Kalash And Goulash

Ben|Male|Living in the US|Pay your Bills

[goulashnikov-concern]

Tbh Chancellor Valorum from The Phantom Menace was basically Joe Biden

[goulashnikov-concern]

Look here youngling. I knew this guy who used to play jizz at Dexter Jetsters Diner. His name was Swamp Rat Steve. If Swamp Rat Steve said that the Trade Federation "ain't no thang" then I believe him. Thats how I know you're full of poodoo. I'd punch your padawan in the mouth.

[goulashnikov-concern]

You don't even know what good spice is. My son scored 4.7g the solid stuff. Pure. You got that nerfherder? Kessel Cranium Cracker Numero Uno, Daddio. The pussy, he is the intergalactic senator of pussy. Padawan pussy, master pussy, group pussy, carbonite frozen pussy, jawa pussy! He's got a 3rd leg, that's right buddy, a lightsaber down there! Force job, do you even know what that is swamprat?

[a-nice-frog]

[a-nice-frog]

feel free to stop reblogging this literally any time

[disksystem]

[juelzsantanabandana]

Die white girls

[beetlescrub]

Blibb Dweeple was caught Smeegling Zorkysnox from the Intergalactic Committee. Instead of going into the Time Cube, he Vorpalized himself.

[jeekoftheweek]

[alphabetcompletionist]

[imhonestlyjustsoconfused]

ðþƿæȝœ&

[alphabetcompletionist]

👎👎👎👎👎👎

[slitherpunk]

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

[r0zeclawz]

most badass video in the website past and future

[hornetstabber]

dropped my phone on my balls

[nutsacktorturer]

my spell worked

[hornetstabber]

[s-lumberland]

Visit Original Link

[mangonetics]

Hell yeah brother

[brbgensokyo]

me when im getting sloppy steaks with the boys 

[coughloop]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Visit Original Link

*sound of half life scientist screaming but sped up an made deeper*

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

*sound of someone trying to feed me burger king*

[goulashnikov-concern]

ALOPECIA AWARENESS MONTH | Characters with Alopecia!

May 1st: Judge Holden

[paper-mario-wiki]

to be real man i am sick of looking at you

not my problem

get off my page hater

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history

[paper-mario-wiki]

[paper-mario-wiki]

im sorry to make you feel this way, but if you'd give me a chance i can be your porcelain prince. your butter cracker. your milk man.

[cryptotheism]

The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.

[cryptotheism]

De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."

Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."

Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."

[koobyn-deactivated20240716]

Why is Biden in the Republican primary

[cryptotheism]

Got lost