𝑒𝒸𝒽𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓇𝒽𝓎𝓉𝒽𝓂 @reflectingbeats-blog - Tumblr Blog

If Raiko played DnD, she would totally try and smooch most female monsters and spec as a very charming bard.

i am here and online

Ayyyyyyy

Random Starters

Change them as you want.

"And for my next trick, I'll break my own heart by exaggerating my place in other people's lives."

"Come, urinate with me."

"Every breath you take brings you one instant closer to your inevitable demise."

"Hey, what if we set you on fire?"

"How are you NOT hungover?"

"I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident involving the things you asked me to do today."

"I am but a simple farmer, tending to my memes."

"If I cannot reproduce, neither will anyone else!"

"My chill is fake."

"My credit card's out and my pants are off."

"Next time, fuck someone with a car."

"Okay, back to suffering."

"Once I fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, beat depression, stop procrastinating, learn how to do taxes, and get mentally strong enough to make phone calls, it's over for you bitches."

"Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs."

"Sex is a lot like an ocean - I'm drowning in it."

"Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most."

"Spend fiddies, pet kitties, suck tiddies."

"Stop trying to help, I'm trying to complain!"

"The best part of waking up is when you don't wake up."

"Things were simpler when we had the gods."

"Today is closed."

"Wanna come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

"Want a donut? They're healthier than meth."

"Why are mirrors so ugly?"

"Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time."

"You've really tatered my tots now."

"You are legitimately dumber than sand."

"You can't just hide your crippling depression and suicidal thoughts behind memes!"

"You get turned on by the weirdest shit."

"You wanna dance, you little shit?"

#heiture

twrlare-deactivated20200923

could u draw aliza and/or alicia from granblue

God bless shortstacks.

#heiture

rppanda

Ask my Muse ANYTHING. There are ZERO LIMITS!

#heiture

Here to RP.

#ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅs ʀᴇsᴛ ~ ᴏᴏᴄ

roleplayawesomemes

Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

#mythicalmisfits

“You ever get that feeling of just some sort of general sadness that is caused by the expectations and pressures you feel around you. You feel you should be doing more but you’re doing what you feel comfortable with yet everyone else is pushing you and pushing you, having their expectations for you be all that you have to worry about, unable to think for yourself because those around you have deemed it that what you want doesn’t matter. It’s tiring and draining and it just makes me feel so.... so sad...”

dyrpmemes

Send “♨” to join my muse in the hot springs.

Or send in “⟲♨” for the reverse!

#monsterhiime

vaememes

cheesy pick up lines.

“You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.” “Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.” “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!” “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.” “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” “I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.” “Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.” “I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.” “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” “Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.” “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.” “I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.” “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?” “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?” “You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.” “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?” “Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.” “There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!” “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.” “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!” “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?” “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.” “If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.” “Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?” “Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

#puregluttxn