its Me.

just a place for my thoughts..And latest obsessions 🫠

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The way that studios are making all these recent video game movies comedies. It’s almost like making fun of video games themselves.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[red-erroring]

The Vampire Diaries™️ but from the pov of their neighbor’s Ring camera

[krembruleed]

Height comparison chart based on the in-game models

Dragonborn Durge is 6'8" or 204cm. Halsin and Minsc are 6'7" or 200cm. Karlach is 6'4" or 192cm. Devil form Wyll is 6'1" or 185cm (the horns net him ~2 in / ~5cm!) Human form Wyll, Astarion, and Gale are 5'11" or 180 cm. Jaheira, Shadowheart, Minthara, and Lae'zel are 5'7" or 170cm.

The models are a little bigger in Blender than they would be in the real world. Devil Wyll was 6'7" going by his model in blender, which is just...Not Correct.

This could be because my extracts scaled slightly wrong when i imported them into blender, or the in-game scale is slightly larger than the real world, or they're just modeled a little taller than they're meant to be to make them look biggg. (my vote is that i fucked the scale. rip y'all's estimation of my intelligence.)

Whatever the reason, I knew that they were all scaled wrong in the same way. This means that instead of giving up a futile pursuit, I could do math to figure out something more reasonable.

We happen to know that Astarion is "approximately 5'11"."

I used that as a baseline. So, with our scale established, we get something like this:

Other notes:

Shadowheart/Jahiera/Minthara, Minsc/Halsin, and Gale/Astarion/Wyll share the same heights because they use the same body model.

I'm decently certain that githyanki share an armature with elves/half-elves/drow/humans, so even though the gith body model looks different, Lae'zel is the same height as the other gals to line up with their armature's bones.

I didn't include hair or head accessories (like Shadowheart's) in the total height (that's cheating).

I did include Durge's and Karlach's horns in their overall height, but Karlach's really don't add much (maybe a cm or 2).

Average height worldwide (on Earth) for men is 5'9"/ 175 cm, and for women is 5'4" / 161 cm, so they're all quite tall, but mostly still within a standard deviation of the average.

Except for Karlach, Halsin, and Minsc, who are in the 99.9th percentile for height! They're not tall, they're huge.

[red-erroring]

you know… if organized religion was more about community and acceptance and less about forcing societal (hetero-child rearing based) expectations of women,… I might find it respectable. But currently, I find it to be a deep-rooted persisting notion of oppressive patriarchy.

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Why

are they so scared to give live action princesses any semblance of bangs?!

[caats]

[red-erroring]

just a cat coded character looking for a dog coded soulmate

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There are three genders I acknowledge:

People I am comfortable around

People I am not comfortable around

Those yet to be decided

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[teaboot]

A Comprehensive Guide To Color-Coded Characters

Red: Somewhat crude and feral, low-key wise but also Mad Dumb. Acts confident but secretly super insecure. Tactile, strong fashion choices,takes naps. Big Gay Energy. Eats food straight from the can. Needs and Deserves love and kindness. Please adopt them. Guilty of arson. Voted #1 most likely to have a mullet as a teen. Needs a dog.

Orange: Energetic Wild Card, but 100% whatever the fuck they are. Only unpredictable when they’re Quiet. Loud Boi™. Probably a little too trusting of authority. Danger Baby. Craves Destruction. Fine on their own but could probably benefit from the direction of a group. Should always be supervised in the kitchen.

Yellow: Dumbass with a good heart, the first one the fandom forgets about. Deserves better. Probably knows how to bake. 1000% Done With This Shit but also yes I will help you commit felonies. Needs a nap. High-strung. Deserves more quality attention in Canon but probably won’t get it. Divides the audience between Love Them and Irritated By Them. Mom Energy. Knits.

Green: Outward personality is mostly a façade. Simultaneously Most Likely and Least Likely murder suspect. Trauma. Probably needs a hug. Trans Icon Energy. Gamer. Good with either gardening or tech, sometimes both. Needs to be patient and kind to themselves. Holds a grudge forever. Eccentric. Reluctant Pet Owner becomes Diehard Pet Parent. Will Stab You.

Blue: Whatever they are on the outside is softer and sadder on the inside. High-Key Acts Wise to cover up the Big Dumbass Energy. Sweet Tooth Skincare Routine Instagram Diva. Snark. Always knows best. Aloof, bad with feelings, may have a stick up their ass. Family Issues Energy. The physical embodiment of Conflict. Needs Friends, or will devolve into a trash monster. Slight Bastard Energy.

Purple: 30% Fashion Icon, 30% early 2010’s “U Mad, Bro?” Meme in physical form, 30% Insecurity And A Desire To Be Loved And Understood. Remaining 10% dedicated to coming off as way cooler than they actually are. Bedhead. Not a morning person. Little Shit Energy. Younger Sibling Energy. Flushes the toilet while you’re in the shower.

Brown: Deserved more/better attention in Canon. Absolutely Batshit but Knows What They’re Talking About. Will Survive The Apocalypse. Probably could be mysterious and elegant if they wanted but isn’t really feeling it. Strong Commitment To Aesthetic. Feral Badass Energy. Lived in the woods before it was cool.

Black: Big Scary Softy. Fully capable of killing you and everyone you love but probably won’t. Stealth Meme. Seems like a Lawful Good Paladin but is surprisingly chill about doing crime. Reluctant Dad Energy. May or may not have committed assault. Do as I say, not as I do. Secret Knitter Energy. Why Do People Trust Me To Be The Responsible One, I Did Not Ask For This. Tempted to let the kids stick their fingers in the electrical socket, just once. Tired. I Love My Partner So Much

Grey: Sad Things. Press F to pay respects. Can’t help but like them a little. Could probably benefit from having a large, kindly dog. Needs more friends. Cannot survive on beef jerky alone but By God They Will Try. Either is a mom or needs one. Needs to braid hair and talk about feelings. Not allowed to die. Possibly magical. Neglected in fan fiction.

White: Either Big Serious or WeedFiend420; possibly both. Either way, Bisexual. Highly competent and strict. Parties Rarely but Parties Hard. Went Buckwild in college, somehow still graduated. Big Bitch Energy. Should not look as good as they do. Guilty of war crimes. Consumes a truly alarming amount of caffeine. Possibly immortal.

Pink: Can, Should, and Will kick your ass. Overachiever disguised as a quirky oddball. Your death will be neither swift not merciful. Highly competitive. Full of both love and rage. Their mouth is for Cake and Screaming. Optimistic. Baby Bi Energy. Loyal as hell. Has A Dark Secret. Tempted by the dark side. Talks to their plants

[red-erroring]

Ya know how birds have mating dances..?

tom holland’s lip sync battle.

[red-erroring]

If someone were to write a genderbent version of the Bible, we could analyze just how much human error made it into the original. Ie patriarchy. But also maybe how much religions enforce what isn’t there. Idk. Maybe just to look at it with fresh eyes?

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I’ve got sight issues hearing issues mental health issues. What’s it gonna take for me to actually acknowledge that I’m not making this up and am actually maybe a little bit disabled???

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Hiding out (1987) is kinda like Ferris Bueller’s Day Off but it’s also kinda the opposite

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apparently the limit of tabs is 500.