𝖉𝖊𝖛𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 @meat-wentz - Tumblr Blog

i apologize to everyone who reblogs from me the mature content label is the pervert stamp tumblr put on my forehead it is not inherently about the post but rather that i am a pervert that dared post one (1) buttcrack on tumblr dot com and thus everything i reblog or post has a mature content label, for my perverted deeds, as mentioned above

toroxstar

my preciouses

(x)

pro-rev-frankie

WE GOT A VIDEO OF THE TINY VAMP MOMENT NO ONE MOVE?!???

meat-wentz

certain fall out boy songs are like ex boyfriends you just cannot keep your hands off of like the kind of ex boyfriends that took your virginity in the backseat of the family minivan while it was parked in the garage and you guys pretended it was just like titanic and the kind of ex boyfriends that still tease you when you see them out in public and flirt with you maliciously and snap your bra straps like you’re in 8th grade and the kind of ex boyfriends you want to push down the stairs but you end up pushing them into broom closets and you wake up and your whole mouth is sore from kissing and you say goddammit not again!!!!!!

meat-wentz

it’s like i swore i’d never talk to you again after you broke my heart the first time you dirty rotten scoundrel with your stupid hot face and stupid hot body i hate you so much i would marry you tonight break my heart all over again it will only make me more tender for you

knxfesck

that's right.

rpfofficial

its fine to genderbend your character and have them keep their canon names. a lesbian called peter is chic.

meat-wentz

in another life mikey would have been the world’s worst mime. he would have been on the street pretending to be trapped in a box and someone would come along and take the key and pretend to swallow it and mikey would be trapped there forever. no way out.

meat-wentz

i’m in his invisible walls

like 6 years ago during covid i was reading aloud 1d wattpad fanfic on my instagram stories for my friends and we were in the midst of a tale about how louis accidentally donated his sperm to a sperm bank when a chapter opened with

“beware the ides of march…

edit: sorry i mispelled ides of march ive never seen it spelled before :(“

and now i think about it once a year and then forget it almost immediately until the next march but it is a bit like a ghost and like i’m being haunted.

unalivejournal

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

anna--ahha

meat-wentz

i don’t want to see strangers on my feed on any platform i want to see the people i follow and that’s it i don’t want more people i don’t want to see someone i don’t know i am surrounded by strangers and 50% of them aren’t even real remember when the the most contact you’d be exposed to with a stranger was a bot on fb messenger or a weird guy who was your ex’s coworker who likes to say shit like “r u single” like everywhere i look is strangers and i don’t know who you are and you’re everywhere everywhere everywhere

meat-wentz

i don’t follow you ive never seen you before my mutuals don’t know you theyve never seen you before why are you in front of my eyes we were never meant to see each other the world isn’t supposed to work like this i am sure

i don’t want to see strangers on my feed on any platform i want to see the people i follow and that’s it i don’t want more people i don’t want to see someone i don’t know i am surrounded by strangers and 50% of them aren’t even real remember when the the most contact you’d be exposed to with a stranger was a bot on fb messenger or a weird guy who was your ex’s coworker who likes to say shit like “r u single” like everywhere i look is strangers and i don’t know who you are and you’re everywhere everywhere everywhere