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#cookie run #pitaya dragon cookie #reblog #yessss #fandom chose correctly

Why do you talk like thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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(Slides a giant plate of cooked steak towards Pitaya) Here’s a tribute fo ya bud! Enjoy! There’s also extra hot sauce on the side if ya want it

HRGHGHGHHRHGRHRRGHH

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Any opinions on Millennial Tree, Pitaya?

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A goose. It was only a goose. And yet, against all odds, it managed to steal the helmet and sword that belonged to Pitaya. “Honk Honk!” It mocked him and sped off. It managed to out do you Pitaya. Out done by a Goose. That’s sad. -A unnamed Goose Cookie

GET BACK HERE!!!

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Hey Pitaya! Take this big fuzzy blanket. It’ll keep you warm during these winter months!

cozy

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So Pitaya if I’m being honest you may get a visit from another Pitaya Dragon... the one that’s a jester and Wizard.

Can’t wait for a visssit...

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Hey Pitaya. *chucks another bucket of candy at him, this time it lands at his feet* My tribute for today to you! NyAhahahaha...! *they laughed*

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Yo r u gay or just really angry gay

Cookies these daysss all about labels!

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gotta have sssome me time

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*forces a cake into Pitaya’s hands* I’m so sorry but please takes this! *evaporates, meanwhile the cake has 3 hearts on it, and says Happy Birthday to you! in cursive writing*

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No there’s like 4 Pitaya Dragon Cookies now? Well one is a jester and wizard but that’s beside the point

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Pitaya when you devoured most of the Cookie Kingdom did your weight uh... change too drastically... Sorry got to ask questions like that to get a understanding of what the hell is happening...! I’m sorry! Forgive me please if it makes you uncomfortable...!