straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!
if you don’t think making someone cum in their jeans on the couch is hot idk what to tell you man.
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straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!
if you don’t think making someone cum in their jeans on the couch is hot idk what to tell you man.
for all my self shippers going through the thick of it right now: your f/o(s) are always there for you, no matter what.
regardless of the time, the place, or the situation, they’ll always drop everything in order to do anything to make sure that their number one priority (you!) is safe.
💕💕
It doesn't bother your f/os if you may not know all there is about them or if you are forgetful of their interests, likes, dislikes, etc. They won't ever take it to heart and would be glad to help you jog your memory or reveal more pieces of themselves.
i love you gale
yes but
your fo being touch starved. they need you to feel their skin, hair, every inch of them. hug them. kiss them.
DAMN HIT POST!!
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Konig with a reader who has a hard time fingering herself :( either her position isn't good, she's always too tight or she's nervous, or a combo of all (obvi she's virgin too). So Konig helps her out. If you could include some age gap and praise kink too <3
this is such a good request anon the daddy issues. they are absolutely issuing rn but it's good for the writing lmao thank u for the request !!! <3
✎ tags: mdni! nsft, f!reader, virgin!reader, no penetrative s3x, age gap (r is 20's, könig is mid-40's), fluff, softdom!könig, praise kink, size kink, size difference, abuse of pet names, dirty talk,
✎ word count: 1.8k words (not proofread)
✎ translations: "hase" = bunny , "mein kleiner hase" = my little bunny "mein schatz" = my darling/sweetheart "mein herz" = my heart , "liebling" = darling
masterlist | requests are open!
✧ ˖ ° könig, who is usually pretty good at hiding his emotions when need be, has a look of pure shock when you meekly ask your request of him. you're instantly apologizing when you dare a look up at him, trying to back away from his hold where he has you on his lap. you'd been making out (könig felt like he was transported back to a much better version of high school) slow and passionate; he was more than willing to be patient for as long as you wanted. just holding your little body against him, having you in his lap, seeing your face light up whenever he comes into your view is more than enough.
Gromsko 100% would be a horse girl. and meet Karmel, a horse oc that you can sometimes see in my art
Sobiesław "Gromsko" Kościuszko S/O Headcanons!
Because this man is being severely overshadowed and I wanna help bring mop man into the spotlight!
Notes: Established relationship, gender neutral/gender ambiguous reader, Sobiesław being a dork, saying "I love you" for the first time, DISGUSTING amounts of fluff
This man gives great hugs!
You'll find yourself being randomly engulfed by a body of pure muscle, swaying you both softly from side to side
Occasionally if he's in a chipper mood he'll hum a little with his chin resting on your head
He loves resting his skull on your thighs
Says they're better than cotton pillows, his words not mine 👀
When you're both chilling at your or his place and you're sitting on the couch, expect getting glomped on with Sobie face first onto your lap
Obviously taking care not to crush you with his weight
His love languages are Physical Touch and Acts of Service!
He doesn't mind PDA
In fact, he might initiate it sometimes with a hand secured around your waist or resting comfortably on your shoulder
If he's in a playful mood and you allow it, he might have his hand on your lower back while you two are walking side by side
He always makes sure you're okay with whatever he's doing! If you're not comfortable or aren't in the mood, he'll smile gently at you and apologize softly in your ear before kissing your forehead
He loves holding your hand in his! You're just so tiny compared to him 🥺
But he knows not to smother you in affection if you don't like that
If he's away on leave and you keep his place tidy while he's gone, expect Sobie to kiss you all over your face in gratitude once he comes home, giggling together and being so in love with you :(
He can't help it! He knows how much effort keeping things clean is, and you doing it willingly because you care about him and his space?
He loves you so much he doesn't know what to do with himself sometimes
The first time he's ever said "I love you" it was a spur of the moment
You two were chilling at his place and listening to a music playlist you put on speaker while he cooked dinner for tonight
He wasn't exactly thinking and fear shot through his veins once he realized those three words fell from his mouth
What if you weren't ready to say it back? What if you'll never be ready? He never wanted to make you feel pressured to say it!
But then your million-watt smile lit something hot inside his chest and everything else fell silent, leaving just the two of you in the world
Oh, and you said it back! Sobie felt like he could reach the clouds and he rushed to hug you tightly, giggling with you in the middle of the kitchen
And then the smoke alarm went off because none of you were paying attention to the food, whoops
Not his fault you're so stunning to look at!
Don't worry, you two ended up ordering take-out and watching movies
That night will forever be in the back pocket of his mind forever 🖤
WAAAAAA hope you enjoyed this little experiment I did! Like I said, Gromsko doesn't get enough spotlight and I wanted to change that! I'll be opening up my asks so if you wanna submit a suggestion on what I should write for mop man, then please feel free to send them my way! ❤
imagine:
you're minding your own business, you're doing your work at your desk while your f/o is sitting beside you. you were too focused on your work that you didn't take notice of them staring at you. the way your hands are moving so uniquely, the way your eyes shine when you do something right, everything about you right now is so admirable. they couldn't help but sigh lovingly at you, which captured your attention. you ask them what's the matter and they simply respond,
"has anyone ever told you how attractive you look when you're concentrated?"
you blush to their statement, and that adorable look on your face was enough to make them smile. they're finding themselves falling in love with you deeper and deeper, even with the tiniest features.
Sowa Team
(crawling out of my cave as a husk) Finally… some Gromsko x Fem Reader content… from yours truly…
Summary: Sent on a scouting mission for Specgru, you’re kept company by Gromsko, among Poland’s finest soldiers. Bold, light-hearted, and deep down, very caring and passionate, he makes not only a great partner but great entertainment. As the sunsets though and you have to call it a day, an injury let’s him show his skills from JW GROM to you while you two settle down for the night… and maybe settle down for a little more… Word Count: 13,397 Tags: Slight medical play, slight size kink, language kink, praise kink, heavy petting, marking, face sitting, multiple orgasms, slightly possessive, creampie A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU TOO TO EVE, @ave661, FOR PROOF READING THE POLISH AS I KNOW ZERO POLISH! I can’t thank you enough, dziękuję bardzo, I love you bestie 🥹💙 🔞+ STORY
Also avaliable on AO3! Translation at the end of the chapter!
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The day was finally coming to an end, the sun starting to set over the mountains, casting warm shadows over your location. You were sent on a scouting mission, looking out on a base of a possible HVT. You were Specgru’s regular choice for scout, being small and easy to miss, light on your feet to the point you regularly snuck up on your own teammates without them noticing or you really meaning to. Obviously though, you couldn’t be sent in alone. You appreciated any company on these sorts of missions. Sure you enjoyed the nice quiet times, exploring and attempting to map a location from hundreds of meters away, but if you did it all the time, you’d definitely go crazy.
“I think it’s about time we call into HQ,” his voice boomed as he came up behind you. The orange of the setting sun lit the small bits of camo fabric that draped his helmet, practically his signature piece. Sobiesław Kościuszko, or as everyone else called him, Gromsko. “We at least know there’s gotta be someone in there that needs these guards around. It can’t be just some regular guy, right?”
You smiled softly, holding back a laugh from him being so light-hearted. You admit, you don’t really know much about Gromsko. Not that you avoided him or anything but… most interactions you had with him were from the battlefield. You know the amount of adrenaline and action brought out a new side in most people. On the field, he was loud, boisterous, a lil bit cocky but his confidence was not without merit. He was good at what he did. Though sometimes, you couldn’t understand what he was saying. With his thick accent and baritone voice, you could make out the fact that he slipped into Polish quite a bit. You’d hear passing conversations in the Specgru halls, how even when calm, he’d slip bits of Polish in there too. You yourself knew very little Polish, but you could tell he was just as vulgar in any language he spoke, often able to make out him yelling “Kurwa” when he was hurt or frustrated. From his tone, gruff and ranging from annoyance to anger, you could tell he probably wasn’t saying the nicest things to the enemy… or teammates for that matter.
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gromsko nsft a-z alphabet
a/n: lol i have a huge language fetish sorry not sorry. thank you to the polish speaker who helped with translations! if you see this, please let me know if you want to be tagged or not ☺️
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he’s very big on aftercare! part of his aftercare for himself is ensuring that he’s not only satisfied you, but has also done his part in making you feel safe and secure, especially for quickies. he keeps a towel warmer nearby so that when he cleans you up he’s not using a cold rag. he’s big on cuddling too- thoroughly enjoys skin to skin contact with you. it makes him feel good. makes him feel like he’s protecting you and in a way he kind of is.
you’re the only one who never disappoints me
Imagine standing on top of something like a stool or a chair in order to kiss your much larger F/O.
or
Imagine your much smaller F/O standing on top of something like a stool or a chair in order to kiss you.
yes but
your fo being touch starved. they need you to feel their skin, hair, every inch of them. hug them. kiss them.
F/o: *is the most cruel thing known to mankind*
Me: I'm sure they would be nice to me if they were real 🥰
I can't be the only one who acts like this: