Red

[red-offical]

Intro post

hello. This is red-offical or just red. I really don’t know what to say

[greenn2222]

Orange: heyy oran- YOU COPIED ME HOW COULD YOU

Color orange: NO I DIDNT YOU DID!!!

Orange: NO YOY D-

Red: shut upppp

Blue: NO

Orange: color orange is s stupid lit-

Color orange: NO!

5 likes and I will do part 2

[chill-lesbian2013]

@orange-offical @the-color-orange-offical @red-offical @blue-offical

[red-offical]

yeah seems about right

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

So why do you insult me?

[red-offical]

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

[evil-dude-official]

It's mean

[red-offical]

my apologies then

[evil-dude-official]

Good

[red-offical]

you happy now?

[evil-dude-official]

I guess

[red-offical]

that’s good

[evil-dude-official]

*he nods*

[red-offical]

Soo. You do anything for fun?

[evil-dude-official]

Mot really just steal

[red-offical]

I see

[evil-dude-official]

Ehat about you?

[red-offical]

meh. I don’t do that much other than work

[evil-dude-official]

Fair enough I guess

[red-offical]

yeah.

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

So why do you insult me?

[red-offical]

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

[evil-dude-official]

It's mean

[red-offical]

my apologies then

[evil-dude-official]

Good

[red-offical]

you happy now?

[evil-dude-official]

I guess

[red-offical]

that’s good

[evil-dude-official]

*he nods*

[red-offical]

Soo. You do anything for fun?

[evil-dude-official]

Mot really just steal

[red-offical]

I see

[evil-dude-official]

Ehat about you?

[red-offical]

meh. I don’t do that much other than work

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

So why do you insult me?

[red-offical]

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

[evil-dude-official]

It's mean

[red-offical]

my apologies then

[evil-dude-official]

Good

[red-offical]

you happy now?

[evil-dude-official]

I guess

[red-offical]

that’s good

[evil-dude-official]

*he nods*

[red-offical]

Soo. You do anything for fun?

[evil-dude-official]

Mot really just steal

[red-offical]

I see

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

So why do you insult me?

[red-offical]

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

[evil-dude-official]

It's mean

[red-offical]

my apologies then

[evil-dude-official]

Good

[red-offical]

you happy now?

[evil-dude-official]

I guess

[red-offical]

that’s good

[evil-dude-official]

*he nods*

[red-offical]

Soo. You do anything for fun?

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

So why do you insult me?

[red-offical]

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

[evil-dude-official]

It's mean

[red-offical]

my apologies then

[evil-dude-official]

Good

[red-offical]

you happy now?

[evil-dude-official]

I guess

[red-offical]

that’s good

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

So why do you insult me?

[red-offical]

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

[evil-dude-official]

It's mean

[red-offical]

my apologies then

[evil-dude-official]

Good

[red-offical]

you happy now?

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

So why do you insult me?

[red-offical]

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

[evil-dude-official]

It's mean

[red-offical]

my apologies then

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

So why do you insult me?

[red-offical]

just making conversation. It’s not meant to be an insult

[red-offical]

When I play level 6-1 in Ultrakill, you're all I see

uhhh cool? I guess?

[sirsamueloflydia]

This is what I mean

It's all just red

[red-offical]

oh yeah. That is pretty red. Cool

[red-offical]

When I play level 6-1 in Ultrakill, you're all I see

uhhh cool? I guess?

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

Well you look pretty ugly *he seems to be getting really annoyed and angry*

[red-offical]

well that’s rude *he’s as calm as ever just standing there with his arms crossed*

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you so mean?

[red-offical]

How? I just have no reason to believe that you are strong. Cause you just don’t look like you’d be that strong

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

I'm plenty strong

[red-offical]

sure. Whatever you say man.

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off

[evil-dude-official]

Lies

[red-offical]

What’s the lie?

[evil-dude-official]

hi. I’m board so I’d thought I’d say hi to a random person

@red-offical

Ooh hello

[evil-goon-offical]

hi. Nice wooden leg

[evil-dude-official]

Uh thanks

[red-offical]

you’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Nice danglung strawberrys

[evil-goon-offical]

my earrings? Thank you

[evil-dude-official]

Your ehat?

[red-offical]

the earrings? They’re things that you stick in your ears for decoration

[evil-dude-official]

I've never heard of it

[red-offical]

really. They are quite common so I’m surprised to hear that you’ve never heard of them

[evil-dude-official]

I've just never heard of them being talked about near me

[red-offical]

That’s odd I guess

[evil-dude-official]

How so?

[red-offical]

I’m just surprised that you’ve never heard or met anyone with earrings ever

[evil-dude-official]

I've seen people with dangling things from their ears I just never knew what their called

[red-offical]

ohh. Yeah that makes sense. Well now you know what there called!

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah thanks

[red-offical]

mmhm. You’re welcome

[evil-dude-official]

Why are you wearing so much red?

[evil-goon-offical]

cause I can

[evil-dude-official]

Also, whats that thing on your chest?

[red-offical]

it’s a pin.

[evil-dude-official]

A what?

[evil-goon-offical]

*he closes his eyes and sighs*

It’s a thing that you can attach to stuff that has a picture on it usually

[evil-dude-official]

Ehats that one of?

[red-offical]

uhh. Pride flag

[evil-dude-official]

Nice

[red-offical]

yeah

[evil-dude-official]

How old are you?

[red-offical]

22. You?

[evil-dude-official]

20

[red-offical]

nice.

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah

[red-offical]

so you do anything for work or something like that?

[evil-dude-official]

I work for 2 evil people

[red-offical]

Neat I guess

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah but who do you you work for?

[red-offical]

I don’t currently have work

[evil-dude-official]

Where do you live?

[red-offical]

apartment. Oh wait shoot. Man I’m tired. How did I forget about my job! I mean it’s not really that great of a job but still a job. I should really catch up on sleep someday. I work at a cafe. I sometimes forget that tho somehow

[evil-dude-official]

Oh yeah ive stolen from them before

[red-offical]

you’ve what!

[evil-dude-official]

Stolen

[red-offical]

what. exactly. did. you. steal?

[evil-dude-official]

I think it was a barely and it was slightly green

[red-offical]

how much of it did you take?

[evil-dude-official]

All of it

[red-offical]

all. Of. It? *he pulls out a small pocket knife* I swear if any of it was from the jar that said tips we will have a biiiggg problem

[evil-dude-official]

I said bagel and it was from the bin in the back

[red-offical]

when did you say bagel?

[evil-dude-official]

I thought I did

[red-offical]

well okay it was already thrown away so it wasn’t really stealing

[evil-dude-official]

I was chased away with a broom a time I tried before that

[evil-goon-offical]

they probably just thought you were a pest or something

[evil-dude-official]

They knew I was a human

[red-offical]

that’s…. Unfortunate

[evil-dude-official]

Yeah I had to wait for 3 days to get the bagel

[red-offical]

*he looks disgusted* 3. Days? Do you need food? We throw a lot of food out at closing time so like I could just give you that

[evil-dude-official]

Naw I'm fine now it was when I was 10 but they just didn't like me

[red-offical]

dude. Why are you admitting this now? Like I had nothing to do with the place back then when I was what? Like 12 or whatever.

[evil-dude-official]

I was meaning it for like you don't worry about it

[red-offical]

okay then. also not trying to be rude but how tall are you cause you’re like pretty short

[evil-dude-official]

4ft I think

[red-offical]

that’s. Quite short.

[evil-dude-official]

How tall are you?

[red-offical]

like 5’9” or 10”

[evil-dude-official]

That's quite tall *he says in an annoyed voice*

[red-offical]

Not really. Quite average actually. You’re just short

[evil-dude-official]

Tally

[red-offical]

shorty

[evil-dude-official]

Meany

[red-offical]

Rude

[evil-dude-official]

You made fun of me

[red-offical]

I did? I was just responding to you

[evil-dude-official]

You called me short

[red-offical]

I was just making an observation

[evil-dude-official]

A rude one

[red-offical]

How? You’re pretty close 2 ft shorter than me

[evil-dude-official]

Still

[red-offical]

Still what?

[evil-dude-official]

Still mean

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't like being called short

[red-offical]

noted

[evil-dude-official]

*he throws a spoon at you*

[red-offical]

why?

[evil-dude-official]

I don't know

[red-offical]

*picks up the spoon and offers it to him*

Why do you even have a spoon on you?

[evil-dude-official]

I have more and why not?

[red-offical]

because spoons are an odd thing to throw at people.

[evil-dude-official]

What should I throw then?

[red-offical]

Preferably nothing

[evil-dude-official]

Well I have a lot of spoons

[red-offical]

but you don’t have to throw them at me!

[evil-dude-official]

You were mean so

[red-offical]

So you throw spoons at me? Rude

[evil-dude-official]

Yes you were rude

[red-offical]

I feel like it’s more rude to throw spoons at people

[evil-dude-official]

And I'm a criminal

[red-offical]

I see. You aren’t gonna rob me or whatever criminals do right?

[evil-dude-official]

Do you want me to?

[red-offical]

no? Of course not. Plus I don’t really think you could rob me anyways. You look like you’d go down in one hit honestly

[evil-dude-official]

*he starts throwing spoons at you*

[red-offical]

Please stop before i retaliate

[evil-dude-official]

Stop insulting md

[red-offical]

how am I insulting you?

[evil-dude-official]

You called me shoet and weak

[red-offical]

I just mentioned your hight and said that I think I could defend myself against you

[burning-britain-official]

I found it rude and you said I look like I could go down in 1 hit

[red-offical]

while that may have been a slight exaggeration I personally don’t think you would be too difficult to fend off