The ACTUAL Red Robin

No fakers here Definitely not a short term prank And ESPECIALLY not Red Hood

[the-real-red-robin]

Dumb/ hilarious/ cringe things you caught your brothers doing? You know those memories that are perfect to remind others at Xmas dinner

Looking forward for the gremlins one

But anon, I am the Fool of the family. The one who is consistently mocked and teased by my much superior sibling, Red Hood. They are greater than I ever could be! I did watch Nightwing trip and fall off of a roof once. That was pretty funny.

[growingupgotham]

//OOC: Hey! I know I don’t own the concept of OIG blogs and it’s been around before GUG, and it’s really cool that people outside of this AU have been inspired by it! However, when people are like actively stealing our plot points for their blogs then it’s a little disheartening. Especially when we’re looking at being more active.

[the-real-red-robin]

what video games do you play

Big Nerd Games. Such as Solitaire.

[the-real-red-robin]

Hi, do you have a crush on Tim Drake?

Nah. He’s kinda cringe.  Not my type. Arsenal tho...

[growingupgotham]

Petition to change it from Red Robin to Blue Bird

Okay, but that would give Nightwing rights and he doesn’t have rights

[reddd-robin-yummm]

fuck off anon

[the-real-red-robin]

No, no. Anon’s right. Blue Bird is an infinitely better name. Really, Red Robin is a pretty lame one in comparison.

[reddd-robin-yummm]

identity theft is not a joke, hood

[the-real-red-robin]

Who’s hood? I am clearly the real Red Robin. It says so in my name.

[growingupgotham]

Petition to change it from Red Robin to Blue Bird

Okay, but that would give Nightwing rights and he doesn’t have rights

[reddd-robin-yummm]

fuck off anon

[the-real-red-robin]

No, no. Anon’s right. Blue Bird is an infinitely better name. Really, Red Robin is a pretty lame one in comparison.

[deactivated-blog]

You should yeet your teammates

by yeet do you mean throw? because jinny wants me to yeet her

[d-songbird-l]

You know you haven’t bonded as a team properly when someone hasn’t been yeeted

[deactivated-blog]

i guess i have to then

[the-real-red-robin]

I, Red Robin, personally think being yote sounds wonderful!

[the-real-red-robin]

Hi Jason

Who is this ‘Jason’ you speak of?

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

pros of having a secret: i’m the only one who knows something, ego boost, makes me feel smart

cons of having a secret: the crushing weight of someone’s trust and not wanting to betray it lest they decide they hate you

[yalldve-hexed-up]

I’ve told ye before Tim, your crush on Red Robin ain’t no secret. Everyone knows it. You are Steph should just add him back to y’alls polycule already. 

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

that’s… not… you know what? nevermind. sure, this is totally about red robin and my big fat crush on him

[the-real-red-robin]

👀👀👀👀

[growingupgotham]

I personally don’t believe Tim has a thing with Red Robin. Red Robin is a vigilante. He has to have at least *some* standards.

[reddd-robin-yummm]

of course i have standards! but Tim is so much cuter than y’all give him credit for

[the-real-red-robin]

No, he isn’t. He’s a little bit 🤢

[reddd-robin-yummm]

Fake account

no @the-real-red-robin is the fake one

[the-real-red-robin]

No, you’re the fake.

[the-real-red-robin]

Still not over someone pretending to be me. smh.

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

ngl red robin deserves more hype

[the-real-red-robin]

I absolutely do!

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

not you, poser, the real red robin

[the-real-red-robin]

I am the real Red Robin. Just look at my url.

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

the real red robin wouldn’t want anyone to remember his condom cowl smh

[the-real-red-robin]

I want to embrace who I am!

[reddd-robin-yummm]

who you are is a fake

[the-real-red-robin]

No, u

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

ngl red robin deserves more hype

[the-real-red-robin]

I absolutely do!

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

not you, poser, the real red robin

[the-real-red-robin]

I am the real Red Robin. Just look at my url.

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

the real red robin wouldn’t want anyone to remember his condom cowl smh

[the-real-red-robin]

I want to embrace who I am!

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

ngl red robin deserves more hype

[the-real-red-robin]

I absolutely do!

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

not you, poser, the real red robin

[the-real-red-robin]

I am the real Red Robin. Just look at my url.

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

ngl red robin deserves more hype

[the-real-red-robin]

I absolutely do!

[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

red robin deserves a smooch. maybe two

[the-real-red-robin]

I absolutely do! You’re right!