Human Shield

Привет! It is a pleasure to meet you. Welcome. My name is Markov Zolnerowich. Currently, I am a Heavy Weapons Specialist working for RED. I am happily married, or as close as I can be, to Hilderich Eberhardt.

[zeredubermensch-blog]

{/laughs/ i found this on my pc i dont think i ever posted this it was from like 3 years ago}

[elapuse]

more fluffy heavy/medic stuff

I was imagining when they haven’t started the relationship, and it was Heavy that made the first moves, and Medic was a little annoyed at the beginning. Though I guess it didn’t take him long to figure out what was going on.

Heavy trying to peek over Medic’s shoulder while delivering everyone’s hot chocolate_(:з」∠)_ ain’t that just cute

[crudecuttlefish-deactivated2025]

"The Ruthless Russian"

…No description needed

Poster by CrudeCuttlefish

[dacxvzvxc-blog]

ms-ashri suggested hoovy and medic snuggling on a couch. c:

[zeredubermensch-blog]

What TF2 Class are you?

[You can take the test here. Reblog with your result! DRAW IT IF YOU CAN CAUSE THAT’D BE PRETTY AWESOME]

"…vell zhis isn’t going to work-"

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I think you should let me stick to being Heavy, Hilderich.

[zodiacchic]

Have you checked out your birth chart? Click here!

[lupusmilitis]

                       I was supposed to be strong enough to a l w a y s protect you.

[daskingu]

"This evening has been, So very nice"

"I’ll hold your hands, they’re just like ice"

I really love Christmas!

[elapuse]

more heavy/medic stuff_(:з」∠)_ in the office

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Christmas is right around the corner

*sighs happily* our sort of anniversary…~

[redhoovy-blog]

Vait until you see vhat I have planned dis year~

[darya-kf-games]

just remembered, that i have an old pic of fluffy heavy (1 september 2013)…. i think i can predict future! X D

comic was great… even if i had to hurry up to job, and was reading-watching it too fast to really enjoy details

and about story: scout… so cute X D he got the most pain and fear and nerves X DD

heavy amazed me, i like him very much, i think i should draw his epic portrait

[jannelle-o]

[imagineyourotp]

Imagine your OTP sleeping together in the same bed. Person A starts crying and screaming while having a nightmare. Person B wakes Person A up and comforts them.

[redhoovy-blog]

Oh it was pretty easy with hildycocks squawking and all. Just follow the noise in the air vent. best in flight movie, you got yourself a nice Washington monument.

You.

You are dead man.

[redhoovy-blog]

  "Dank you. If you vant to watch you are velcome to." He smirks. "I could even break deir femur. Den you can fix dem and ve can do it again and again."

[zeredubermensch-blog]

"Oh liebe, such a romantic~" he says, cooing a bit, only half joking. It was always nice to see Markov causing pain to people he disliked.

"Mmm the benefits of ze medigun, ja?"

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"Da. Ve can break all his bones over and over again until ve feel he knows not to spy on us." He wraps an arm around his husbands waist and nuzzles him. "Once he knows, everyone vill know to never try to photograph us."

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zeredubermensch said:….why vould someone event vant to see zat-

"I do not know. Ve will ask dem vhen we find dem. Den I will kill dem. Dey are dead man."

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"Hm…well, after I am done vith zem, then you are free to do so."

[redhoovy-blog]

"Make sure you do not kill dem when interrogating. I vant pleasure of breaking deir kneecaps and hands."

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"Oh you know I just love vhen you talk like zat~ Of course I wouldn’t let you miss out on all ze fun.”

[redhoovy-blog]

"Dank you. If you vant to watch you are velcome to." He smirks. "I could even break deir femur. Den you can fix dem and ve can do it again and again."

[redhoovy-blog]

zeredubermensch said:….why vould someone event vant to see zat-

"I do not know. Ve will ask dem vhen we find dem. Den I will kill dem. Dey are dead man."

[zeredubermensch-blog]

"Hm…well, after I am done vith zem, then you are free to do so."

[redhoovy-blog]

"Make sure you do not kill dem when interrogating. I vant pleasure of breaking deir kneecaps and hands."