Trashmouth & Spaghetti

REDDIE INCORRECT QUOTES

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Reddie #359

Richie: I love you.

Richie: I mean I hate you.*

Richie: Stupid autocorrect.

Eddie: Rich, this is a verbal conversation.

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Reddie #358

Richie: *filling out a form*

Richie: Stan, what’s an occupation?

Stan: It’s what you do.

Richie: *nodding as he writes Eddie’s name*

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Reddie #357

Richie: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like Eddie.

Eddie: *walks by*

Richie: What’s up, dipshit?

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Reddie #356

Richie: I’ve already sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Eddie: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Reddie #355

Eddie: Richie and I have the kind of relationship where we finish each other’s-

Richie: -sentences.

Eddie: Don’t interrupt me.

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Reddie #354

Eddie: We need a distraction.

Bill: Who is good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Richie: My time has come.

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Reddie #353

Richie: Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush.

Eddie: Hey Rich.

Richie: I love you.

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Reddie #352

Richie: We need to get through this locked door. Eddie, give me your credit card.

Eddie: Here.

Richie, pocketing it: Thanks. Ben, kick down the door.

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Reddie #351

Richie: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same event but from different perspectives?

Eddie: I’m literally begging you to stop.

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Reddie #350

Richie: I’m not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually.

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Reddie #349

Eddie: Are you okay?

Richie: Yeah, why?

Eddie: I mean I just watched you slip down a couple stairs and then lying on the floor for a minute before starting to sing the baby shark song so…

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Reddie #348

Richie: Chillax!

Eddie: That’s not a word.

Richie: Sometimes the ones who deny ‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Reddie #347

Bill: What are you reading?

Richie: A book of things I love.

Bill: Rich, that’s just a photo album of Eddie.

Richie: Oh, what a coincidence.

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Reddie #346

Eddie: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Richie: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

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Reddie #345

Bill: How dumb do they think we are?

Richie: Sometimes Eddie leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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Reddie #344

- driving -

Richie: Can I ask a question?

Eddie: Only if it’s important.

Richie: Do owls have eyelashes?

Eddie:

Richie:

Eddie: *pulls over to google it*

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Reddie #343

Eddie: Why are you like this?

Richie: I used too much No More Tears Shampoo when I was a kid and I haven’t felt a single emotion since.