Lucifer

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[redapplearcadia]

daddy stop jumpscaring everyone challenge (impossible) /j

Unfortunately, I cannot stop. God spread propaganda against me

[quartztwst]

Do you want to form an alliance with me?

Wh

WHAT HAPPENED?? Why what happened Lucifer 🥺🥺🥺

[redapplearcadia]

I need to kill god. I need an ally as strong as I am.

[starcrossedmoonlet]

Please tell your father to not jumpscare me. /j

Sorry bestie I couldn't if I tried 💔

[redapplearcadia]

Tell the human to not be jumpscared

[redapplearcadia]

IS THAT DA DEBIL FROM DA BIBLE?????

Greetings, Carna Payne.

[redapplearcadia]

Trick or treat!!!! :3

Hello little lamb.

Here you go

[redapplearcadia]

Trick or treat!

Another trick or treater? I suppose. Here is your treat.

[redapplearcadia]

Trick or treat

A trick or treater?

Hmmm.

I suppose I could spare a treat.

[devildomprince]

Personally I think you should enjoy a break being chained to paperwork 24/7 fucking sucks

See, Howl here gets it. Paperwork is boring, getting Madam Screams with my partner while hiding from Barbatos is much more enjoyable.

[redapplearcadia]

So you’re at Madam Screams with Sparrow?

[redapplearcadia]

Daddy a ghost stole one sock from every pair I own what do i do

Do you want me to consume it?

[starcrossedmoonlet]

...SORRY?

[redapplearcadia]

It’s a soul, so I could consume it if you wished.

[starcrossedmoonlet]

You... do not need to consume ghostie anon?? I was more concerned about half my socks being gone now

[redapplearcadia]

We can buy you more socks

[redapplearcadia]

Daddy a ghost stole one sock from every pair I own what do i do

Do you want me to consume it?

[starcrossedmoonlet]

...SORRY?

[redapplearcadia]

It’s a soul, so I could consume it if you wished.

[redapplearcadia]

Daddy a ghost stole one sock from every pair I own what do i do

Do you want me to consume it?

[devildomprince]

Please come back to the palace, your paperwork will not cease to exist just because you are not here with it

Man, I thought I could get away with it, too. I'm having fun, though. 🙁

[redapplearcadia]

Diavolo, you have work to do

[devildomprince]

The work will still be there.

[redapplearcadia]

Yes, but there will be more

[devildomprince]

Let me take a break. I will return by dinner.

[redapplearcadia]

😑

[devildomprince]

Please come back to the palace, your paperwork will not cease to exist just because you are not here with it

Man, I thought I could get away with it, too. I'm having fun, though. 🙁

[redapplearcadia]

Diavolo, you have work to do

[devildomprince]

The work will still be there.

[redapplearcadia]

Yes, but there will be more

[devildomprince]

Please come back to the palace, your paperwork will not cease to exist just because you are not here with it

Man, I thought I could get away with it, too. I'm having fun, though. 🙁

[redapplearcadia]

Diavolo, you have work to do

[redapplearcadia]

I have somewhere between 2 and 10 children and frankly I am concerned for the mental and physical health of all of them.

[redapplearcadia]

Barbatos is teasing me. I think.

[devildomprince]

I heard Lucifer breathe in deeply, followed immediately with his back popping. Should I ask Barbatos for help? Is he okay??

[redapplearcadia]

I am fine, my bones just make noise on occasion

[devildomprince]

Lucifer, your bones should not be making noises on occasion.

[redapplearcadia]

Fine, my flesh suit occasionally creaks, is that better?

[devildomprince]

That is substantially worse, Lucifer.

[redapplearcadia]

My mind’s housing may get a little quirky at night.

[devildomprince]

...What?

[redapplearcadia]

I am eliminating the mention of flesh in an effort to make it seem less concerning.

[devildomprince]

Lucifer, your back isn't working properly. I am begging you to take a break and stretch occasionally.

[redapplearcadia]

I do stretch occasionally

[devildomprince]

How often, Lucifer?

[redapplearcadia]

Often enough

[devildomprince]

Give me an estimate in measurable time units.

[redapplearcadia]

…no

[devildomprince]

Why not? You've nothing to hide, do you?

[redapplearcadia]

I’m calling Barbatos.

[devildomprince]

Barbatos would likely tell you to rest.

[redapplearcadia]

That bastard.

[devildomprince]

Take a break.

[redapplearcadia]

I refuse, I have work to do

[devildomprince]

I will revoke your work privileges.

[redapplearcadia]

I don’t think that’s how this works?