I refuse to ever get serious

Hello! I'm Red, I draw stuff and try to survive.

[redthemarten]

COMMISSIONS

Finally the time has arrived when you can pin me to the wall and make me draw your exact favourite blorbos!! And they can even kiss!!!! For a cheap cheap price of helping me pay my rent (pls I’m begging)

Details under the cut!

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Drop me an email at

[email protected]

with the title: Mage Commissions - YourNickname!

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What I will draw:

Pretty much anything. Fanart, OCs, your pet. Humans, animals, furries, robots, whatever. I’ll do my best.

What I won't draw:

Straight out NSFW, heavy gore, anything too hardcore. Slightly spicy and suggestive things are okay. You're here, so you've probably seen what kind of things I draw

Are refs necessary?

Tbh any ref is better than no ref!! It can just be a Picrew or a stickman sketch of the pose, anything helps. But if you give me a detailed description and let me do my thing, that's also okay - just please keep in mind that if there's something I can't draw off the top of my head and will have to research and design - then that would cost an extra fee (example: if you come demanding your character is wearing some kinda armor with intricate design that I have to think through and design myself)

Usage

You can use the finished commission freely for personal purposes: as a wallpaper, screensaver, profile picture, your dnd character sheet, printing out in small quantities for personal use, sharing (with credit), etc.

Other

If you’re in a hurry to get your commission done by a certain date, need your payment divided, or you'd like to commission something unusual or designed for commercial use - do tell! We can negotiate the price and figure something out. Or honestly if you have any questions. Just shoot (not me, a message, SHOOT ME A MESSAGE -ACK)

[redthemarten]

Huh, I believe I haven't posted the actual art here... happy Lohen day! My evil baby boyyy

[redthemarten]

Hey guys, I'm really sorry about any messages I might miss these days, but I had a very stressful dentist visit, which will result in at least 6-7 more visits to resolve all of my problems. It's obviously going to take a lot of money and I'm currently kinda busy having a panic attack after a panic attack.

I will try to get back to responding on Monday.

Later today/tomorrow I'm off to Kraków to table at Genshin Meet, if anyone's around.

If you'd like and are able to help, here's my Ko-Fi.

(there are some digital goodies in my shop and I'm hoping to start selling physical stuff at the beginning of June)

Cheers

[cryptidbite]

Need to fully get back into drawing, but backgrounds are paaaain.

[redthemarten]

Packige

Acquired

does my little Abyss Mage dance

[redthemarten]

Earlier today I couldn't remember the name of The Wingalet (don't judge me, I'm old and my memory isn't great), so I googled "Wriothesley ship" and that made me feel like the bear calendar guy

[redthemarten]

Red I am having A Time™️

How's your day?

Oh noooooooooo, I'm sorry to hear that! Sending you many virtual hugs and a half-eaten cookie.

Oh, things are fine, it's warm in here and there's this pleasant crackling sound? I am having pomegranate tea. The tea is never getting cold, ain't that just great? You're welcome to join

[thatonegreyghost]

Thank youuuu

[redthemarten]

Sorry for outing your tags like this, but... A WHAAAAAT?? QAQ Dang it, I hope you're safe! I also hope the package is safe and that you'll be able to get it soon!

I'm sorry, it's not a Rocky after all. I had to call a higher instance about this.

[redthemarten]

Red I am having A Time™️

How's your day?

Oh noooooooooo, I'm sorry to hear that! Sending you many virtual hugs and a half-eaten cookie.

Oh, things are fine, it's warm in here and there's this pleasant crackling sound? I am having pomegranate tea. The tea is never getting cold, ain't that just great? You're welcome to join

[redthemarten]

Just something that's been on my mind lately... I think Lycaon got used to the way he looks by now, but perhaps there are still moments when he feels a little insecure...

[redthemarten]

He's not doing anything, your honor

[redthemarten]

Red, do you ship the tea cans? I will pay extra

Okay first of all I AM SUPER HAPPY THAT YOU LIKE THE TEA CANS!!! We totally want to start selling our stuff online, but so far I was quite overwhelmed with figuring out the shipment options. I think I finally found one that should let me ship to the US that does not cost an arm and a leg, so the answer is: if you're willing to become my guinea pig and let me test that on you, the answer is: YES I currently have three designs, so feel free to DM me with which ones you would like and we can talk out the details! They are 650ml/22oz stackable, food-safe tin cans.

I'm posting this publicly, because I want to do a little interest check... 👉👈 so everyone, pls comment, tell me in the tags, send a carrier pigeon, if you would order any of my shit for a reasonable price (and where would you like it shipped to). More product photos etc can be found on our insta or our bluesky

[redthemarten]

[redthemarten]

latest addition to my greeting cards

[redthemarten]

Throwing this for all the Varflins fans in the back

(didn't get to make a print out of it yet, but got pinbuttons done in time for the WTFs and sold every last one asfghjkljg I know what you are)

[redthemarten]

Heyyy my fellow tumblrers! You will soon be able to once again perceive my mortal vessel in the real, outside world and shop for my most coolest wares during Warsaw Fantasy Fair (& Warsaw Game Days) 25-26th April 2026 at EXPO XXI in Warsaw, Poland!

As usual, I will be tabling with my friend under our joined brand Brew & Chew. You can find us at Hall 3, Artist Alley, booth 103!

(and if you can't make it to Warsaw this time, please look for future announcements, as we will soon be on our way to haunt Kraków as well)

[c50spicy]

running with the wolves

[thatonegreyghost]

@redthemarten

[redthemarten]

ohhh this art is so nice, thanks for linking it to me! Great work OP!!

[redthemarten]

I'm alive... sort of. 👉👈 Had to unfortunately deal with a move, which has been exhausting on every level...