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☀Bestiary | & | they/he/it | rus/eng☀

[terkaterr]

!! hey im moving all my art to @bestiary-of-sorts go follow that if you're here for my art !!

comms still open, but i'm gonna remake that post and also come up with a new pinned both for this blog and the art one

[boxmakesart]

I finally got to watch Iron Lung… go my Simons ohhhhh my god

[intriga-hounds]

Me: hmmm there’s some suspicious tearing noises, better turn on my flashlight

Tyche:

Me: oh 🙂 that’s fine

[dramatic-dolphin]

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

[dramatic-dolphin]

coming from a rolled-r language, some of us can't manage to get that one right for our entire lives 🙂‍↕️ don't sweat it

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[peach-paradox]

I know it's not that deep but it does piss me off when people reverse hungarian names when talking about them in english. like. hungarian people don't do the opposite*, no one says like. "hemsworth chris" in a casual conversation in hungarian. we accept that everyone except our country and east asia does it wrong and we use their order when talking about them. so they should have the same respect for our names idc about convenience

*except a few historical figures like for example cristopher columbus or martin luther, for some reason we felt the need to localize those. but it's very rare

[east-n-roll]

I think we should reverse the foreign names and also translate them, just like we used to.

[bobszter]

Washington György

[profeminist]

Source

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

[anarchapella]

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

[gei-ayanami-deactivated20190430]

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

[constant-instigator]

Hey I wanna talk about this.

I work at a drug addiction counseling center. A ton of my clients have, at one time or another, sold their food stamps. This is basically exactly what the GOP is afraid of, right? Drug addicts selling their food stamps.

I have learned, now, to ask them WHY they sold their food stamps. Here is an incomplete list of the answers:

- I need tampons, and you can’t buy them with foodstamps

- See above RE: toilet paper

- I was living in a hotel with no kitchen then. I had to buy pre-prepared food

- The homeless shelter won’t let me keep food in my locker or room, so I have to buy pre-prepared food (Yes, really)

- I had to make rent

- My sister had to make rent

- My son had to make rent

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll die

- I needed co-pays to get my medication or I’ll loose control of my mental health

But the absolute most common form of food stamp fraud I see? Giving away food stamps to other family members who get no food stamps or insufficient food stamps to feed their families. I see that every month. People glassy eyed and hungry because they gave away their food to their adult kids, their grand kids, cousins, siblings etc.

So, is food stamp fraud rampant? In some places, yes. And I’m not about to chastise people for it.

[terkaterr]

i spend 1 day mostly offline and every single thing happens on the interwebs

[unstrungbones]

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

[kryptoncat]

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

a mutual made this point and a prominent youtuber tried to dox her

[melancholic-whimsy]

CHOOSE YOUR WARRIOR

ed (eating disorder)

ed (erectile dysfunction)

ed (executive dysfunction)

ed (encephalomyelitis disseminata)

ed (sheeran)

[catgirlconspiracy]

Trans woman with it/its pronouns I love you

[elinex]

i changed my mind about my adrian design actually i think they should be like one of those glass frogs so grace gets to experience what every eridian does whenever he’s around

[terkaterr]

i do vastly prefer comments but then kudos do matter in long term. i get an email from ao3 almost every day saying that 1-3 people liked one fic or other. which doesn't sound like much, but put this into perspective: every day someone reads my work. every day someone lets me know they liked it. and that's all i ever wanted really, for people to be reading my stuff! even if it's just a tiny nod of acknowledgement it still counts!

and then every couple of months someone drops a comment too and it's fireworks time baby im kicking my feet and giggling like what a rush!!!!!

[the-clockwork-mirrors]

self-insert fic but im the character so it just reads like regular fic

[limbel]

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

[kupo-ccino]

a piece for a stamp rally that ran recently!!! cowgirl millymeryl!!!

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles