I refuse to ever get serious

Hello! I'm Red, I draw stuff and try to survive.

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COMMISSIONS

Finally the time has arrived when you can pin me to the wall and make me draw your exact favourite blorbos!! And they can even kiss!!!! For a cheap cheap price of helping me pay my rent (pls I’m begging)

Details under the cut!

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Drop me an email at

[email protected]

with the title: Mage Commissions - YourNickname!

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What I will draw:

Pretty much anything. Fanart, OCs, your pet. Humans, animals, furries, robots, whatever. I’ll do my best.

What I won't draw:

Straight out NSFW, heavy gore, anything too hardcore. Slightly spicy and suggestive things are okay. You're here, so you've probably seen what kind of things I draw

Are refs necessary?

Tbh any ref is better than no ref!! It can just be a Picrew or a stickman sketch of the pose, anything helps. But if you give me a detailed description and let me do my thing, that's also okay - just please keep in mind that if there's something I can't draw off the top of my head and will have to research and design - then that would cost an extra fee (example: if you come demanding your character is wearing some kinda armor with intricate design that I have to think through and design myself)

Usage

You can use the finished commission freely for personal purposes: as a wallpaper, screensaver, profile picture, your dnd character sheet, printing out in small quantities for personal use, sharing (with credit), etc.

Other

If you’re in a hurry to get your commission done by a certain date, need your payment divided, or you'd like to commission something unusual or designed for commercial use - do tell! We can negotiate the price and figure something out. Or honestly if you have any questions. Just shoot (not me, a message, SHOOT ME A MESSAGE -ACK)

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Why do we live, just to suffer

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Pls Wrio I'm begging you one more constellation. One more constellation before the banner ends. I have 5 primos and a dream

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The wolp does not concern himself with the meta

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I'm not immune to biker wolp

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I think they should always be allowed to join tea parties with the girlies

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She knows what you are, Wriothesley

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Knock knock, I come bearing sweet tea and hugs! How you doing?

Uuueeee, thank you, Ghostie! I'm doing much better now. Survived the worst heat (but barely). Can we pls not have that anymore, thank you in advance. (I think the murder bunny is winning, though, whatever it was he's done to the sun, it got so scared it's hiding behind the clouds now, quivering)

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WE ARE SO BACK

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Red, I see you like the genshin murder bunny!

Hugs to you!

(P.S. are you feeling better? I miss you!)

Yessss, I love me a small fucked up murder gremlin!!!! He's wrong in the head. Son material

Aw, thank you 🫂Seriously, it means a lot. I am doing a bit better. I got some work and might even be able to afford rent, isn't that exciting. Really hard to be whimsical in this economy ߹𖥦߹

Unfortunately, we are currently in the middle of a heat wave here, with the highest temperature records in history. And the flat I live in is a classic oven. It's fun

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Here's a commission I did for @adzpearson for Pride! Mine and Adz's OCs Mies and Stacey are out to celebrate (and spread chaos)

The month might be coming to an end, but it's never too late to celebrate! Stay weird, frens

genuinely almost forgor but -ahem- >>>here's my commission info<<< -ahem-

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Red, question?

Opinion on Ryan Gosling and his space rocjs, question?

Not gonna lie, I'm one of those people who could never understand the appeal of Ryan Gosling in romantic movies, but since his roles as Ken and The Fall Guy, I started liking the guy more. I was still a bit sceptic when they put him on Project Hail Mary, but

HE WAS GREAT AND I LOVED HIS SPACE ROCKS, THEY MADE ME CRY. GREAT MOVIE 👎

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:} ;<

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Behold! The day has come. I'm excited to announce, that I'm finally adding some physical items to my shop!! ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ I hope people will like them.

Reblogs welcome and most appreciated~

Visit Red's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

[wolfgirlguts]

Having myself a

🐺✨️Whimsical Wolp Wednesday✨️

[thatonegreyghost]

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Whimsical Wolp Wednesday!!!!

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Huh, I believe I haven't posted the actual art here... happy Lohen day! My evil baby boyyy

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Hey guys, I'm really sorry about any messages I might miss these days, but I had a very stressful dentist visit, which will result in at least 6-7 more visits to resolve all of my problems. It's obviously going to take a lot of money and I'm currently kinda busy having a panic attack after a panic attack.

I will try to get back to responding on Monday.

Later today/tomorrow I'm off to Kraków to table at Genshin Meet, if anyone's around.

If you'd like and are able to help, here's my Ko-Fi.

(there are some digital goodies in my shop and I'm hoping to start selling physical stuff at the beginning of June)

Cheers