Redmond

Ass

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

Does not fit like a glove but a sock.

A sock, that is not exactly snug,

It itches sometimes, and the seam bites

The elastic has come a little loose

But it does feel very comforting,

Because it is comforting

It has been there through thick and thin

For the cold, for the heat

Getting sopping wet with sweat or water

It still stood by, gave you some trouble but still stood there

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

i like the sock

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

Does not fit like a glove but a sock.

A sock, that is not exactly snug,

It itches sometimes, and the seam bites

The elastic has come a little loose

But it does feel very comforting,

Because it is comforting

It has been there through thick and thin

For the cold, for the heat

Getting sopping wet with sweat or water

It still stood by, gave you some trouble but still stood there

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

[gobstoppr]

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[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

Oh my Satan, Ikrr wth is this feeling. Plus I have hypergydrosis

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[imthebottom]

Hello everyone 😊

#newontumblr #newbie

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

👋 hello

[pukicho]

lets hear ur hottest take and see if you gain or lose followers. like SAW

I've got hot video game takes,

I don't think hades is even top 5 roguelikes. I actually think, as roguelikes go, it's really shallow and boring (as a pretty-looking game with sexy characters, it's fine)

I think using summons in Elden ring IS a bad thing, not because of some 'git gud' shit-ass mentality but because the bosses AI can't handle having two targets on screen at once so it becomes a lot easier, a lot less interesting and the experience feels less polished.

Ghost of Tsushima is just as boring as any Assassins creed game and idk why it gets a pass when it is practically built 1:1 to those games.

Spiderman 2 was boring as shit and I realize I am getting tired of these on-rails lame-o experiences. Also the writing was shit.

Mario rocks

Satisfactory is systematically worse than factorio in every conceivable way and the only upside it has is that it's 3d

Tears of the Kingdom was a big-ass letdown, how do you make a world so devoid of callbacks to the prior game?? No guardians, no mention of your past activities? did everyone get fucking amnesia? Also it's boring.

'You can pet the dog/cat' thing is fucking stupid, I don't give a god damn shit, make a good GAME first then make the animals pettable. Also don't give a game credit for adding an easy-ass feature, its like people who laugh when they hear the Wilhelm scream like they're in on something we're not, GROW UP.

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

I have only played the first game of Assassin's creed and I agree it gets repetitive but I like the game and the atmosphere it provides. The other ones might be better, IDK I hope someone who has more experience with Assassin's creed shares their opinion. Cuz I was torn when I started finding the first game boring, towards the end

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

I would like to be dark and brooding since I am sad most of the time. Why do I always end up being creepy and cringe?

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

What? Well.....that was a bit anticlimactic. Or am I just dumb?

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

"nasty little subject", someone wanted to dominate an entire field of study. William James wtf man

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

Shoyo ran such a cursed school, his top students end up fighting each other one way or another

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

The way Patrick Bateman smiles looks so exhausting

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

I came of age long ago, way too long ago. But I never got my "coming-of-age" arc. What is this?

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

I came of age long ago, way too long ago. But I never got my "coming-of-age" arc. What is this?

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

Me watching YouTubers playing games: nooo WTF are you doing? Pick that up. You won't progress further without it. Ah fuck, this guy is stupid

Me playing a game: how do I pick this thing up? Need to check the control in settings again

[i-am-a-fish]

better days are coming. and you literally cannot stop them

[i-am-a-fish]

hoping is not necessary, this is just something that will happen. but do whatever you want

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

Aggressive positivity is where it's at

[redmondcorneliusramsbottom]

After years of experience in being myself (which I am still not sure I am doing properly), I have come to the realization that I am not a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will. And I never will be.