mechanical mediocrity

red or corvie /  she/her / nonbinary robot enjoyer and general catastrophiser

[selfcarereminder]

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

[zakurarain]

There was an idea :3

[marzipanrabbit]

[jitterbot]

i don’t think we talk about the dictionary calendar anymore as much as we should. (if we are to take his words at face value) never forget the time starscream, notoriously stubborn and bad at taking criticism, got insulted by bee one time for not knowing the definition of a word and managed to buy a dictionary calendar without bee noticing when the one (1) thing bee can do is watch starscream and then get genuinely happy when bumblebee notices his vocabulary improved.

there’s something so deeply and genuinely wrong with you starscream

[kaiju-dayo]

hf megastar I miss them so much

[holyromanempire101]

A horrible idea I had while shopping. [spoiler] It’s a happy ending :p

This was so much fun and now my second comic.

Perspective and character turns hurt my brain.

The first IKEA to open on cybertron. Still comes with metal screws that strip when you use them.

[ff0a81]

[kaiju-dayo]

‘tis the season

[liwong4]

[sparkp18]

*Megatron voice* It's pride month, seekers, you know what that means

[kaiju-dayo]

Was Astra happy to meet her baby brother? Or was she more like "he's ugly, put him back".

Well..

she said thank you at least

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Every month is pride month for Starscream and Megatron

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[cloudyxdel]

rip megatron u wouldve loved kmfdm happy pride everyone

[xenosaurus]

this may be my age showing but I am a passionate supporter of wires. earbuds? put a leash on those things. wireless keyboard? no, it needs to hold hands with the computer. the ps5 controller I forgot to charge has the staying power of a wealthy nonagenarian with a much younger wife and 14 life insurance policies, but the controller plugged into my pc? that baby will outlive my bloodline. my ethernet cable is like a son to me.

[skobbeloff]

The land dwellers are destroying the oceans and overfishing. Do you, a) attempt peace, or b) KILL KILL KILL KILL (and maybe also get exiled to the abyss)?