“Well, I'm not dead yet.”

𝙾𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚊 𝙿𝚛⦻𝚡𝚢, 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊 𝙿𝚛⦻𝚡𝚢. || 𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙲𝙸 𝚃𝙾𝙱𝚈 / 𝚃𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙻. 𝙸𝚁𝙻/𝙺𝙸𝙽/𝙴𝚃𝙲. || 𝚃𝚘𝚋𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚠𝚎𝚌 , 𝚃𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚗𝚒 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚜 || 𝙾𝙱𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝚆 𝙲𝚁𝙴𝙴𝙿𝚈𝙿𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙰 & 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝚁𝙽𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝚁𝙽!

[red-leaderz]

“𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜.”

IMPORTANT

~ ★ Call me Tord or Carter, close friends may call me Adam or Mark. Please do not use She/Her or any feminine pronouns on me unless you are someone we personally know (ex; irl friends) , or we give you permission.

~ ★ We are a system! If you do not know who is in front, just call us Carter ^_^ He/Him or smth for most of us,,but yeah. Just call us.gas station or red army wtv.collectivly. idkkkkk. Oh!Also! We will use we/us if referring to the entire system as a whole!

~ ★ basic dni. Just don't be a dickhead or anything and we're cool! We WILL block you if we need to, though.

~ ★ OK THIS IS IMPORTANT. SUPER SUPER IMPORTANT YOU MUST READ. If you are a Tord yumeshipper PLEASE do NOT treat me like ur bf!!!it can be!platonic but please remember i am!!!!a real person!!not the fictional tord you yumeship with!!!!!

~ ★ We are. Autistic and possibly have npd. Please.keep that in mind.

~ ★ we vent quite a bit on this blog so sorry about that,,

~ ★ not exactly a rp blog BUT who cares,,i like a little rp here n there so shoot us some rp asks if you'd like! lol

~ ★ previously adam-mvrray88.

ok more under.cut.

★ Hi! It's good that you decided to check this out! stuff you'll see here are things like what fandoms we're into, our cool mutuals you should DEFINITELY follow, and some other things! ^_^

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✦~ Fandoms! ~✦

~ ★ Eddsworld (obv), The Mandela Catalogue, The Walten Files, The Amazing World Of Gumball, Five Nights At Freddy's, Ranfren, House Of Puso, Sanrio, Hamilton, Ride The Cyclone, Heather's (musical+movie), EPIC: The Musical, Forsaken(gulp!), Sonic, Regretevator, Phighting!, Welcome Home, Uncle Samsonite, Cookie Run: Kingdom, Mcyt (or QSMP specifically,,idk.), Searching For/Destroying A World That Doesn't Exist, Roblox Myths, Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, and others! This might get updated depending on whether we remember other fandoms we're in and/or join a new one! ^_^;

✦~ Our c00l moots u should DEFINITELY follow! ~✦

~ ✭ green; close/can call us anything rlly , blue; also close, but blue..lol , red; ur just supercool and i couldn't think of another colour for u mb......

~ ★ @starrieberrys (irl best friend (s)!) @roxy4life2 @narratorsprotagonist (father figure :3) @chaimydrink @askthesonnellin0s @stuffedmuffins @doomteensy @paninipresser-ise @analoghorrorisyummy @battery-enthusiast @eviethenut @our-happy-end1ng @lumiglowsbright @weepingdog @otto-oracle @luckyducky15 @d3pth-d0-u5-p4rt @januscorner @thenamesmobu @hoodiewearer09 @zeta-finnish @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria @mara-posting @justlennysluck @adventurecrimez @alexis605 (irl friend!) @miss-wanna-draw96 @lotherast (bf!) @0dividedby0haha @anxiouslyillustriousforce @engag3d @d1pp3rst4rs

(these r all the ones i can remember/interact w us more often! if i forgot someone please tell us!)

✦~ rp blogs! ~✦

green; active , blue; semi-active , purple; inactive

~ ✭ @ask-the-narrator-for-fun , @lieutenant-davis-speaks , @no1-best-gambler , @reassurance-4-markus , @c00l3stk1dd-3v3r , @ask-a-lamp , @jonahsaskblog , @fried-chicken-lover , @4d4m-mvrr4y88 , @forsakened-delivery , @underpaid-employee , @j450n-d34n , @spookiest-vampire , @terminated-pizzadude , @hatefilled-hacker , @5un5hine-4nd-r41nb0wz

✦~ Reference sheets! ~✦

~ ✭ Edd

~ ✭ Matt

~ ✭ Tom

~ ✭ Tord

✦~ Tag system! Or smth... ~✦

~ ★ {main man} ; posts made by the host/me!

~ ✭ {other name or something related to alter} ; some other alter posting

~ ✭ {Carter ranting} ; ranting! other alters might use this tag because we're too lazy to make separate ranting tags for everyone lol

~ ✭ {venting} ; self explanatory

~ ✭ {mutual name!} ; relating 2 our mutuals! reblogs, asks, etc!

~ ✭ 💼 ; our pa!! ; posts relating to our father figure!

~ ✭ {Carter freak posts} ; SUGGESTIVE POSTS. maybe block this tag if u dont wanna see all of that

~ ✭ {cart art} ; our art! or more specifically the host's art >_<;

✦~ Songs we like :3c ~✦

✦~ kins (highest 2 lowest) ~✦

~ ✮ Tord L. (Eddsworld) , Ticci Toby (Creepypasta) , Hermes (EPIC: The Musical) , Cesar Torres (The Mandela Catalogue) , Alexander Hamilton (Hamilton musical) , 007n7 (Forsaken SPECIFICALLY) , Henry Emily (FNAF)

divider credits ; @/sisterlucifergraphics

userbox & stamp credits ; @/sweet-to0th-graphix

last updated ; 08/01/26 (month,day,year)

[dementiatunnel]

awe it's Mason Healthcare and a Caesar salad !!

prolly gonna finish this tmrw [yummy]

[nicktoonsunite]

not friends

[goldbin]

nasty little wretch that should not be

and an older collection of its other faces:

[carmalisstickyy]

I wondering what their talking about...

[red-leaderz]

Is it bad that we feel the need to be congratulated for the most simple things like cleaning our room or brushing our teeth?

[goldbin]

man of the hour

his relationship with the altermark #kindasucks

[hornyharpy]

12 page TomTord comic ↓ CW: cigar burns, implied SH, lots of eyes, stupid teens being stupid

[red-leaderz]

im gonnadrsw who wants to see yhat when im done

[red-leaderz]

This whole thing gave me a headache.

[noodle1png]

Part of the gang

[red-leaderz]

Not joining band. Not sure what we expected, honestly.

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[red-leaderz]

Can someone remind us in about 4ish hours that we need to sign up for band. Thank you

[gummybird]

It wasn’t always bad. If it was you wouldn’t miss him this badly, would you?

[sukuaeheddo]

freaks of nature u_u

[lemyz]

Its overwhelming me, the static in the trees