one of those heroes

[descintegrating]

Ask me about my body.

[abittersweetthing]

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

Skin: Do you tan easily?

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Windpipe: Do you sing?

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?

Cheeks: Do you blush easily?

Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Back: Are you a virgin?

Hips: Do you like to dance?

Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

Brain: Anything you want to ask

[reddd-robin-yummm]

No cops at pride, only me in a suit plastered with headlines asking whether I'm gay and some choice fanfictions people wrote about me and Tim Drake

[reddd-robin-yummm]

Yes officer, keying my toxic ex's car is a civil service

[growingupgotham]

Petition to change it from Red Robin to Blue Bird

Okay, but that would give Nightwing rights and he doesn’t have rights

[reddd-robin-yummm]

fuck off anon

[the-real-red-robin]

No, no. Anon’s right. Blue Bird is an infinitely better name. Really, Red Robin is a pretty lame one in comparison.

[reddd-robin-yummm]

identity theft is not a joke, hood

[growingupgotham]

I don't know. "Red Hood, Yuuuuuuum!" just sounds weird coming from anyone but Arsenal

You’re not wrong? Heard the two of them were married which like, good for them? Red Hood > Red Robin though.

[reddd-robin-yummm]

arsenal is a cool brother in law. wish red hood was half as cool as he is

[growingupgotham]

Petition for Red Robin’s to change its name so it’s named after a less lame super hero

[theofficialbrucewayne]

I think it’s a wonderful name. Red Robin is my favorite hero.

[growingupgotham]

Nah. I heard he was just a major nerd. Total loser

[theofficialbrucewayne]

In that case, he’s my favorite loser.

[reddd-robin-yummm]

see, at least bruce wayne's got my back

[growingupgotham]

Petition to change it from Red Robin to Blue Bird

Okay, but that would give Nightwing rights and he doesn’t have rights

[reddd-robin-yummm]

fuck off anon

[reddd-robin-yummm]

I know this isn't an ask but I love your username and your profile pic

Thank you! This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for sweet anons like you :)

[bigolechompers]

that wasnt an anon tho

[reddd-robin-yummm]

Nightwing has the braincell this week

[reddd-robin-yummm]

I know this isn't an ask but I love your username and your profile pic

Thank you! This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for sweet anons like you :)

[reddd-robin-yummm]

what are your thoughts on red robin? i thought i’d ask since you’re sponsored by them

They are a very good company that pays me well. I hate their new owner, Tim Drake, and don’t find him attractive at all. The other Bats don’t make fun of my name.

[rubusrosaceae]

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

[virgil-stan-first-deactivated20]

This will be fun

[reddd-robin-yummm]

Gotham’s heroes would like to congratulate our new president, Joe Biden. We’re looking forward to working with you, sir.

[reddd-robin-yummm]

Have you considered telling the Riddler to get a youtube account? I feel like him having one would be beneficial to him not doing crime anymore.

Eddie’s actually been pretty chill since he got married. I agree that he needs more mental enrichment, but I think he’d do better at board game nights or D&D than YouTube

[d-songbird-l]

Anything happens in Gotham:

All of the JLA: 

[flowersandsleepdeprivation]

Does Red Robin ever come in?

He has. A sweatshirt, sunglasses over his mask. Looked like a celebrity caught in public.  Ordered the tallest Red Robin and maxed out the shots

[reddd-robin-yummm]

I think that was my evil twin, Bread Brobin

[reddd-robin-yummm]

Joker is on the loose. I repeat, Joker is on the loose. Remain indoors or seek shelter at the nearest emergency services building. Do not engage.

[reddd-robin-yummm]

OOC

this is the last time i’m saying this. do not send even vaguely nsfw messages to my inbox. i am a minor, and so is tim. it’s one thing when i joke with people in the au (who i’ve known for months) and a stranger on anon. i’ve already blocked the most recent offender, and i will not hesitate to block others.