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Eddie: What movie is this?

Richie: I love you man.

Eddie: I love you too, but seriously what's the movie called?

Richie: I LOVE YOU MAN.

Eddie: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO.

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Richie: I’m off to work!

Eddie: Did you forget anything?

Richie: *moves in to give him a kiss*

Eddie, blushing as he hands Richie his car keys: I meant this, but thanks.

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Richie: I love you.

Eddie: *shoving laundry basket into Richie's hands* stop saying I love you to get out of chores.

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Richie: guess what

Eddie: what

Richie: i love you

Eddie: O:

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Eddie: Ah shit.

Richie: Watch your fucking language.  

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Richie: first of all you just ignored my cats dressed up as Santa, so fuck you. Secondly,

[Richie is typing…]

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Eddie: I wish I knew what other people really thought of me, don't you?

Richie: I guess so.

Richie, internally: I love you, I love you, I'm in love with you so much it's killing me.

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Richie: What am I supposed to do while you're gone?

Eddie: ... What do you usually do when I'm gone?

Richie: Wait for you to come back.

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Eddie: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Richie: But cha didn't!