Official FAQs and Updates about the Red Army.

Hei. Vennligst send alle spørsmål til vår spørreboks/Hello. Please direct all questions to our ask box. Run by Admin W.

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Hello.

Welcome to the Red Army official FAQ and Updates blog.

This blog exists for the purpose of education about the Red Army, the rising power with the goal of uniting the world.

((OOC: Neither I (Admin W) nor This blog are in any way shape or form associated with the actual Eddsworld team, this is a NON-PROFIT fan blog, and the character of Tord/Red Leader does not belong to me, nor does the Red Army.

Any official Eddsworld characters used in this blog belong to Eddsworld and the estate of Edd Gould, I restate this blog is just for fun.

Thank you!))

[Ground rules]

- No racist comments

- No LGBTQphobic comments

-MAPs are not welcome. Get the fuck out.

-We are pro-palestine here.

-No Shipping. There are established ships for this blog.

-Overall, just be courteous. You know how to act.

I will not be afraid to block if any of these rules are broken.

This blog is run by Admin W of @red-army-official, however that blog is discontinued and this one does in fact take place in a different universe unique to Admin W. Admin D is not, and will not be associated with this blog.

Thank you very much! Have a good day.

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Red Leader will be doing a Q&A video soon! Leave questions for him either under this post or in our ask box. :)

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I keep being told that everyone hears a weird robotic noise whenever I'm around, specifically when I move my arm, and to that I would like to plead "Your honour, no you don't."

There is no robot noise in RA official.

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Torerik!! You're back!!

SPOOKY! I AM!!! I've been a very busy Torerik, I'm sorry I've been gone for so long.

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Oh, happy gay month by the way.

In honour of it being pride, Pork Soda by Glass Animals will now be playing every three hours on the hour at every base.

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I know that was my first post in a year, I've been busy.

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I made ONE POST. 14 LIKES????

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I know that was my first post in a year, I've been busy.

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Oslo base be advised, Red Leader is going to be running through and doing barracks checks. If your barracks aren't clean PLEASE make sure you clean them, there's been a very strange, oddly weed scented, smell coming from them and Red Leader's kinda tired of it.

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I KNOW IT WAS LONG AGO... BUT YOU REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU , YOU WERE AN IA? (YOU PROBABLY DONT)

But! LET ME TELL YOU , I GOT A PROOF YOU ARE! YOU'RE ON MY PHONE! AH!

HUH????

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(Not so daily) Daily check in! How are you and Red Leader?

We're both doing alright! How about you?

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If anyone happens to find a very passive zombie wandering around the Oslo base please do not shoot him. He is, as said previously, incredibly passive and will not hurt you.

Do, however, contact Sergeant Wolff, as the zombies name is Harold and we're all fairly certain Harold is his only friend.

Thank you.

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Keep who out of Medbay?????

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How are you today? :3

Foobd poisonign....

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is Red Leader up to anything fun and/or exciting and/or important these days? What happens on base do you even know? Or do you not because all you do is bedrot

I DON'T JUST BEDROT! That's a very rude assumption to make! >:(

Red Leader has had a lot on his plate recently, especially with the final touches on an upcoming... Very good event for the army™ that I cannot disclose on the internet.

The base continues on with business as usual! Renovations are going swimmingly, we've recruited more people mostly to help in the Medbay as we were a tad short staffed so thats lovely!

All in all, the RA is thriving.