ryder summers: telepath, musician, that special kind of guy who cooks you breakfast the morning after
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ryder summers: telepath, musician, that special kind of guy who cooks you breakfast the morning after
blog still under construction!
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outofmind
im thinking about maybe starting this blog over?
like i want to rp as ryder and dylan but im not inspired by anything for them right now? i think a fresh start may help
it won’t happen today, but maybe tomorrow or tuesday
[text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Texts From Last Night ask meme!
[text] For my next birthday I want that entire quote on a poster I can hang in my bedroom
[text] You’re a beautiful bedmate. We should do it again.
The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.
Protective sentence starters
“I wont let anything happen to you.”
“Get behind me.”
“I would die for you.”
“I’ve got you.”
“I wont let them hurt you.”
“Tell me who hurt you.”
“Who did this to you? I’ll kill them!”
“I’m here for you, always.”
“Sit down, tell me what happened.”
“Take my hand, I got you.”
“C’mere, gimme a hug.”
Texts From Last Night ask meme!
[text] I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
[text] I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
[text] So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
[text] Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
[text] Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
[text] I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
[text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
[text] The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
[text] I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
[text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night
[text] I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
[text] At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
[text] omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
[text] Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
[text] Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
[text] The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
outofmind- Headcanon
Ryder totally calls Professor Xavier Uncle Charlie.
Person: *talks bullshit about Tony Stark*
Me: *takes a deep breath* Lord, give me strength...
“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
Rachel blinked in confusion at her brother. “What?” He was offering help? “Who are you and what have you done with my brother?”
“What do you mean what?” Ryder shrugged. “You’re my sister, right? And you need help. I’ll help. I’d rather it be me than someone else.”
Her features relaxed. “Well then…I could really use the help.” She said slowly. “I’ll owe you. Big time.”
“I’ll keep a running tab. So what’s going on?”
“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
Rachel blinked in confusion at her brother. “What?” He was offering help? “Who are you and what have you done with my brother?”
“What do you mean what?” Ryder shrugged. “You’re my sister, right? And you need help. I’ll help. I’d rather it be me than someone else.”
Star Wars: The Force Awakens {Sentence Starters}
"And I'm in charge. I'm in charge now, _____! I'm in charge!"
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
"You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open."
"Take care of yourself. Please."
"That's why I did it, so that you'd miss me."
"I'm not sure what we're walking into here."
"You're offering me a job?"
"I made a choice. I wasn't gonna kill for them."
"The map's not complete. It's just a piece."
"You. You're afraid."
"How do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that."
"What was your job when you were based here?"
"Women always figure out the truth. Always."
"That's now how the Force works."
"Oh, really? You're cold?"
"So I ran. Right into you. And you looked at me like no one ever had."
"You can't be so stupid as to think this will be easy."
"You're so lonely. So afraid to leave."
"Do you know what happened to him?"
"People are counting on us. The galaxy is counting on us."
"Classified? Really? Me too, big secret."
"We came to rescue you. It was his idea."
"You know, as much as we fought, I always hated it when you left."
"You still want to kill me."
"You don't know how happy I am to see you."
"We'll see each other again. I believe that."
"I didn't think there was this much green in the whole galaxy."
"Escape now, hug later."
"Same thing I always do. Talk my way out of it."
outofmind
okay im gonna try to be on here a bit we’ll see how this goes
Tony didn’t believe Ryder at all. Tony Stark knew everything in his lab, like the back of his hand. He knew that his inventions were never faulty. So trying to believe the young man, was the last thing he was going to do? “Those grenades were carefully put away in a briefcase. You’re going to tell me that they somehow managed to fall out of the brief case and all set off at the same time?”
“You don’t remember what you had for lunch yesterday, but you remember that?” Ryder shook his head, though he had to give it to the man: he knew bullshit when he saw it. “I didn’t know what was in the briefcase, alright? I tried to levitate it over to me and it dropped. What do you want? Put some labels on your shit next time.”
outofmind
Okay so I had to leave the house but once I get back I'll actually be here
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE THIS IS LIFE
outofmind
Gonna try and be on here for a little bit!