man Group got into town, but, uh...” He peeked back into the empty hallway, “It appears my level of caffeine and lack of sleep are just causing me to hallucinate. --Damn. I was really excited to meet them.”
Some nights alone he thinks of her, and some nights alone she thinks of him. Some nights these thoughts occur at the same moment and they are connected without ever knowing it.
Shopgirl (via wordsthat-speak)
farrah;
“I am a firm believer that you are never too old to go trick-or-treating…which may or may not be how I got this lollipop.”
“I use to have that mindset... then Halloween 2k14 happened. So, I spent this Halloween doing the “adult” thing and passing out candy instead. It was kind of sad, but I didn’t miss any of the good movies like I usually do. That’s something, I guess.”
( &. sms: trainwreck 👽 )
Irina: MY HEARTS BEATING SO FAST I COULD CRY RECK
Irina: like... inside u?? not kinkshaming ofc because #same
Irina: but yeah, i get it. but see it this way: for YEARS ufo's evidence has been tampered and today, thanks to technology, most of it IT'S NOT. like, if the government had put their ugly nasty hands on these videos and pictures first, i bet u 200 bucks it'd be really different
Irina: we're one step closer, wesley, don't fail me now
Reck: DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK, FITZGERALD, I STILL NEED YOU
Reck: actually i'm hoping these aliens left their probes at home. my ass is already sore from trying to learn how to ice skate yesterday
Reck: you're right, you're right. the government can't take this one from us. mulder and scully have finally triumphed 👽 👽
penny;
“Donuts, yes!!! Cronuts on the other hand…”
“I find I’m more of a muffin man myself.”