Saramarse

formerly caustic-freeway

[stjohnstarling]

When I say "I find him compelling" I mean I want to spread him on a petri dish and study him under a microscope.

[stjohnstarling]

(via @m0rd1ns01us)

No, when I want to dissect him on the lab table that's an entirely separate emotion.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[barillapasta]

[mysteriouslyinky]

Um 🥺not my usual post but do you like my worms 🥺🥺🥺

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see

[0wlslides]

dan and phil on this week’s episode of ‘how to make your date night a tax write off’

[damazcuz]

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

[cutecipher]

Gave them a turkey club

[wizardarchetypes]

i had a nightmare last night i was at a marina with my friend and there were saltwater crocodiles swimming all around and she said, "don't worry, they won't come up on the docks. they don't hurt people." and i said, "what about that one? does that one hurt people" and she said, "which one?" and my dream comedically cut to a crocodile in the water wearing a Jason mask.

[baphonnicula]

nowhere else

[johnnycrass]

[fairycosmos]

[ojnah]

You think I’m not a goddess? [inspired by x]

[tastylemonbread]

this asshole with this really long segmented car just cut me off right as i was about to cross these train tracks

[gumi-megpoidd]

whats sexier

horns

tails

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

no nuance. fight about it

[gumi-megpoidd]

fuck it. round 2

whats sexier

halo

wings

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

halo considering any affix above the head not directly attached

[gumi-megpoidd]

i have a third one

whats sexier

teeth

claws

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

[gumi-megpoidd]

PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW

[ruinedchildhood]

[songsofwaterandnight]

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

[biancawilkson]

[toudensremade]

The joy this brought me…. Unspeakable

[liones-s]

one of the most boring lessons I’ve learned is that when a task feels overwhelming, you just have to start doing it. Even if you’re not sure how to do 90% of it, look for one small component that seems close and start there. Sometimes it’s reading one article on the topic, or searching one related term, or literally just googling how to do the task. Do anything other than thinking about it. The process of working on a thing inherently makes it less scary.

[priestboy]

⁺‧₊˚𓆩♱𓆪 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒈 𝒊𝒇 𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈˖༉‧₊˚🏰

[loverboyfae]

ask not for whom the bell peppers