i love petty crime

is it a crime to rip people off who are ripping off other people?

[redhandedlifter-blog]

ya girl is gonna try and finesse a box of clothes from a subscription service lol

[redhandedlifter-blog]

so, in my hometown there’s a pop up lululemon store. they put it up in august and it will be gone in january. should i try and cop a few pairs of leggings to boost? what’s security usually like in lulu?

[redhandedlifter-blog]

honestly, if i ever were to get caught, i just hope it plays out like it does in “security guard/shoplifter” porn

[lift-fever]

Lifting necessities like

[liftingria]

Me: practice sleight of hand girls ❤❤❤

Me actually lifting: *clumsily shoving items into my bag* what a perfect conceal I’m an illusionist, a magician,

[redhandedlifter-blog]

sugar daddy was tryna scam me 

[redhandedlifter-blog]

i’m talking to a sugar daddy rn

[zmlift8-blog]

PINK shoplifting rules/standards :)

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[redhandedlifter-blog]

heyyyyy whose sephora has pat mcgrath?? steal me some stuff and i’ll venmo u :*

[geminilifter-deactivated2018042]

you ever think abt the peeing in the dressing room post and shudder

[lift-fever]

fuck!!! i love to shoplift!!!!

[18551951815219-deactivated20200]

honestly the funniest fuckin thing is newbie blogs with posts like “yeah i stole twenty palettes from one sephøra!!” or “i robbed a dennys lmaaoooo” or 20 “almost caught!!” stories and their blog’s been up a month

full offence you’re not a bad bitch, you’re a dumb bitch, slow ur roll and learn how to do this shit properly & responsibly before u end up in actual trouble that u can’t handle because u didn’t stop and fucking think about the possible consequences of ur dumbassery

[lyte-eyes-blog]

Looking at you, Denny’s thief who got caught the next day.

[kisslift-blog]

lifter tip masterpost!

broken link

link to outdated advice that’s no longer accurate

“DO! NOT! TELL! THE SAS! YOU! ARE! STEALING!”

how to lift copic markers (if your store leaves the cabinet unlocked and doesn’t monitor the section)

more deleted blogs

Walmart/Target/JCP Sephora tips

broken link to putlocker version of the Bling Ring 

okay thats it lovelies feel free to add anything i forgot! ;* xoxoo

[wickedliftin-blog]

target haul! my depression has been rlly good so I picked up some things for myself <3 I was a bit anxious but I’m coming back tomorrow for tons more of these cute bralettes Pm for questions thank u!

[sunnylifts]

Places to never fuck w no matter how good you are or where you live

Kohl’s

Best buy

[gothlifting-deactivated20180402]

I also don’t fuck with Target (there are easier alternatives and their LP is up everyone’s ass) or Macy’s (known to have officers show up at people’s houses and shit)

[sunnylifts]

Good additions!

[redhandedlifter-blog]

I've literally walked out with full carts at Target.....

[angelifter]

me

[itsalwayshaulidayseason]

Me when i first started lifting: maybe ill lift this one lipstick, just one, cant be too sus

Me now:

[redhandedlifter-blog]

"Fuck you I don't give a fuck bitch"