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This is a big ol’ trash dump. Thanks for stopping by. Avatar is my dog getting caught stuck in the snack jar.

[reederjoe]

My dad won't give my dog butt scratches because he's a boy

[reforge]

you've heard of harrison ford, get ready for

BaldDad Toyota

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[sigilseer]

Sigil for protection against all forms of magical attack

Commissioned by littlecornercreature

[coastal-witch-deactivated202308]

☀️Sun water☀️

🌞Used for:

Protection, healing (especially physical), happiness, truth, clairvoyance, courage, strength, prosperity, luck, self-love, cleansing, confidence, leadership, justice, gardening, growth, warmth, comfort, fertility, and creativity

🌞How to make it:

Leave the water on a sunny windowsill or outside, preferably in direct sunlight. Sunrise, 9 am, 12 pm, and 3 pm are perfect times for this, or you can leave it from sunrise to sunset. You can also add herbs and flowers to it as well (lemon peels, orange peels, marigolds, chamomile, cinnamon, sunflower, etc.) Or charge it with some stones (like sunstone, orange calcite, citrine, tigers eye, goldstone or carnelian), but please don’t put these stones in the water. You can also make a sun tea with sun water for a very potent solar spell.

[noonymoon]

green correspondences

i’ve made a list of all kinds of correspondences you can find in nature and in the supermarket, based on the book The Green Witch ☆

♡ WOODS

APPLE — life, longevity, fertility, fairies, the otherworld, afterlife, creativity, love, healing, harmony

ASH — water, strength, intellect, willpower, protection, justice, balance, harmony, skill, travel, weather, wisdom

BIRCH — cleansing, protection, purification, associated with children

CEDAR — healing, spirituality, purification, protection, prosperity, harmony

ELDER — protection, prosperity, healing

HAWTHORNE — fertility, harmony, happiness, the otherworld, fairies, protection

HAZEL — luck, fertility, protection, wishes

HONEYSUCKLE — psychic awareness, harmony, healing, prosperity, happiness

MAPLE — love, prosperity, life and health, abundance

OAK — defense, thunder, strength, courage, healing, longevity, protection, good fortune, fertility

PINE — cleansing, purification, healing, clarity of mind, prosperity, protection from evil

POPLAR — prosperity, communication, exorcism, purification

ROWAN — improving psychic powers, divination, healing, protection from evil, peace, creativity, success, change, transformation

WILLOW — moon, water, love, tranquility, harmony, protection, healing

WITCH HAZEL — protection, healing, peace

YEW — death, spirits, the otherworld

♡ FLOWERS 

CARNATION — protection, strength, energy, luck, healing

DAFFODIL — love, fertility, luck

DAISY — love, hope, innocence, associated with children

GARDENIA — love, harmony, healing, peace

GERANIUM — protection, fertility, love, healing, courage

HYACINTH — love, happiness, protection

IRIS — purification, blessing, wisdom, peace, harmony, love

JASMINE — moon, feminine energy, love, meditation, spirituality, harmony, prosperity

LAVENDER — relaxation, sleep, peace, harmony, tranquility, love, purification, healing

LILAC — protection, banishing negative energy

LILY — protection, death and afterlife, rebirth, cycles

LILY OF THE VALLEY — concentration, mental ability, happiness

PANSY — divination, communication, happiness, love

POPPY — tranquility, fertility, prosperity, love, sleep, invisibility

ROSE — healing, divination, tranquility, harmony, love, psychic ability, spirituality, protection

SNAPDRAGON — protection, illusion, deception, reflect negative energy

SUNFLOWER — sun, happiness, success, health, abundance

TULIP — prosperity, abundance, protection, love, happiness

VIOLET —  peace, hope, harmony, protection, luck, love, sleep, tranquility, fertility, abundance

♡ HERBS

ALLSPICE — prosperity, increasing energy, love, healing, luck

ANGELICA —protection, purification

BASIL — prosperity, success, peace, protection, happiness, purification, tranquility, love

BAY — success, wisdom, divination, making a wish

CHAMOMILE — prosperity, peace, healing, harmony, happiness

CALENDULA — happiness, prosperity, love, psychic powers, harmony

CINNAMON — energy (booster), money, success, action, healing, protection, love, prosperity, purification

CARAWAY — anti-theft, health, mental abilities, protection, fidelity

CLOVE — protection, purification, mental abilities, healing

COMFREY — health, healing, protection, travel, prosperity

DILL — good fortune, tranquility, prosperity, lust, protection

GINGER — energy (booster), kick-starter for love, finances, success

MAJORAM — happiness, protection, love, joy, family

MINT — prosperity, joy, fertility, purification, love, success

MUGWORT — prophetic dreams, divination, relaxation, tranquility, protection, banishing, consecration

NUTMEG —psychic abilities, happiness, love, money, health

OREGANO — love, courage, action

PARSLEY — power, strength, lust, purification, prosperity

ROSEMARY —protection, improving memory, wisdom, health, healing

SAGE —purification, protection, anxiety, wisdom, health, long life

VERBENA —divination, protection, inspiration, abundance, love, peace, tranquility, healing, prosperity, artistic skill, reversal of negativity

YARROW — courage, healing, love

♡ FRUITS

APPLE — health, longevity, love

CHERRY — love

PEAR — health, properity, love

ORANGE — joy, health, purification

LEMON — purification, protection, health

LIME — happiness, purification, healing

GRAPE — properity, fertility

KIWI — fertility, love

BANANA — fertility, strength

MANGO — spirituality, happiness

PEACH — spirituality, fertility, love, harmony

PINEAPPLE — prosperity, luck, protection

PLUM — love, tranquility

MELONS — love, peace

STRAWBERRY — love, peace, happiness, luck

RASPBERRY — strength, courage, healing

BLUEBERRY — tranquility, peace, protection, prosperity

BLACKBERRY — prosperity, protection, abundance

CRANBERRY — protection, healing

♡ VEGGIES

GARLIC — healing, protection, banishing, purification

ONION — protection, exorcism, healing, prosperity

LETTUCE — fertility, peace, harmony, love, protection

CARROTS — fertility, health

PEAS — love, abundance

CUCUMBER — fertility, healing, harmony

POTATOES — fertility, protection, abundance

CELERY — love, tranquility, concentration

SQUASH — abundance, harmony

MUSHROOM — strength, courage, healing, protection

LEEK — protection, harmony

CAULIFLOWER — protection, prosperity

BROCCOLI — protection, abundance

BEANS — love, family, protection

CABBAGE — protection, prosperity

TOMATO — protection, love

[ruinedchildhood]

[goalofthecentury]

[ruinedchildhood]

#me in college

[langblrrrrr]

When I wake up: I could be learning my target language rn

When I’m at school: I could be learning my target language rn

When I’m at work: I could be learning my target language rn

When I’m literally doing anything except learning my target language: I could be learning my target language rn

[heywait-newcomplaint]

when I finally start learning my target language: I’m bored, I wish I was already fluent

[plangblrr]

Me, before studying languages: *sees foreign language* What is this jibberish??

Me, after studying languages: *sees foreign language* haha cool, guess I'm learning this language now too

[ithinkwehitametaphor]

[unic0rn-bl00d420-blog]

YO TUMBLER! I NEED YOUR HELP! BADLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, everyone! Medusa here. I have a favor to ask.

I need your help getting me, my hubby and our kitter out of a toxic environment. CW: triggers, bad hospital experience and talks of toxic people

I have C-PTSD, apsergers and other mental aliments

as well as physical damage due to going through years of abuse and rape in my past. I’m a survivor trying to heal. My current roommates have shown true ignorance, saying some seriously disgusting things about me, giving no shits about my conditions/boundaries which has caused and is causing much unneeded drama. They also refuse to talk about it directly with me in any civilized manner. This has caused the living environment to become very toxic and unsafe for me and my husband.

This was supposed to be a temporary place. However, the work my hubby does is temporarily shut down due to having moved out of my abusers home abruptly.

They were supposed to just transfer my case but they shut it down with no note as to why on both ends. So, my husband and I are scrambling to try and get them turned back on so we can save and move asap although, unfortunately he just severely sprained his foot working a side job. Because we needed the extra money while we haven’t been getting anything, he has also become my caretaker and helps me with my disabilities daily.

We’ve been doing our absolute best to do what we can. However, things here are just getting worse and worse here for both of us. We also just got sick and had the ROUGHEST few days. A roommate caused me to have the worst attack/seizure I’ve had in a while. I was stepping out of the room to go get my medicine delivery. They popped OUT OF NO WHERE! Started screaming at the dogs. Then SLAMMED the door to their bedroom. Almost pissed myself, almost fell down the stairs and DIED. I’m serious I could have easily died. I luckily landed on my ass before taking that first step down. I blacked out right after they slammed the door. Had my whole episode there. Hubby had to run out of the bathroom MID SHIT just to help me. From what my hubby said the roommate was flipping their shit in their room. smacking their head on something. Screaming at herself and saying “why am I the bad guy”. I don’t even remember making it back to our own bedroom. later that evening a fire work went off in the cul de sac. I had music low on my headphones just for a moment to give myself a break.  POP, I was gone again. Idk for how long my hubby said he found me shaking on the bed. I don’t even remember going to bed that night. The next day I had one normal conversation with my hubby. My speech was completely fine. I went quiet for a bit, since he left the room. I then tried to do a voice message over messenger to a photographer friend. I was stuttering SO HARD! I haven’t stopped since.. I ended up going to the ER that night. However it was the WORST thing ever. They wouldn’t let me wait somewhere quiet. I was already shaky and scared and making this unintentional woo noise. that feels like im guessing how a tick would feel? WE WERE THERE FOREVER. I had my hands over my ears for HOURS. they took my blood ekg then stuffed me back out in the lobby. I gave up after a bit I couldn’t try to hold my arms to my ears any longer. There was a HUGE BANG behind me. Which I’m guessing was a damn door. There I was, blacked out in the hospital lobby shaking. Crying, probably screaming and trying to fight the invisible person whom which I see in my head while going through my attacks as my rapist. I woke up in my wheelchair in another room. to this nurse telling me I need to go home and go see my primary and that they refuse to help me. I’m like fine whatever I you couldn’t pay me to come back here. I’m still dealing with the tick and stutter. idk if this is a forever thing, each day it gets kinda better. However everyone in this house is BLASTING their shit at full volume. Slamming doors even harder now. Even the headphones all the way up doesn’t do enough. I’m fucking horrified 

Here’s where you can help. If you are interested in checking out any of my NSFW content. Then decide to purchase any of it. The money goes directly to the move. Or if you would like to have me write a song for you. Or do some art work for you. The option for it is there.  If you just wanna donate to help that is also VERRRY much appreciated. 

We are leaving california out to Tennessee to live in a CPTSD safe house to recover from everything here. We will also be living with a registered nurse. We don’t own much and the only furniture we own is our bed with a frame that can be broken down in case of a move. I’ve gotten a quote of around $1,000  for a moving company. They called and notified us that prices are changing soon tho. If we can reach around $1,500 we should be set to go. Any extra donations are very much appreciated and welcomed. cash-app : $medusathorn420 message me for any questions 

[romanticnihilists]

Ooh heaven is a place on earth. 💙

[ruinedchildhood]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[dankmemeuniversity]