uh, welcome?

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[memescomedy]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

[kkumri]

it’s 20-gay-teen y’all

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[blog-493629846]

finally hit 2 followers

[joybare-deactivated20201118]

why the fuck would you hit 2 innocent people

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

What do you expect from him, he was being followed!!!!

[catneychu]

Day two of #ourtwoweeksofpositivity ! Day #2 is “pickup lines”.

I dont draw comics for a reasoN AJAJSKSKSKSK

[sailorcuba-remade-deactivated20]

long time no pete ;^)

[egberts]

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

[astrolopy]

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

[egberts]

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

[funnypages]

Deadpool and Spiderman: Heartmates.

[fapamir]

*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* ¾ through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

[eeyore9990]

Alternatively:

*¼ through fanfic* Wow, this is a great, unique plot!

*½ through fanfic* Holy shit, what happens next??

*¾ through fanfic* I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL BE RESOLVED!!!

*fanfic finished, kudos button mashed* AO3: You have already left kudos here. :)

[elenaandherstuff-deactivated202]

“You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty…”

[moonkitty]

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers:

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[sailorcuba-remade-deactivated20]

y’all can’t tell me shuri and peter wouldn’t get along brilliantly

[la-laborista-republiko]

[kitch-n-sync]

Me, taking my pants off at the store to bring home two gallons of Arizona tea

[isyourcomputeratorrunning]

[bruhless]

Wow

[iwannabeadored]

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

[johnny--guitar]

he’s not even mad he just sits back down