I want my humanity back...

//Indie unaffiliated Spawn/Al Simmons// OC friendly, crossover friendly// Semi selective//

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☦ — ”I haven’t eaten anything in years, why should i now?”

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☦ — Bored monster noises

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spiderben2011‌:

“Oh i am completely aware of it. I’m just wondering what’s going to happen if I keep messing with it…will it decide to bond with me and help me fly around?”

☦ — ”It’ll probably try to kill you...You have to die first for it to bond with you.”

[rpdepartment]

REBLOG if you’re willing to write canonXoc ships!!

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“Guess I didn’t realize how long it’s been.”

☦ — ”...Neither did i...I had started to think you’ve forgotten me.”

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☦ — ”You know this cape is a living thing right...? I don’t think they appreciate you playing with it...”

[katesmemes]

episode two: suffer the children (good choices) || feel free to change any pronouns, etc.

“Made you some coffee.”

“Am I a murderer?”

“We could get medicine. From the nurse’s office.”

“He’s dead. _____ blew his brains out!”

“_____ shot him. He’s dead.”

“You’re a murderer!”

“We’re supposed to kill bad stuff.”

“Did I do it bad?”

“What happens the next time one of us does something _____ doesn’t like?”

“That’s not what happened!”

“It’s /exactly/ what happened!”

“We get it _____, just back off, okay?”

“I’m not gonna let anything bad happen to you. Not ever.”

“I don’t want them to be scared of me or hate me.”

“How the fuck are you saying that to me after what he did?”

“I didn’t want him to suffer.”

“He deserved better.”

“I love you, _____.”

“I love you back.”

“I figured you’d be afraid with everyone all upset.”

“We need to show them we care, okay?”

“I know what I did. I’m sorry.”

“Fuck, I can’t listen to this.”

“What I did was bad, and I’m gonna make it up to you. I promise.”

“I’m still really, really mad!”

“You need to handle your feelings. Get them under control.”

“We stop, we think, and we breathe.”

“You’re still mad, huh?”

“I wanted to make them all feel better.”

“I don’t wanna go.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You don’t have to like it.”

“What ever helps you sleep at night.”

“It’s best to leave him alone when he’s like this.”

“Hand it over.”

“Here, you can have it.”

“There, happy? Can we go?”

“You’ve done this before. Probably pretty good at it by now.”

“You have no fucking idea what it’s like out there.”

“Anything you wanna say before we go?”

“I’ve said plenty.”

“Give us a minute, would you?”

“I can’t leave you out here unarmed.”

“I don’t know, I can just feel it.”

“Tough little bitch, aren’t you?”

“Good to see you again, _____.”

“It’s not like you have many other options.”

“You’ll die protecting him.”

“I’m sure you’ll play nice.”

“Be smart about this.”

“I think we lost them.”

“Put your hands there. Stop the bleeding.”

“I didn’t mean to endanger you.”

“Been a while since I said it.”

“It feels like forever ago.”

“You’ve got a fever.”

“It’s the right thing to do.”

“A few more hours then we’ll go.”

“I’ll stay awake. You don’t have to.”

“Sleep. I’ll keep watch.”

“I can’t keep carrying you.”

“You just try to rest, okay?”

“We need to talk.”

“When I heard you call for help, I didn’t even think.”

“It’s really good to see you again.”

“I’m so sorry, _____. Please be okay…”

“Guess I didn’t realize how long it’s been.”

“You gonna stand there sulking all day, or are you gonna do something useful?”

“Condensation? That’s a big word for you.”

“What do you want?”

“Come here and gimme a boost.”

“That’s an ugly thing to say!”

“Did you find anything?”

“I just wish I could make her look like she used to.”

“She loved us when nobody else did. Like /really/ loved us.”

“I blew up the garage. It was awesome.”

“She deserves a proper burial.”

“I’ll make sure everyone knows you helped me.”

“You’ve got a good heart.”

“Assholes won’t know what hit ‘em.”

“Where did you get those?”

“All I’ve wanted is for them to forgive us.”

“I really missed you.”

“I wanna stay up forever. I probably could. Like eighteen days. If I tried hard.”

“Here, let me help you back to bed.”

“You don’t have to keep checking on me.”

“You’re the toughest boy I know.”

“I’m not as tough as you.”

“Well, no one’s as tough as me.”

“I’m sorry you had to do all the hard work.”

“I’m gonna help you more. So you don’t have to do everything.”

“What if you stayed here instead?”

“Can I… Could I maybe sleep in your bed?”

“I slept better in your bed.”

“I have other stuff I need to do.”

“If I could take it back, I would.”

“Just so you know, I’m totally laughing out loud when you miss.”

“I would’ve done it later, I just wanted to do this first.”

“Expect the unexpected.”

“Thanks for protecting everyone.”

“Hey, buddy, how’s it hanging?”

“Dude, fuck off.”

“Sulking in the corner isn’t gonna help.”

“Turn that frown upside down.”

“You get more annoying every day.”

“I’ve come up with a plan to make everybody feel better.”

“If you wanna ask _____ to come play, I don’t mind waiting.”

“Shut up, dude! I swear to god…”

“You’ve got a crush on _____?”

“You gotta answer. Them’s the rules.”

“_____ has no romantic charm whatsoever.”

“What’s something you never told anyone because you were afraid they’d make fun of you?”

“I think walkers won’t always be around. They’ll go away some day.”

“Why is everyone looking at me like that?”

“That’s…really beautiful. I never thought of it that way.”

“I don’t remember a time before monsters.”

“Believe me, the world before this one was pretty shitty.”

“Sorry I punched you.”

“It was a pretty good punch.”

“C’mon, you’re not chicken, right?”

“Now I’m thinking about chicken nuggets.”

“I’ve give an eyeball for a chicken nugget right now.”

“Do you have time to hang out first?”

“Why would I go anywhere else if you’re here?”

“Do you know any constellations?”

“I spy with my eye a knife.”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to just…talk so much.”

“I can’t imagine what it would be like if you weren’t here.”

“That sounds so much dumber when I say it out loud.”

“I think, I mean, I hope…we’re more than friends.”

“Haven’t heard music in a while.”

“So, how do you feel about our imminent deaths?”

“We won’t necessarily die, of course. We could also be kidnapped, injured, maimed, maybe eaten, the possibilities are endless.”

“What’s this project you needed me for?”

“It could’ve done something on like, a molecular level.”

“You are super cute.”

“Wow, um, hm, that’s, uh…yay!”

“We should mark the occasion.”

“I think you’ve got a future in whittlin’.”

“So, hey, I’m gonna dig myself into a deep hole from which I’ll never emerge. Cool? Cool.”

“Thanks…for being here. Listening.”

“So, um, I like you a lot. Like, like you. As more than a friend.”

“Gotta admit, of all the things I saw coming, you having a crush on me was not it.”

“I would swear about his stupid face.”

“But what if we played rock-paper-scissors?”

“You won’t always be able to tell me no.”

“They’re in for a rude fuckin’ surprise.”

“Any final words of wisdom?”

“The fuck is all this?”

“Move, and I’ll shoot.”

“This should be easy.”

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Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!

[dovingmemes]

valentine’s day pick up lines

send in a pick up line to say to my muse

‘ Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants! ‘

‘ Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good! ‘

‘ If you were a library book, I would check you out. ‘

‘ My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? ‘

‘ If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ‘

‘ Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? ‘

‘ Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming. ‘

‘ Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me. ‘

‘ If beauty were time, you’d be eternity. ‘

‘ Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. ‘

‘ I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? ‘

‘ If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together. ‘

‘ Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? ‘

‘ I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast. ‘

‘ You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. ‘

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☦ — Another night in the streets of Gotham, not a thing seemed out of place since his last visit here but it did seem more relaxed. The city was more still then it ever was in the past for some reason, either the Bat made sure of that or it was just an off day for villainy...Regardless, the Hellspawn finds himself walking int he dark of the alley ways for a place to possibly get some rest, ease his troubled mind.

@corrosivequinn​

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☦ — Starter call

[rpboxmemes]

valentine's day application

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:

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☦ — B O Y it’s been a while huh? hope no one missed me to much, but if you did i appreciate you remembering my me and Al. If yer still here we can get back to business, i may revamp the blog eventually so ill need feedback for when that happens.

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☦ — Alive again.

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☦ — ”How exactly do you plan on doing that? Telling me the good word? Bringing me to church?”

@levixthxn-thegirl

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carnal-snake‌:

      Mukuro wasn’t in New York all that often, only when she was absolutely needed or something needed her attention。 This was one of those moments, there was a faction of one of the yakuza families she works for in New York and they had just gotten their hands on something interesting that warranted the attention of the leader。 The members had found a dagger of some legend, Mukuro was sent to go check out said dagger and bring it back if it was as awesome and powerful as those who found the weapon claim it to be。

     「So where’s this dagger at？」 Mukuro asked as she strolled up to the two members who she was instructed to meet the next day when she got in New York。 

☦ — This was it? The suit was screaming for him to come tot his building and it was all for a puny knife? The owner must have been some power hellspawn or just one tough son of a bitch...Regardless, Al was following orders as usual, moving through the halls and walk ways unseen, keeping to the shadows until he spotted the three speaking...He had to play this safe, he had to move slow..

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nattjeger‌:

“My guy, nobody expects me, not even the Spanish Inquisition.”

They twirled their cigarette around within their mouth.

“Lost? as in being a lost fucking cause? Yes. Lost as in general? Nah, cause losing is not in my dictionary; what the fuck are you doing in such a shady place, hm?”

☦ — ”I live here...And I think the only shady one here is you, I’ve never seen you around here before...So unless Erik is making new friends....I suggest you bail.”