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Intense contemplation turned into existential despair.

#he did not fit #ergo he did not sit #disappointment comes for us all

I was tagged by @trinilikesalt to post 10 of my favorite movies in gif form, but I love too many movies, so I’m posting 10 that are always in the rotation that I’ve watched at least a couple times in the last year.

I tag anyone who struggles with lists and rankings but wants to try anyway!

#Brief Encounter #Burn After Reading #Halloween #Melancholia #Ready or Not #Hot Fuzz #Shadow of a Doubt #Hereditary #Pickup on South Street #The Descent

I love that I have little eye crinkles from laughing and smiling so much in my 47 years. Life has really done its best to kick me in the tits over and over again, and I’m still a happy person at my core. That feels like a win.

#I also have frown lines #from my easily activated wtf face #but that’s just balanced living baby

Brb gotta disappear into the woods for a few days

#with WiFi #and books #and a hot tub #obviously #I’m not a monster #it is SO quiet here #and smells like trees #it’s Friday I’m in love #not in love like that #just with silence and trees etc etc etc

I’m going to a cabin tomorrow for the long weekend, but I get there before my friend and that feels like the start of a lot of murdery movies I’ve watched, so crossing fingers she shows up before I am doomed.

#just to be safe #I’ll stay out of the hot tub while I’m alone #it’s May #and that means it’s time for another murder cabin rental #as I do

I have negative counter space but am fantasizing about a nice espresso machine. I’m consoling myself with the reminder that if I didn’t occasionally go out for a fancy coffee, I’d never leave the fucking house and interact with other adults. So there is that

#the counter space is legitimately nonexistent #I don’t have a lot of stuff #as my very direct SIL said #‘your kitchen is really small - even for a rental’#she’s blunt but I don’t mind #and she’s good for my brother #anyway no new kitchen toys for me

L started antibiotics yesterday for possible Lyme exposure, and this morning he took them on an empty stomach before I got downstairs, and you can guess how that went.

#anyway he stayed home from school #because it was a rough hour for him #but he was totally fine after eating #so phew #his school did a field trip to a state park last week #and he showed me the suspicious rash Monday night #apparently it’s been a very active season already #according to his doctor’s office #so that’s fun

If you’re not waking up lying diagonally across your bed with a cat between your legs are you even single?

#have prob crossed the line from single to definitely dying alone #but that’s okay #my premium bedding and I are very happy together

My fucks-to-give tank is quite low, so I’m not only skipping a meeting right now, I straight up deleted it from my calendar to avoid the inevitable teams chat notifications for the next hour 🙌🏻

#it’s a 25 person meeting where I don’t need to talk #no one will even notice #I got the highest possible rating on my recent annual review #but promotions are frozen #so fuck it #I will claw back my time #in small ways as I see fit #ok good talk

Look at this beauty

#from December #I am happiest on the water #megafauna sighting as bonus #take me back

My son gave me a Mother’s Day gift he made at school, and I won’t post it here but it’s basically a testament to how safe and loved I make him feel, and how I always make time to hang out with him, and yes, it definitely made me cry.

#this past year (it’s been a year!!) has been so hard #but it turns out just showing up and being steady is really enough #I love him so much #and I’m so so glad he feels that #my sweet boy 🥺❤️

I don’t want noise canceling headphones; I must be on alert for auditory horrors at all times

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I am so sorry if we have ever interacted, and I vanished without warning. My brain is a sieve lately, which is absolutely out of the ordinary and quite surprising and also super annoying. I have been busy with boring stuff but also slowly making plans for when my son is gone for 7 weeks this summer. I can’t fathom that kind of time apart but know it will be ok and good for him to get time with his dad, and good for me to get a break. So far my plan is to spend a week floating in the ocean and another week somewhere else, hopefully visiting friends, and the rest of my time de-kidding the common areas of my home and making them more habitable in general. Dream big, obviously!

#this is what I do #it’s been a rough few weeks #no real reason why #maybe just finally realizing everything I thought was temporary is just my life now #blah blah existential crisis blah #I can’t wait to feel those waves wash over my body #ok good talk

Having a kid has me contemplating serious questions like whether or not Jordan Peele has seen The Amazing World of Gumball and if he has, whether episode 5.11 at all influenced elements of Us either intentionally or not and if he hasn’t seen it, what a funny little coincidence and oh god this is my life now

#obviously Us is far more fleshed out #but I watched the doppelgänger family Gumball episode this morning for the 15th time #and was like #wait a minute #then I googled the timeline #anyway time for more coffee #ok good talk

Someone is deeply pleased about the reemergence of pants-free tv season.

#he has since left #because I accidentally breathed wrong #as one does #that tail #why does my boob loom so

Targeted ads are getting aggressively accurate…

#from last night #when I was in fact high and horny #what are the odds

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