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Tord Langfeldt. He/him/his or they/them/their. Currently on hiatus.
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Messages sent to my inbox may or may not be answered at all, let alone in a timely manner. I have bigger things to worry about than updating a god damn Tumblr blog.
What is your reason for disliking sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows?
Apologies for getting to this late.
It is just a bit too… sugary sweet for me. It is positive to a false extent, it seems forced. I am not one for upbeat pop music like that in the first place, but that song… ugh. It is sickening.
Soup for youp
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Ah. How nice. It is refreshing to just get a harmlessly silly ask with positive intentions behind it.
What is your list?
|| I’m assuming this is asking about the list of media I’m willing to engage with? I did say I’d make a post about that when I felt more equipped to, so. I’m gonna try my best. This is honestly going to be a really short list, because I don’t really want to invite crossover material, necessarily. This is more a list of, like, if I receive asks pertaining to this, I won’t hate it.
• Invincible
• The Amazing Digital Circus
• The Owl House
• Gravity Falls
|| again, let me make this abundantly clear: this is not an invitation for crossover material or M!As. And yeah, the list is short and kinda dorky, but whatever, this is just all I can really see my blog engaging with. Aside from, of course, Eddsworld-related stuff.
|| ok ha ha very funny you guys can stop now /hj
|| can we chill the beans for a bit y’all.
|| also for the love of the gods I cannot emphasize this enough— my Tord does NOT want world domination, he has made it incredibly clear that he wants to FIX the world, heal the wounds made in the world by the current leaders. He’s not trying to take over the world, he’s trying to CHANGE the systems. So please can we make a little bit of an effort to understand his character because I’ve tried really hard to lay the groundwork for it.
https://cookierun.fandom.com/wiki/Time_Balance_Department
|| oh so that’s what that’s from.
|| okay chat it’s time we have a talk. Admin Ozzie here! I don’t usually stray from talking in character, not even in the tags, but this was worth making an out-of-character post about. For anyone who doesn’t know, I run this blog, Tord’s brother Theo’s blog (@theodoridiculous) and Evan Kogoya’s blog (@evander-kogoya, formerly known as Orpheus Grimcatcher at @grimcatcher; I recently renamed and redesigned him) but this is my most active blog. I want to do more with Theo, but this isn’t about him, this is about me and Tord.
|| I’ve been getting a looooot of crossover-oriented asks and engagement lately. Which is all fine and dandy, and could be fun! But I genuinely have no prior knowledge of ANYTHING that has been thrown at me lately.
|| I don’t know Forsaken, or really anything Roblox-related. I don’t know Cookie Run. I don’t know what that Demon Queen of Wrath business was all about or what it was even from. I have no idea what a nukekubi is. The list goes on, and those who have been following Tord’s blog for a while know that I can get very overwhelmed and frustrated very quickly. I want to be more engaging here, but it’s hard when it feels like everybody is speaking a completely different language.
|| so, I’d ask that you kindly tone down the crossover stuff. I can provide a list of media that I’m familiar with and feel comfortable doing crossovers with at a later date when I’m less tired and frustrated, but for now, let’s just stick to Eddsworld-related stuff for me, please.
|| and while I’ve got everyone here, I want to apologize to anyone I may have come across as mean or rude toward. Keeping my characters in character is something I take very seriously, and Tord is an extremely no-nonsense man who has no time or energy to deal with bullshit he doesn’t understand, especially right now when he has so much on his plate. Meaning, if he gets sent a message full of things he doesn’t understand with zero context or elaboration, he will get frustrated over his time being wasted and completely go off. That, and I myself also don’t have a lot of patience for things I don’t understand, lol. I’m going through a lot and I’m very busy, this blog is something I want to have fun with, not something I want to have to do homework for.
|| anyways. This ramble is getting way too long, and it’s 1am and I need to sleep. Feel free to reach out with questions or concerns or whatever the fuck. Thanks for reading if you made it this far.
i am so. tired.
You do not have to take care of him anymore. Bring him to me and go rest.
i am NOT doing that! min elskede you have enough on your plate let me take this thing off
No. He has harmed you physically and is taking time and energy from you. I will handle him. He is my responsibility.
well he is behaving now! he is actually quite calm.... I am handling him just fine, kjære! focus your energy in bringing Tom home, ja? ❤️
There just. I don’t.
Fuck. No, I insist. It’s fine. Please. He is my problem.
i am so. tired.
You do not have to take care of him anymore. Bring him to me and go rest.
i am NOT doing that! min elskede you have enough on your plate let me take this thing off
No. He has harmed you physically and is taking time and energy from you. I will handle him. He is my responsibility.
i am so. tired.
You do not have to take care of him anymore. Bring him to me and go rest.
I think Paul wanted to try to hack into the files from the Time Balance Department to help with time travel research, but that quickly caused one of their anti-hack protocols to make sure that the Confidential Files aren't stolen, and it caught their attention anyway.
I… what? I have never heard of this so-called “Time Balance Department” you speak of, and I have no idea how Paul would know about it before me. Let alone investigate it without consulting me first.
But even if that is the case, fine, whatever. I will ask Paul. I have no idea who the hell you even are.
ACCESS DENIED DUE TO TIME BALANCE DEPARTMENT PROTOCOL
What the fuck. Another gods-damned nonsensical ass anonymous message in my inbox.
Access to what? Denied due to what? I am so sick of this.
I tried. I really fucking tried. But I am just not capable of keeping this blog up, active, and engaging amidst everything else I have going on.
Thorfrid, are you alright? You have not been sleeping enough. I think you should take a break from your work for now.
Am I alright? I should take a break?
I cannot AFFORD to take a break. I do not know if you have realized, but my HUSBAND is currently MISSING. He has been pulled into some sort of HELL DIMENSION and I CANNOT FUCKING REACH HIM.
Is it really that much of a stretch or a mystery as to why I have not been sleeping? Why I have been so busy?
You are here because I allow you to be. You only have as much power here as you do BECAUSE I GAVE IT TO YOU. You do not rank above me and you never will. I have priorities. I am not giving up on Tom. I CAN’T.
My body does not feel like mine anymore. Things are changing faster than I can keep up with. Everything feels foreign and wrong. I need to bring my husband home. I just need to get things back to some semblance of normal. I need normal.
I tried. I really fucking tried. But I am just not capable of keeping this blog up, active, and engaging amidst everything else I have going on.
Wow. I did not think being near-fatally shot in the upper part of my body would affect my ability to stand and walk. At least, not in this way.
For some reason, my usually-shit leg is even worse than normal. Stabbing pain when I tried to get up, and my knee is locking up. I suppose I will have to rearrange my meetings to have everyone come to my office while we figure out how to bring Thomas home.
Oops! My sincerest apologies. I'll get that resolved shortly if it hasn't cleared up by the time I post this.
There is nothing to worry about. I am always recalibrating, so no mistake will be made twice :]
I appreciate your cooperation!
… right. You sound an awful lot like a customer service chatbot sometimes.
> "sometimes"
You just don't hear from her enough.
I'm just so here to help!, 😁
Oh, gods. Do not start.
Wow. I did not think being near-fatally shot in the upper part of my body would affect my ability to stand and walk. At least, not in this way.
For some reason, my usually-shit leg is even worse than normal. Stabbing pain when I tried to get up, and my knee is locking up. I suppose I will have to rearrange my meetings to have everyone come to my office while we figure out how to bring Thomas home.
Oops! My sincerest apologies. I'll get that resolved shortly if it hasn't cleared up by the time I post this.
There is nothing to worry about. I am always recalibrating, so no mistake will be made twice :]
I appreciate your cooperation!
… right. You sound an awful lot like a customer service chatbot sometimes.
day 3 in the torture dimension
I am trying to figure out how to get you home. Just hang tight, Thomas.
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It did, darling— is there anything you can tell me about where you ended up? Gods above please tell me you can get one more post through.
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“Pizza joint”? What?
Shit. Just hang on. I have no idea what that means but I will figure it out. I will figure something out. I always do.
day 3 in the torture dimension
I am trying to figure out how to get you home. Just hang tight, Thomas.
ơ̶̭̻̼̺̗̾̓̉̇̓͂̿͑̚͝͝ḩ̷̣̱̖͓̫͎̝̞̹̮̤̹̯̹͙̻̥̥̯̰̺͚̣̏̈́̆́͗ͅͅ ̴̧̨̨̳̯̫͍̮͇̳̥̤̺̳̮̠̹̖̩̦̿͊̄͂͛̒͑̽̓̔̇̅̅̅͗̌͗̆̅́̉̈́́͋͐̔̄̈́͘̕͘͘͜͝s̷̡̛͍̤͕̩͈͎̩͈͙͈̓̔̀̌̈́̈̅͐̍͐̅͆̾̇̅͛̓̀̇͆̌̏̀̅̍̇̀̎͆́̂̈́̆̋̕̚͜͝͠h̴̜̘̝̤͚̞̝̜̣͓͖̜͓̙͎͈͈̳͙̼͙͐́ͅͅͅi̵̧̢̞̣̝̺͚͔̟̜̗̤͍̟̗̠̯̫͙̘͌̚͜t̶̛̮͎͑̀͗͋̈́͒̀̾̍̐͘ ̴͕̞͇̥̬̲̌̋̐͘͜ẗ̶̡̨̛̛̺̟͍̯̼̹̭̯͉͙̣͎͉̳̙͓͎̩͙́̾͐̈́͛́̆̊̄̀́͗̓̂͆̒̐͒̆̑̒̿̐̋̕ḩ̴̨̛͕͙͚̮̲͚͈̼͚͓̭͇̥̻̪̞̖̼͉̹̘̝̱͓̳͔̲͎̻̘̲́̋͆͒͗̓́́̾̊̓͐́̔̃̓̉̔́̔͑͆͆̏̚͠͝͝͝ȋ̵̢̡̢̨̛̝͎̻̜̜̙̻͕̟̬̯̗̭̗͚͙̉̂̎̎͊́̌̉̽̊̎̔̌̈́̍̓̏̈̿͛́̀̿͆̌̕͘͜͝s̶̡͕͇̺̞͉͙̖͓̫͍͖̲̼͔̀̂̇̒̂̓̀͛͊̓̑̈́̐͊̉̍̌̎̈̌̍ ̶̢̧͖̭̺̠͙̩͍̱̖̻͍̬͉̱͖̣͉̱͍̬̗̤̭͚̖̳͈̜͕̘̰̭̱͓̪̈́̉̈̈́̀͜͠p̷̢̛̻̳̩͓̳̜̳̱̮̱̯͚̝̈͒̂̒̒̎̓͆̓̈̃͛̐͘̕͝͠o̸̢̨̡̜̳̯͎̮͍͎͇͉̙͇͚͇͓̲͈̳̬̫̳̮̒͋͜ͅș̶̨̛̛͓̲̖̫̲̥͙̯̯̝̘̝͛̉͌̎̍́͊̆̃͋͒͗͑̈́̾̐́͐̈́͂̿͒͐̐̒̎̐̄̀̋̕̕͜͝͠ͅt̵̢̩̦̹̭̱̣̝̞̮͔͈̥͕̮̖̃̈́̀̃͘̕̕͜͝ͅͅ ̵̨̫͍̝͕̙̯̰̰̱̠̻͕͙̩̻̫̯̰̖̗̟̑̑͛̈̉͘͜w̸͉̺͖͇̞̓̆̾̇̽̂̈́̂̅̀͌̽̂͒͊ȩ̸̢̨̡̡̢̢͎̮̤̲̻̠͓͙̘̞͈̟̹͎͎̰͕̳̤̮̭̺̠̪̰̠̪̯̯͐͊̉̐͑̀̂̈̓̏͆͊̃͛͘͜ņ̷̢̢̢̺̗̺̪̺͔̥̘͕̜͕̗̦͕̟̝͇̯̖̩̍̀͂̌̊̇͊͋̾̏̒͊̈́̾́̀̑̀̈́̔͂̽̽͐̿͐̔͋͐̄́̋͋̕͜͜͝͝͠͝t̷̢̨̛͎̯̻͔̬̠̠̲̲̥̻͖̼̪̟͎̗̖͇̠͍͎̲͔͑̃̂̑̾́̇̇͒̂́͋̿͛̋̋́̈́̑̓̋̄̇̕ ̶̢̨̨̖̜̲̺̣͚̣͈̗̫̗̞̙̅͒̓̈́̋͒̓̽̀̎̓̓͋͒̂͋ť̶̨̡̡̛̘̘͍͉̗͚͖̲̥̜̺͉͚̺̝̬͉̜̪̦̌͑͗͗̈́̎̂͌̀̊̈́͗̐̑̓͝ͅh̵̢̛̗͈͙r̵̛̻͕̦̂̌̓̀̽̃̈͂̈̽̈́̓͐̌͘̚̚͠ȍ̸̢̡̨̡̡̙̫̱̺̻͈̜͕͍̺͇͎̘͕̹̖̫̲̹̾̓̏́́̏̆̈́̾͛̄͆͆̆͐̂̎͑̔̈́̀̈͂̍͒̕͜͜͠͝͝ư̸̟͔̻̞͍̙͇̭̳͉̪͕̘̠̎͋̈́͋́͐͒̈́͊̈́͊̀͗̽͗͒̇̓̓͌̊͛̽̏̐̾̓͒̇͂̓̚̚͜͝͠͝ģ̸̢͇̤̩̥͚̻͙̍̌̈̀͊͒̍͜͝h̵̡̛̛̺̪̥̘͕͉͖̘͚͍̠͂̀̊̿͐̂͑̍̐͗͋̈́̊̓́̒̆͌̅͐̎͆̑̆̈́̕̚͝͝͝͠͝͝͝?̵̨̨̧̪̳̣̭̥͔̪͉̝̣̖͈̬̩̱̩̬͔̙̼̲̮͖͊͐̿̔̀͛͊͂́͘͝͝ͅ
It did, darling— is there anything you can tell me about where you ended up? Gods above please tell me you can get one more post through.