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Adrian 🗡 | They/Them | 24| not Venom Snake but god do I try | Lore-Friendly body |

[montereybayaquarium]

what should you do if you see a mantis shrimp in the wild?

Are you a crab? Our answer changes if you are a crab. 

[fujikomeanie]

Go Nagai - The Devilman OVA Artbook

[em-niwa]

hey, that was a long one so lets take a rest before jumping into the new year

xxx

thanks as always for your support and love. I’ll be putting this up on INPRNT tomorrow (and sending myself a print of it to be reminded to take a break every now and again) so check in then if you want one.

EDIT you can now get this on inprnt <3   

ko-fi  patreon

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[hellovegetapanda]

Frieza / Freeza at Trader Joe’s

[catchymemes]

[retrogamingblog]

Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar

[kortzite]

[jareckiworld]

Joanna Karpowicz  -  Anubis On The Red Couch   (acrylic on canvas, 2017)

[bluu-spectre]

just as advertised

[dilfosaur]

read the full comic!

i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies

[dilfosaur]

everyone: this is a callout post for my mom/aunt/grandma

me: this is a well thought out self-drag

[coffeebuddha]

neighbor: how’d you get that stray to come to you? he’s run away from everyone else any time they’ve even looked like they were going to approach him!

me: i spent a solid month and a half gaining his trust by feeding him three times per day and acclimating him to my presence by progressing from standing inside my closed glass door talking to him while he ate to standing in the cracked doorway talking to him while he ate and then sitting out on the porch with him, gradually creeping closer each day, while you guessed it talking to him while he ate. then i moved to sitting next his bowl with my hands cupped around it while he ate, then to cupping my hands around the food on the porch floor so he had to stick his snoot between them while he was eating until it got to the point where he’d eat out of my hand. then i spent an additional week very slowly convincing him that it was okay for me to give him short, clearly telegraphed gentle touches while he was eating until he started letting me carefully pet him. at which point he suddenly seemed to realize that Affection is a thing and now he spends all his time when i’m outside slinking on his belly next to my feet until i pet him, because he associates me with plenty of food and clean water and the soft pillow i gave him and soft words paired with softer touches

neighbor: …oh

[coffeebuddha]

Boo Radley, a shy southern gentleman who just wants love and a good meal

[coffeebuddha]

me: boooooooo

boo: *sits like a good boy*

me: *repeatedly thwaps him in the face with his own long, floppy ears*

me: *whispers* so cuuuuuuute

[krxs100]

YA’LL....

Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

#STAYWOKE

[strawbebbynya]

HISTORY REPEATS HISTORY REPEATS HISTORY REPEATS

[narishkeyt]

[bella-bleeds-jello-deactivated2]

Okay, so the craziest thing ever happened to me the other morning. I took my son to school like normal and when we got inside his teacher said “oh, look a cat!” I didn’t look and kept getting my son settled in so I could leave. I sat with him through breakfast and left. As I was walking out I saw the cat across the street and noticed that it was my cat. Surprised that she was there I went to get her. I called her name a couple of times and finally she made her way to me. I placed her in the car confused as hell as to how she got there. She meowed the whole way home. I pondered the whole way home as to how she was in the car on the way there without me noticing. Maybe she had crawled up into the engine? I don’t know. Well when I arrived home I got out and went to open the door for her. I felt something rub against my ankle and I look down and there is my cat. The other cat just looked at me through the car window.. Apparently I found my cats’ twin in the wild. They were a complete mirror image of each other. My mind is still blown.! 🤯

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

[minichocolatine]

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

[alem-do-sol]

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[games-for-gamers]

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