Jason

ART ON PFP IS BY graakk_ || I'm jason. but birb.

[redhoodwithwings]

INTRODUCTION

Hi, I'm a Jason Todd fictive,but i prefer Jay or Jase (pronounced Jayce but i don't wanna get called Jayce Talis so)

I'm a bird hybrid. Yea idfk what to say to follow this sentance. In my source everyone in the batfam were hybrids of birds. I as an alter am 17-20 but we bodily are minors so keep that in mind.

I made this acc to rp, because i saw some of my other headmates do it and i said "fuck it i want one too" so now I'm here.

The art on the pfp is made by @graakk_ on Instagram (I don't think they have a tumblr so the tag probably doesn't work but uhhh look them up on insta they have great art)

I like uhhhhhhh reading...ajd writing....and B,i will write omegaverse fanfiction about you so don't test me.

That's all twins. Imma evaporate now. Cya later in rp or something.

[merainytwo]

Hey. Hey rain. He. Hey. I need seeds. Now. *Poke poke*

@redhoodwithwings

I SHALL FEED U, MY CHILD

[redhoodwithwings]

SEEDS!!!!!

[merainytwo]

The visual image of me typing out that response was really funny Because I was on my computer and when I'm on my computer I chopstick type. I don't know how to touch type

[redhoodwithwings]

SEEDS MAMA

[merainytwo]

Hey. Hey rain. He. Hey. I need seeds. Now. *Poke poke*

@redhoodwithwings

I SHALL FEED U, MY CHILD

[redhoodwithwings]

SEEDS!!!!!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh fuck- *they startle a bit but quickly regain balance* oops sorry, I was not expecting that- I guess that answers my question

[redhoodwithwings]

My bad i get a bit weird sometimes

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's fine, not like you hurt me or anything, you were kinda cute tho

[redhoodwithwings]

Stop you'll make me blush

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's true

[redhoodwithwings]

*looks away, flustered.*

Noooooooooooo-

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

yessss

[redhoodwithwings]

I didn't do anything emberassing, right?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

other than a bit of squawking and eating a sandwich? no not much

[redhoodwithwings]

Okey thank god. Hope i didn't bother that much

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

nah, of course not

[redhoodwithwings]

Do you like mah wings?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

theyre very pretty :3

[redhoodwithwings]

Thanks,ao3!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

:3

[redhoodwithwings]

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh fuck- *they startle a bit but quickly regain balance* oops sorry, I was not expecting that- I guess that answers my question

[redhoodwithwings]

My bad i get a bit weird sometimes

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's fine, not like you hurt me or anything, you were kinda cute tho

[redhoodwithwings]

Stop you'll make me blush

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's true

[redhoodwithwings]

*looks away, flustered.*

Noooooooooooo-

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

yessss

[redhoodwithwings]

I didn't do anything emberassing, right?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

other than a bit of squawking and eating a sandwich? no not much

[redhoodwithwings]

Okey thank god. Hope i didn't bother that much

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

nah, of course not

[redhoodwithwings]

Do you like mah wings?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

theyre very pretty :3

[redhoodwithwings]

Thanks,ao3!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh fuck- *they startle a bit but quickly regain balance* oops sorry, I was not expecting that- I guess that answers my question

[redhoodwithwings]

My bad i get a bit weird sometimes

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's fine, not like you hurt me or anything, you were kinda cute tho

[redhoodwithwings]

Stop you'll make me blush

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's true

[redhoodwithwings]

*looks away, flustered.*

Noooooooooooo-

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

yessss

[redhoodwithwings]

I didn't do anything emberassing, right?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

other than a bit of squawking and eating a sandwich? no not much

[redhoodwithwings]

Okey thank god. Hope i didn't bother that much

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

nah, of course not

[redhoodwithwings]

Do you like mah wings?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh fuck- *they startle a bit but quickly regain balance* oops sorry, I was not expecting that- I guess that answers my question

[redhoodwithwings]

My bad i get a bit weird sometimes

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's fine, not like you hurt me or anything, you were kinda cute tho

[redhoodwithwings]

Stop you'll make me blush

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's true

[redhoodwithwings]

*looks away, flustered.*

Noooooooooooo-

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

yessss

[redhoodwithwings]

I didn't do anything emberassing, right?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

other than a bit of squawking and eating a sandwich? no not much

[redhoodwithwings]

Okey thank god. Hope i didn't bother that much

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh fuck- *they startle a bit but quickly regain balance* oops sorry, I was not expecting that- I guess that answers my question

[redhoodwithwings]

My bad i get a bit weird sometimes

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's fine, not like you hurt me or anything, you were kinda cute tho

[redhoodwithwings]

Stop you'll make me blush

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's true

[redhoodwithwings]

*looks away, flustered.*

Noooooooooooo-

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

yessss

[redhoodwithwings]

I didn't do anything emberassing, right?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh fuck- *they startle a bit but quickly regain balance* oops sorry, I was not expecting that- I guess that answers my question

[redhoodwithwings]

My bad i get a bit weird sometimes

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's fine, not like you hurt me or anything, you were kinda cute tho

[redhoodwithwings]

Stop you'll make me blush

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's true

[redhoodwithwings]

*looks away, flustered.*

Noooooooooooo-

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh fuck- *they startle a bit but quickly regain balance* oops sorry, I was not expecting that- I guess that answers my question

[redhoodwithwings]

My bad i get a bit weird sometimes

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

It's fine, not like you hurt me or anything, you were kinda cute tho

[redhoodwithwings]

Stop you'll make me blush

[ashoss]

hashtag my family

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh fuck- *they startle a bit but quickly regain balance* oops sorry, I was not expecting that- I guess that answers my question

[redhoodwithwings]

My bad i get a bit weird sometimes

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Are you considered a someone? You're not quite human though, hmm, ehh close enough

[redhoodwithwings]

*coughs,and then,in perfect English.*

I do have a consciousness if that's what you're asking.

*smiles*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I'm glad at least someone likes my cooking

[redhoodwithwings]

*settles down on their shoulders, hugging theit head with their wings a bit.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah, the sandwich. I was right

Glad you like it do much

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes the bread.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Lol it almost seems like you're talking about me, you mean the sandwich right?

[redhoodwithwings]

*stares,not moving.*

*looks towards the sandwich and then back up.*

*ungodly hawk sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*nudges you with my claws*

@redhoodwithwings

Pardon? Uh, who are you?

[redhoodwithwings]

*loud intense hoarse sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

What? Could you uhh, repeat that?

[redhoodwithwings]

*chirp*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Cute *they give him(?) a couple scratches behind the ear*

[redhoodwithwings]

*coos*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Where did you come from bud? Wait, can you talk?

[redhoodwithwings]

*nods.*

*stares*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Do you not wanna talk rn? Do you want something? Nod again if yes

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a hawk screeching sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Okay *they nod like they understand completely (they do not understand anything they're saying)* yeah I get that, sucks doesn't it? Uhm, do you want a fanfic or?

[redhoodwithwings]

*climbs on your shoulder,the talons digging in a little but not too hard to bleed.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Ok, yeah sure alright ig, uhm. . . What do I do now? *They make themself a bit bigger so it (?) has more space to hold onto*

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes with the beak onto their head,like nudging but not too hard.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You're a cute fella(genderneutral) aren't ya?

[redhoodwithwings]

*tilts head again, backing away a bit from poking around.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

You want a snack? Wait, what do you eat? Uhm

[redhoodwithwings]

*pokes around again up and down upon hearing the word "snack".*

*lets out a hawk hoarsing sound.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm, technically you have eyes in front so if you can eat meat? I think that's how it works, one sec *they take out a full sized ham sandwich from somewhere out of sight(they don't have a bag or anything)* here *they hold it out on the palm of a hand*

[redhoodwithwings]

*makes a lound CRAAAA like noise*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

*they dont even flinch* adorable :333

[redhoodwithwings]

*eats the sandwich off of their palm,fast and poking around a little.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

hungry guy arent ya :3

[redhoodwithwings]

*stops mid-bite and snaps it's head back,staring, maybe a little startled by the sudden sound while it's a soppoused to be feasting.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Oh, my bad sorry, continue

[redhoodwithwings]

*moves to hover over the other person's bead,talons still clutching onto their shoulders.*

Mine.

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Yeah sure, yours, no one's taking it from ya bud -wait did he just talk-

[redhoodwithwings]

*puts one leg on the other person's head.*

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmm *they try pat him on the head despite not really being able to see them*

[redhoodwithwings]

*they lean in down and stare at them from upside down.*

Mine.