Ailurophile

Amanda // USA // 20 // cat lady // Occasionally funny gal // words words words

[chazelle]

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whoever said time heals all wounds probably never knew anyone with a terminal illness.

[memewhore]

[cultapprop]

Homophobia

[townofsalemquotes]

[sameboot]

today i got some columbian food in the back of a haunted mall how was everyone else’s day

[sameboot]

ok i will tell the tale

so im taking this spanish class, spanish professor wanted us to go out to eat to practice. im all prepared, i punch in the address and drive 2 the place. turns out this place isnt really a restaurant so much as it is a small habitable zone at the back of a vast, empty mall

there was dead silence and darkness. 90% of the outlets were shut down and blocked off

it was 2 o’clock on a Saturday, but this mall was COMPLETELY barren. an air of powerful curses hung in the air. none of the escalators were working, i had to hike up one like stairs

of course once i got to the restaurant i had a nice time and some p good food and a guy with a saxophone serenaded us with covers of pop hits

my freinds, it was surreal

[sameboot]

so my plans got really mixed up today and i decided to revisit the cursed mall while i was in the area! it seems things have gotten even stranger

for the most part, it is still the creepy empty mall it has always been. but this time even less stores were open, even the columbian restaurant was closed.

the food court, which was slightly open before, was utterly barren, and for some reason slightly sped-up mexican sounding music played over the completely empty venue

this was a particularly strange outlet, where instead of the remains of a store, there was a neatly set up classroom in the display window

[sameboot]

oh

[decayhexerei]

The mall shows u what u need when u need it

[cultapprop]

Homophobia

[suedesatan-deactivated20190609]

bill nye: gender/sexuality/attraction they’re all spectrums me, who already knew this:

[watchingthangs]

[face--ass]

Tell the truth fish

[musicaltheatreresources]

BREAKING: Here is an exclusive shot of James Comey prepping for his big debut in Washington D.C.

[whenmoments]

[butchscientist]

unbuttoned plaid flannel + nothing underneath? lesbian lingerie.

[arcticmoe]

As a straight guy, I think that’d be hot af to see on a girl!

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

shut the fuck up demon

[gothsferatu-deactivated20160519]

do not come into my house and disrespect steve buscemi

[milotlc-deactivated20141029]

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomach

[russenhocke]

[cossackia]

average_russian_insurgent.mp4

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

hoyl fuck my sides

[goulashnikov-concern]

I can’t tell whats funnier:

-The way they yell “Russia!”

-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof

-The vodka induced singing and dancing

-The fact that it’s Russian pop

-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight

-The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it

[gaming-succubus]

The signs as drunk Russians:

Aries: Guy in Black Jacket and Ushanka

Taurus: Woman in blue jacket

Gemini: Guy who wants to fight the cameraman

Cancer: Guy that tries to stop friend from fighting cameraman

Leo: Guy in black jacket and beanie

Virgo: Guy dancing with drink

Libra: Cameraman

Scorpio: Guy in camo pants

Sagittarius: Guy in bomber jacket

Capricorn: Guy standing in the doorway, not wanting anything to do with this

Aquarius: Woman standing in the shed

Pisces: VICE news reporter

[cartnsncreal]

That principal looks clean af in them jeans

[claywoman]

my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours……… 

me: