RED Scout

Hey-yo! Red Scout here! C’mon, talk to me! Ask me anything!

[redandfastashell]

Not affiliated with Valve/TF2! Simply a roleplay account for fun!

Think fast, chucklenuts!

Yo, it’s me, Scout! Wassup?

Lemme set some ground rules!

-NSFW is allowed, just refer to @featheryheaven for the extensive information on how mod feels about it and other things.

- // mod (Gallimus) is usually on gunner blog. also, I have stuff to do sometimes.

- Dunno what an ‘OC’ is, but c’mon! Talk to me, man!

- Also dunno what an AU is, but sure!

- You’re BLU? Fine by me, just don’t take my stuff!

- Hey, I’m up for grabs. ;-). (// ships allowed)

hey come catch me! -open rp

im yappin -post

alright let’s chat -reblog (rping with someone)

lemme speak my mind -reblog (nrping with anyone)

what’s on your mind? -answering asks

Hope we have fun!

(// -Gallimus/Brad)

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[leichnam-the-dove987]

....

I found a bug.

Leichnam holds up a beetle

[redandfastashell]

*Scout screams before looking curious.*

“Aww, it’s kinda cute!”

[leichnam-the-dove987]

......

Leichnam looks annoyed, and just done

......you screamed in my ears.

[redandfastashell]

“Hey, don’t blame me! I’m scared of bugs!”

*He looks.. slightly guilty.*

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[leichnam-the-dove987]

....

I found a bug.

Leichnam holds up a beetle

[redandfastashell]

*Scout screams before looking curious.*

“Aww, it’s kinda cute!”

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[margaret-the-all-rounder]

"Fine..." She had mumbled, but smirked. She had never seen this Scout before...

[redandfastashell]

“If it’s fine, den why are you smirkin’? Tell me de good stuff!”

-!- okay but seriously there are SO many scouts here oml /pos

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[meet-the-scrapper79]

I have shrapnel in my eye......

[redandfastashell]

*Scout’s smile fades into a frown.*

“Dat.. ain’t good. Ya should see Medic about dat.”

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[mj-the-pyro]

I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red

[redandfastashell]

“What.”

“What??”

[mj-the-pyro]

we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!

[redandfastashell]

*Scout runs 5 feet away, looking terrified.*

[mj-the-pyro]

*from 5 feet away* okay! I'll just watch looney tunes with my boyfriend or something

[redandfastashell]

“Wait wait- ya got a boyfriend?”

*He immediately zooms back.*

[mj-the-pyro]

yeah he's really nice and he draws really good :3

[redandfastashell]

“Who is he?!”

*Scout asks excitedly.*

[mj-the-pyro]

hes @the-coolest-scout-youve-eva-seen :3

[redandfastashell]

“ANOTHER Scout?! Man, dere’s so many of me..”

*He scratches the back of his head.*

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[mj-the-pyro]

I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red

[redandfastashell]

“What.”

“What??”

[mj-the-pyro]

we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!

[redandfastashell]

*Scout runs 5 feet away, looking terrified.*

[mj-the-pyro]

*from 5 feet away* okay! I'll just watch looney tunes with my boyfriend or something

[redandfastashell]

“Wait wait- ya got a boyfriend?”

*He immediately zooms back.*

[mj-the-pyro]

yeah he's really nice and he draws really good :3

[redandfastashell]

“Who is he?!”

*Scout asks excitedly.*

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[mj-the-pyro]

I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red

[coldsteel-hedgeheg-offical]

Badass!

wait did you like cook it or eat it raw

[redandfastashell]

// IS THAT FUCKING COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHOG LMFAOOOO

[coldsteel-hedgeheg-offical]

[Yeah, I made this blog after watching a YouTube video about him, lol]

[redandfastashell]

-!- (i definitely didn’t forget the ooc symbol trust me) dude I saw him like 4 years ago and laughed so hard at him. didn’t know there’d be a roleplay account of him /pos

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[mj-the-pyro]

I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red

[redandfastashell]

“What.”

“What??”

[mj-the-pyro]

we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!

[redandfastashell]

*Scout runs 5 feet away, looking terrified.*

[mj-the-pyro]

*from 5 feet away* okay! I'll just watch looney tunes with my boyfriend or something

[redandfastashell]

“Wait wait- ya got a boyfriend?”

*He immediately zooms back.*

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[mj-the-pyro]

I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red

[coldsteel-hedgeheg-offical]

Badass!

wait did you like cook it or eat it raw

[redandfastashell]

// IS THAT FUCKING COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHOG LMFAOOOO

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[mj-the-pyro]

I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red

[redandfastashell]

“What.”

“What??”

[mj-the-pyro]

we were out of my favorite snacks and I was getting really hungry, okay!

[redandfastashell]

*Scout runs 5 feet away, looking terrified.*

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[mj-the-pyro]

I accidentally ate the unlabelled human kidney in mum's fridge again, in my defense I zoned out and didn't realize that it was the bin where he keeps his unlabelled human organs and not the bin where he keeps the ones I get to have, the bins are just slightly different shades of red

[redandfastashell]

“What.”

“What??”

[apple-boy-111]

sunshine 🌞 lollipops 🍭 and rainbows 🌈 everything that’s wonderful is what I feel when we’re together 😁

[redandfastashell]

“Eyyy, how are we feeling’ today, pallies? I know I’m feelin’ great!”

[redandfastashell]

-!- Next person to baby/dumb down Scout gets thrown across a river

[mostlypracticalengineering]

(Scout’s holding something behind his back, looking as mischievous as ever.)

“Hey, Engie!”

(He waves ‘innocently’.)

- @redandfastashell

"You mess up my workshop with whatever you got behind your back, I'm going to show you what 'frontier justice' means, boy."

He is NOT having it. Not in his town, mister.

@redandfastashell

[redandfastashell]

*Scout pulls out a shovel that.. may or may not have been stolen.*

“I was gon’ ‘give’ you dis shovel.”

*He gives a toothy grin.*

*And so he slowly steps closer and hits Engineer on the helmet with it. He drops it, looking proud of himself.*

[redandfastashell]

*throws a pipe bomb at this guy*

“AGH!-”

(Oh geez.)