Blue Cord Humor

Just a savage mother fucker that’s funny, great at fucking up and has a PhD in bullshit.

[voodooprincessrn]

💕💞💕

[mysouthernaccent]

[redninehotel]

I love the South. Except Louisiana. It can go fuck itself.

[redninehotel]

[redninehotel]

What’s up Tumblr world? It’s been a long ass mother fucker time since I’ve been on this bitch here. Wtf is up with ya?

[redninehotel]

Gonna jump in on some PUBG for a few then maybe some Rocket League. https://mixer.com/ycanticomedown https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv10_-fJDOd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g8y38ciuwn78

[bigstupiduglyogre]

USA: nothing’s wrong with our gun laws!

also USA:

[sig-slinger]

The SAME people bitching about this would scream and cry if he were denied a permit because of his disability and claim the NRA hates anyone who is an ableist hate group. I fucking DARE YOU to tell me I’m wrong.

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Wtf is a “gun permit”

[digitalgoomba]

It’s a gun permit, duh

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Where in the US are you required to obtain a permit to purchase a rifle?

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

In ca, you have to obtain a certificate to allow you to buy a firearm. Its call the firearm safety certificate or FSC. Basically a permit. Has to be renewed every couple years

[your-average-savage-deactivated]

California is not a part of the US. We don’t speak of it. Remember the guy who got charged with 12 felonies FOR FOLLOWING THEIR law and registering his ARs?

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

I remember, bullshit ass commie state. I hate that I live here

[themarinerscutlass]

Illinois also has what’s called a FOID. Firearm Operators ID. But, process is super easy, and you can get it at literally any age. Got mine at about 14, expires in 2022. But, it would be even cooler if it just didn’t fucking exist.

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

Pretty easy in ca too. All ya gotta do is answer 30 firearm safety questions and pay a $25 fee. But same wish it didnt fuxking exist

[whostolemymonkey]

MN requires one as well if I remember correctly.

[saltrat88]

It’s no one’s business what I own.

[redninehotel]

No it is not. Well maybe the wifeys business. Lol

[jacobdarvin]

[docsplayroom69]

[hank-wp-deactivated20181225]

😘

[frenchfried12]

Sarah rocks!

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Respect

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[redninehotel]

Awesome. Lmao

[redninehotel]

@saltrat88 EPIC day yesterday. You would approve.

A ten year old boy called me out yesterday, by yelling "PUSSIES" at me and his dad in front of 30 something people. He was flying through the air from the end of a rope swing about 15ft above a creek. I was proud and kinda like hell naw at the same time. So this kid is my new favorite person.

We didn't let this call out stand for very long though. So naturally, this started a set of events that came close to ending badly. Lmao.

[11bravo-veteran]

Been there and done that, humping the M-60 for 2 years, with a 60lb Ruck and all the ammo.

[redninehotel]

Bahahaha. They get a big shuuuuuut the fuuuuuuuck up right fast.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

So I’ve been thinking of opening up a barbecue restaurant. The first name that came to mind. Tell me?

[freakysoutherngent]

For you it’s got to have Southernside connected to it.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Very good point! 🤠

[firefly09love]

Pork Daddy’s

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

I like where this is going

[barefootnbuckwild]

I could make you shirts that say… “we put meat on your buns” 🍑🍑

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Now thats catchy. You’re hired… 🤠

[redninehotel]

Pork Daddy's. where we put the meat on Your grill.

[beerbellyblunt]

BeerBellyBlunt  

[beardedandbiking-deactivated201]

I’m just gonna leave this here…lol

[schavage33]

🙋🏽‍♂️

[blacklace-blackheart-deactivate]

Team dad bod for sure 🙌🏻

[saltrat88]

Gonna go see Adam Corolla tonight.

[saltrat88]

A pre show Jameson

[dabernards]

😂😂

Yall have fun brother

[saltrat88]

[saltrat88]

[redninehotel]

You suck!! Lmao. He just pose for the picture or he talk to ya for a sec?

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[redninehotel]

Lmao