'Tis I, the Frenchiest Fry

Look I'm just here for a good time, not a long time. (Icon pic by valdevia)

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[rednightjar]

Item: A Dusty Tome Rarity: ✶ Rare

What video game has the best lore?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I don't know if it's considered the best lore, but I love the lore behind the Halo games. That might just be childhood nostalgia speaking tho

[valdevia]

Pueraria suffocata, known as smotherwort, has been recorded as the fastest-growing species of plant. This vine of the kudzu family can, under ideal conditions, cover a distance of 10 meters in 24 hours. This has made it an effective invasive species in warm and humid climates. It receives its name from its tendency to choke other plants, and occasionally animals, as it spreads over them.

It primarily grows during the night, sometimes entering buildings. People living in areas where this species thrives are advised to close their windows while they sleep to avoid accidental asphyxiation.

(Bestiary)

[valdevia]

tumblr we need to have a talk. are y'all doing ok

[subversivecynic]

No, no we are not

[valdevia]

Understandable. Go my plant.

[rednightjar]

First thing that popped into my head when I saw this

[rednightjar]

I love having a particularly dumb dog. I was throwing treats outside once for both dogs and accidentally hit our resident idiot with one (it was a small dog biscuit so no harm done). This fool, who had previously been watching me throw the treats to them, looks up to the sky as if some vengeful deity had attempted to strike him down from above with dog treats

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writers’ works, you don’t deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free

[dragongoddessoffate]

I’m saying this now: if someone ever comments like this on one of my fics I am petty enough to delay the update

[ikimaru]

seeing your art on pinterest five years ago was my gay awakening

my art on pinterest @ u

[jumalanpelko]

I get asked often do I kiss the bricks before I throw them.

I actually don't but I do lick them.

[bloodraven55]

incredible dub for an incredible show holy shit

[nostalgiabug]

HOW IS SHE THIS MUCH OF A FUCKING MOOD?!

[kou3218]

Everyone is so on point!

The inflection in everyone's voice works so well for the dub

[marisashorror]

Dreamed of a cult worshipping a demon represented by a frozen hand in a freezer box. You could try for sainthood by keeping your hand in the box for hours while shaking hands with this hand. If your hand didn't freeze, you were a Saint. It was called The Cult of the Bare Minimum.

[marisashorror]

I don't know how the portable sub zero box worked. I'm assuming it was full of dry ice or something? Dream logic was at work here.

[marisashorror]

Some quick sketches for my Freeze Your Hand Off Cult nightmare.

[marisashorror]

Brainstorming what the heck my dream meant.

[marisashorror]

Thinkin bout these guys again

[marisashorror]

Every time I remember this dream I wonder what factors conjured it up. Too much cheese? Not enough cheese?

[marisashorror]

Found another sketch page I did for the Cult of the Bare Minimum

[rednightjar]

Kinda crazy that my grandmother has now come to the conclusion that I must be autistic and that I am incapable of knowing why I am angry with her, instead of acknowledging that she has said some fairly rude and derogatory comments to both me and the rest of the family for years now

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[valdevia]

MR PRESIDENT ANOTHER VINCENZO CAMPI HAS HIT THE TIMELINE

THE LADY IS BACK TOO. EVIL

[rednightjar]

Vincenzo Campi knows how to paint exactly one woman and that woman is one with the worst vibes possible

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Gordon did Bruce a solid 10 years ago, and now he and his flock leave him gifts (criminals) like stray cats. And they like to hang out on his roof; he just wants to be alone and smoke somewhere.

[ihrtesmeralda]

Quest for Camelot (1998)

Here in the night, I see the sun Here in the dark, our two hearts are one Its out of our hands, we can't stop what we have begun And love just took me by surprise, looking through your eyes

[mors-et-amor]

When I tell you how impactful this scene and this animated man were to my sexual awakening... 🙌 😩 🤌

[zxfzh6251]

Tim just chased the criminal all the way to Blüdhaven

since he's already here...

[spicy-apple-pie]

Dick being an ass is my favourite thing

Commission Info / Kofi (Members get comics a week early)

[tricksterly-conduct]

Brucie can Crash Out sometimes