Caine!

17 ! Taken !

[redcainine]

🍄‍🟫 Caine’s intro ! !!!!!

🐭 𐔌 It / They ᯓ ☘️ ₊ .

° . ⋆ 𑣲Taken @stagmp3

➺ 17 y/o. ⋆˚✿˖° 🐞 ⋆˙⟡ !!

✮⋆˙°•. 🌿 pan & genderfluid. ࣪｡𖦹°‧⋆.˚

୧ ‧₊˚ 🌿⋅ꕤ*.ﾟ Artist ˙•˚☘︎ INFP

Art blog : @k9draws

Blog of pure joy: @cainelalaland

Tags

#k9rb - reblogs

#puddleposting - vents

#k9rambles - info dumps

[mcytblrconfessions]

I think ranboo should’ve doubled down on the horse abortion thing

[redcainine]

[redcainine]

OH MY GOD. CAN MY FAMILY STOP DYING!!! I should get a punchole card for funerals and after the 5th one I get like a little treat

[redcainine]

3 more. I have a funeral on Friday and two more out of city. Oh my gooood bruh

[redcainine]

You guys won’t believe this.

[the-muppet-joker]

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

[hiveswap]

I am a hardened apocalypse zombie survivor and the dsmp is my lovely tragically deceased wife

[hiveswap]

if she got back up i wouldnt hesitate to put her back down but i'd have like, manpain about it

[dsmp-heritage-posts]

DreamSMP Heritage Post

[hostilemuppet]

hes literally having a mental breakdown over how much everyone hates him and how he hates himself too but okay

[phimosisgod]

???? he's literally just a baby pig trying to survive??? like I guess charlotte writing stuff to trick people into protecting him could be seen as "manipulative" but she's doing it to keep him alive and it's not like he even asked her to do it. did this person even read the fucking book or do y'all just want to hate Wilbur because he has a healthy relationship with a caring mother figure?

[hostilemuppet]

this is the best day of my entire fucking life

[dsmp-heritage-posts]

DreamSMP Heritage Post

[the-muppet-joker]

My absolute BITCH of an ex wife keeps nagging me to spend more time with our children. I'm busy, God Damn It! Doesn't she know how HARD I work at the Dangerous Chemicals Factory?? How much fucking effort it took to get into the Bug Leagues??? Doesn't she know that seeing my kids gives me the sinking feeling that I am completely incapable of taking care of myself, let alone two beautiful children, without ruining them the way I have ruined the lives of everyone I have ever cared about???Jesus Christ it's like pulling teeth getting respect as a man nowadays.

[stagmp3]

PSYS IS QUACKING AT ME

[redcainine]

Doing things I don’t wanna do should be illegal this is awful I Nono wanna

[redcainine]

“Oh my god !! They killed someone’s grandma!”

“That’s what you get for being a blob toucher”

[redcainine]

“Ryan and Shane are playing with my eggs”

[redcainine]

“Handing me a big bowl of Mac and cheese is like hading me a depression diagnosis.”

[redcainine]

Been feeling like an aborted horse recently

[redcainine]

[redcainine]

Been feeling like an aborted horse recently

[tubbo3091]

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

[dsmp-heritage-posts]

DreamSMP Heritage Post

[redcainine]

I’m in the back of my friends truck and we just almost got into an accident and all she said was “oh shittings” I’m having fun and I also might die from her driving

[redcainine]

I’m so happy I’m back, I missed my best friend