Sam the Salmon

he/him/fish, call me Sam Champion Bread Knight @salmon-offical (pfp and banner art done by @soopsop)

[sirsamueloflydia]

Intro Post

I am Sir Samuel of Lydia, Sam the Salmon, or just Sam if you don't feel like typing more than 3 letters

He/him pronouns

My best friends are @/soopsop and their wife @/exoticmamba

Platonic partner of @/the-one-and-only-piper-offical

Cishet ADHD man

Funny fish dude and nerd/musician. I like nerd shit, writing cool music, storytelling, jokes/puns, etc

No NSFW. I block every corn blog that follows me because Tumblr is not the place for that shit.

I cannot art well (especially when it comes to people) so Soop does all the official artwork for my OC

I'm in too many fandoms to keep track of lol

The kind of music I like is all over the place, but my main likes are heavy metal/power metal/speed metal, video game OSTs, and ambient/environmental music. I also have a weird fascination with creepy music/ambiance and horror game/movie soundtracks (Dead Space, Carrion, Iron Lung, etc)

@salmon-offical is also me

DNI if racist, homophobic, heterophobic, transphobic, cisphobic, xenophobic, radqueer, ableist, MAGA, extremely political/religious, looking for trouble, or just toxic/hateful/discriminatory in general. Do not message me directly if I don't know you; I block generously. I also check out every blog that follows me, and I block any blogs that look suspicious.

Tags:

#ichthysong = an original music composition of mine

#salmon ramblings = me when I yap into the void

#two gays and a fih = stuff pertaining to and/or story/lore from the RP that Soop, Mamba and I have been doing

#meme archive = old memes I found saved on my phone

#throwback archive = old photos/videos I found saved on my phone

#weekly wisdom = post series in which I post good wisdom weekly

And ye that's all I got, stay fishy

[texascowboy-offical]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/va1WZhZfBYA

is this a threat…? I mean, who are you?!?!?! I do love that voice over channel tho lmao. I also like WhispVO!

[sirsamueloflydia]

"Mr. Electric, send this [[jolly fellow]] to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded IMMEDIATELY!!!"

[the-pale-blue-boy]

tag game!

make yourself with this picrew and say a random fact about yourself!

i have a small tattoo of a star on my middle finger

tags! /nf @starless--city @eli-eli-lema-sabachthani @astralduck08 @kingoftheloonybinza @illmadekn1ght @tenpoiintbuck @pupfettipaws @purezneon + open!

[yashtheartistic]

well this acc is just me rping as my persona so why not :P

first ime inviting people instead of being invited, but i love picrews so i knew i had to do it

@sleepytinyangycutiebean @severely-artsy-smoke @untitled-25-mp3 @plywood-rot @yourturnyourtricks

and anyone else who wants to join

[sleepytinyangycutiebean]

it's me!! (since i don't have a persona yet >.<)

the mustache is bc i have hirsutism ;-; <- that's the fact, lol ^w^

@untitled-25-mp3 @roxy4life2 @plywood-rot @apollokid2372 @poetic-grief @yourturnyourtricks @zayyyyyyyyraaa @koiisockz @astralcuite @notonelover @4ngel-bee @nekoqueenalice @dragonsbloodspilled + open tags!!

wanted to put earrings and stuff but irl ts wld be a nightmare so i didnt

[yourturnyourtricks]

uh fact: I'm Sudanese 🇸🇩 (idk what else to say)

@bebamonica @starlykree @hxmurz2 @frenchfryturtle @madamekudo + open tags

[bebamonica]

the hair is a bit off but whatever,,, it should be much frizzier,,,,, also i dont actually have piercings but i couldnt resist adding those wonderful earrings

my favourite sanrio character is kuromi

@blackhole-enthusiast @sweetfliker @ruleroftheimpishimps @sleep-deprived-scissors @how-very-elly @godfrey-the-chaos-duck @chaotic-alien190 @rin-amamiya + more im definitely forgetting,, if youre my moot and you werent tagged feel free to reblog !!

[how-very-elly]

i’m not very good at picrews so it doesn’t really look like me lol, but my fun fact is that i once came 7th in the crossy road pecking order thing and yes i’m still proud about it

tags: (+ all my moots / open if you want)

@of-paper-rings-and-stars , @bobigailmorris , @the-aricher , @jade-efflorescence . @if-tech-week-were-a-person , @faultycoldstars , @prongsandpads , @dontyoudarejudg3 , @wildandflu0rescent , @who-me-never14 , @ziggythewize , @topotatoornottopotato , @yourturnyourtricks , @hawthornewhore , @notre-dame-des-souterrains  , @phases-of-moony , @princesskeekeee , @in-every-lifet1me

[of-paper-rings-and-stars]

Thank u for the tag yayy

Idk how yall are putting the flags in the background 🥀

Erm fact about me......i had the same water bottle from 5th grade till the time I graduated high school

Tags below the cut

@irisofthelakes @ihatethepersonwhochosemylastuser @mellarkslovergirl @afterthisgettingpopcorn @yours-paradoxically @sadiekaneismysister

[afterthisgettingpopcorn]

i LOVEEEE picrew 🥹 it's been my JAM since age 12

i think i'm demiaroace but there wasn't a flag for both so demiromantic it is 🤸

moots!! (no pressure!!!! <3) @betterunderthestars @melaninelephant @stardustnillarust @goodrhymesbadtimes @faewantscoffee @likean0leander @bridalroses @beforelaura @cufufle @lilphve @odium-fati @fisbiscwits @kozmiccc @canonsunkmyships @tony-isboring + open :))

[likean0leander]

im not the best at picrews, but here's my attempt

My fact is that I am currently reading The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli

@vamp1re-kaleidoscope @clearlynotmena

@renlovesthem @shadowstar745 @chronic-user @vinsel-ao3 @softgaypanic

@eeeurydiceee @lilphve

[shadowstar745]

ty for the tag!! <3

I'm something like that

I'm ugly, but I love to read (I know it has nothing to do with it lol)

@art-246 @imjustanerd13 @cfspring11 @cjsdabest @team-gallavichh @jadie-was-never-here-11

[jadie-was-never-here-11]

Thanks for the tag!!

I first used ao3 at the age of 10 (it makes sense why I’m so fucked in the head (yes I was reading smut))

@printer-reads-505 @sageberry-19 @in-a-bullets-embrace

[in-a-bullets-embrace]

this is what i WANT to look like btw

I don’t actually look like this unfortunately (one day I will trust)

I have a crush on a boy who will never date me (call that doomed yaoi)

@candylorde @cranberry-branflakes @isawyourgreenhair @krow-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @sageberry-19 @tcmsofan @turtaffeoriginator @tired-shipper @vanished159 +open tags !!

[sageberry-19]

࣪𖤐.ᐟ thank you @jadie-was-never-here-11 and @in-a-bullets-embrace for the tag ^^

i love my headphones literally so much

@brainlessbear @callmegayandgrunge2 @random-little-whatnots + open (still lazy)

[random-little-whatnots]

My hair’s a little longer than that but that was the best I could find

I am double jointed in my elbows, fingers, and knees :)

@a-chance-of-raine @dinosaurnnuggets and I’m running out of people I haven’t already tagged like three times today so open tags

[dinosaurnnuggets]

so i have pink and blonde strips in my hair but otherwise I would say it is pretty accurate!

My fact is I have never gone on a plane

@dragontheryuu @itislanceirl @berry-sweetzzz & open tags :D

[berry-sweetzzz]

I do have some subtle streaks of blonde bc I bleached my hair at the ripe age of 10 and continued till like a year or two ago 😭

But yeah my fact is that I have a whole collection of Bath and Bodywork’s lotion and candles

@random-little-whatnots @whyamihereiamsupposedtoread @heresanoptionshutyourquiznak

[heresanoptionshutyourquiznak]

I feel like @kamithekaze would appreciate this shirt, my fact is it’s an inside joke

@rucondabest123 @bemygelatinmode @itislanceirl @elj3llyf1shhh @dinosaurnnuggets

[itislanceirl]

THANKS FOR TAGGING ME!! <3!

I made the clothes something I would wear but I don’t own them sadly

Fun fact—I can eat a bowl of kimchi in under 13seconds

@velvet-thump @thatonewolfdude @marmaroy @worldsworstvaledictorian @bingosscribbels @sharks-are-better-than-people @queengeni @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @ryanroleplays-fandoms @ndj2011 @whyamihereiamsupposedtoread @greyladybast @luvcherrycola @silverfern @digital-deers-blog @messypaintersstuff @deepseathedeepwing @random-little-whatnots @elventheelf @strmieto @katiespeanuts @multishipper87 @berry-sweetzzz @nununana89 @soraart5 @lov3r-girls @r4yayan @redghostnicco @only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess @rahh-meow

If I tagged you and you already did it, you don't need to do it again, or if I tagged you and you don't want to do it that's fine. <3

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

Fun fact I can roll my tongue >:D

@everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main <- fallen icon @cuttlefishnoodle @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian @seriouslythisisagoodname @notprongs @sirsamueloflydia @sunshine-snake @therollypolly @emotional-traffic-cone @dexxius @ember-ladida @very-normal-tape-recorder @ladymacbethisasmash @carlthehedgehog

[sirsamueloflydia]

My favorite color is yellow

Open tags

[teaboot]

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

[teaboot]

Fuck my baka life

[toe-fingerman]

[ruderubicante]

A Love for Ignorance

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Weekly Wisdom #2

A hero doesn’t just fight for what’s right; a hero makes sacrifices for what they believe is right.

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[aro-ace-culture-is]

not relating to love songs at all, but still listening to them bc they are catchy af. Or just pretending theyre platonic.

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[human-jukebox-offical]

I’ve probably posted this meme before ngl but anyways

[sirsamueloflydia]

An ace who likes rap knows all the lyrics to WAP

[i-am-a-fish]

small, but really good news to me: there is a cozy thunderstorm outside my window

[sirsamueloflydia]

For all composers and music theory nerds out there:

In case you didn't know what chords could go where in functional harmony

[sirsamueloflydia]