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eddie: If i were a gardener I'd put your two-lips together

richie: you mean put our two-lips together? so we'd kiss?

eddie: actually no i wanted you to shut the fuck up

eddie: but now that you mention it

Bonus:

Richie: "Eddie. I love you..."

Eddie: *suddenly excited*

Richie: "... 're mom!"

Eddie: "And there it is..."

Stan: Crushes are the worst.

Richie: Whenever I have a crush on somebody I always act stupid around them.

Eddie: You're always acting stupid.

Richie: Yeah don't think about that too hard.

Doctor, after the events of It ch 2: Sir, you seem to have severe internal bleeding.

Eddie: Woah woah woah, the only internal *I* have is homophobia.

Eddie: This is really important, Richie.

Richie: What's more important than fucking snacks, Eddie?!

Eddie: ...

Eddie: Richie, I'm gay

richie: two friends sitting in a tree.

eddie: yup.

richie: they might kiss.

eddie: nope.

richie: they might.

eddie: no they won't.

richie: why'd you have to say that?

eddie: you're making this really awkward right now.

richie: i told my mom about you.

eddie: your mom???

Would you still love me if I was a worm

Richie: I would use you for bait

Mike: Of course! I’d put you in my shirt pocket and take you everywhere!

Ben: But you're not a worm.

Stanley: Yes but what type of worm? I need to know these things so I can take care of you

Beverly: Yes!! I’ll dress you up with little hats and bows too!!

Eddie: No

Bill: Would you love me if I was a worm too?

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