Rediscover Me

I used to have a tumblr in my 20s. Now I’m 38 lol. My name is still pronounced Lisa. I'm sweet. And I'm dirty. Don't try to change me; you'll only be disappointed. On occasion, I'm extra dirty. Please take this into consideration if you're going to add me. Also take into consideration that just because I can be extra dirty at times, I'm still a human being who deserves some sort of basic respect. Keep your sexually-charged comments to yourself, please. I don't care how big your penis is. I promise. *My opinion is the only one that matters. ____ 👻: rediscover_me ✨Twitter: rediscover_me ✨Instagram: rediscover_me ✨[email protected] ✨Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1WAE6Z4BQ2OI1?ref_=wl_share

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Bored but cute 🧁

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I guess I’m just gonna post all my thirst traps that don’t make it on insta here. I mean why not lol.

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Hi! Imma thirst trap here. A lot. Ssdd…

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Oh, hi :)

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34 now Have one stepson (15) and three of my own (13,5,4) Am still pretty vain. ACCEPT ME EVEN THOUGH I’M OLD AF, PLS!!)

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IS THIS THING ON??

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At the risk of sounding too mushy or romantic, I would totally ejaculate in you. Srsly.

Lovely.

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I may be fat, but I make this shit look good.

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Guys, remember when I used to be a huge attention-seeking* internet ho? Part of me misses all of my past nonsense, while the other part is in a never ending cringe loop... I can't decide which beats out the other.

*#attentionseeking4evaxinfinity

Also, hai! Still alive! I miss you, friends! ❤

Also, also: F U C K the douchebags that tried to make me feel like shit about myself and my looks when they'd finally realize I wasn't ever gonna give them a chance at being all up on DATASS. YOU were always the problem. Kisses!

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All I want for my bday is to be a SC Lisa Frank panda kitten forever. PLEASE MY EYEBROWS AND CHEEKBONES ARE BEGGING!

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FINE! ...but the shirt stays. Hmph. #stillwithher

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And I didn't even eat any of them. 😞 Tacos are going to be ruined for me for a while. (A couple of hours at least.)

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And there it is

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Bingo^

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😴😴😴

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Exactly.

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Ohai bbs.

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Guys! Do I have a crazy sorry for you! This morning, my children and I woke up as #Hispanic #minority (Americans) and this is what happened...

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I'm a very animated speaker, to say the least. I shall blame that on being #boricua 😂