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@redeyedswordsman
"HELL NO!!" What if he launches himself across the desk and scrambles to grab the plate. "I'll kick your ass, you bastard!! Go find somethin' useful to do for once in your damn life!!"
"God damn fucking toddler." Grabs him by the collar and drags him off the desk and towards the door.
"Go haunt someone else!"
"YOUR ASS ISN'T IN CHARGE OF GIFT INSPECTION!!" Watch him turn the volume up higher. "GIVE IT HERE, BASTARD!!"
"Yeah, no." Sets the plate on the chair behind him and reaches up to snatch at the stupid megaphone.
"Go eat your own food."
Walks up to Kuro's desk with a megaphone. "WHAT PART OF ALL FOOD GIFTS BE BROUGHT TO SECURITY DID YOUR BASTARD BRAIN NOT UNDERSTAND??"
"I AM security you goddamn buffoon." Pops another slice of meat into his mouth while readjusting the plate out of the asshole's reach.
"Beat it before I report you for using that thing."
Heās just chilling with his tray of meat and cheese that got delivered to his desk.
guardianplushieĀ replied to your post:
sounds like someone's afraid of the gumdrop forest and chocolate river
Kuro literally gagging in the background
guardianplushieĀ replied to your post:
io wants to conquer beer kingdom so he has control of the booze supply. kuro wouldn't set foot into candy land if you paid him
i guess itās just another instance of kuro being superiorĀ
guardianplushieĀ replied to your post:
@ clamp beer world king kuro when
Io is candy king and Kuro is beer king and their kingdoms are rivals.
When the mosquito is human sized and has fangs, claws, and super-human senses, yeah.
"I mean sure if I wanted to waste my time jumping across worlds to hunt down their scrawny asses. But I've got better things to do then chase down cowards for a fight."
guardianplushieĀ replied to your post:
very disappointed Io wasn't like the king of candy world
maybe he was. šĀ
Just say you can't beat them and go. There's no shame in losing.
"Do you say you can't beat mosquitoes when they buzz off before you can slap them???"
really forgot for a brief moment of time that candy world existed
what the hell even was that
Kinda suspicious how you have an excuse for every vampire fight.
"You think it's my fault they all run away scared???"
You didn't beat Seishirou either... š¤
"Yeah, well. If he'd stick around long enough to fight I'd deal with him."
guardianplushieĀ replied to your post:
THAT'S A PARTY
doesnāt he already do that literally every single day?
But that would also mean you arenāt at your peak when you were fighting Kamui.
"I'm always at my peak." He doesn't make excuses.
guardianplushieĀ replied to your post:
LATE BC HE'LL BE BUSY BRINGING BEER THAT KURO CAN'T HAVE TO THE PARTY
NO ONE IS GOING TO COME TO THE PARTY ITāS LITERALLY JUST GOING TO BE IO DRINKING BEER AT HIS DESK
Really? How many vampires have you defeated???? Please share.
"More than you."