beth

Gemini. Wacky bird.

[comingouttomyself]

[gahdamnpunk]

This was a ride ⚰️⚰️

[finalfortuna]

THIS is why you don’t eat other people’s food

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[spaceboy-rix]

What I love most is that we can all agree this shit timeline broke off in 2012

[hobbiciks]

world ended in 2012 and this is a fever dream all our consciousness share

[allmymetaphors]

@ god: why did u make me such a cheesy person and also such a romantic person & so soft and so full of feelings 

[martindykewood]

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

[leander-ligo]

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

“I like your shoelaces”

[salty-red-mage]

[red--sweetie]

Fuck I can't even remember my original account/blog but I think I made it in the early part of this decade.

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[witdiseased]

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I’m sick and tired of being called “mortal” like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

[qillermeme]

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where's my mom

[fuitgummyworm]

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

[fantasticmojo47]

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

[billyboyblue]

Catherine Hardwicke could do New Moon, Eclipse, And Breaking Dawn, but Chris Weitz, David Slade, and Bill Condon could never do Twilight.

[tarmairons]

V FOR VENDETTA (2005) – dir. James McTeigue

[memescomedy]

[imp]

remember when the "nsfw ban" happened and everyone was like. Well i guess this is it. Bye everyone. and then kept posting

[squided]

that's just an annual occurrence on tumblr

[validcharlieswan-archive-deacti]

1920s Judge: What’s the defendant’s reasoning for murdering three people?

Edward, dribbling blood: I mean well shit, I’m a Gemini.

Judge, nodding: I understand completely.

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

What do you believe in?

tying the tea bag to the handle of my mug to keep it safe

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

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