Bow Before Your New King

the loving husband of @motoroil-yum

[shiningsorrow]

Ight. Can the Pringle and whoever the fuck is crying in the bathroom like. Stop. It’s ruining the vibe.

[regal-leader-r]

m yhuusbandh as been  taken by the ogvernmennt and they didd god konws  whhaat to i,ncapaciitat ehim 

[regal-leader-r]

i imstis my hsuband so much i jsut want him back 

[shiningsorrow]

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

[fashionrat-applebees]

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

[shiningsorrow]

Babies, duh.

[ruppertducky]

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

[shiningsorrow]

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

[the-head-of-comms-i-guess]

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

[shiningsorrow]

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

[gayonlineandoffline]

Wait. What are cats then.

[shiningsorrow]

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

[regal-leader-r]

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

[shiningsorrow]

I said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle. I’m going to lose it.

[blubbfishe]

The fuck’s a warrior cat

[shiningsorrow]

Someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me.

[fashionrat-applebees]

would the different factions become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned?

[shiningsorrow]

It’s the ranking system. The leader is the LEADER. It’s one clan. We’re one clan. Can’t you fucking read? I’m this close to bursting into tears.

[ruppertducky]

Okay but what about the other factions? Would there be Governmentclan, Wallclan, CCCclan?

[shiningsorrow]

It does say Toppat system on the original post. You saw that, right? You read the post? The Toppats? Just Toppats?

[unleash-her-now]

Wait does that mean that the current leader rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

[shiningsorrow]

I mean, yeah. Until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. Kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed.

[gayonlineandoffline]

I, for one, do not think Copperbottom should get 9 lives.

[shiningsorrow]

Neither should Tigerstar, but guess what.

[blubbfishe]

Isn’t this like? A monarchy or a dictatorship??

[shiningsorrow]

It’s the warrior cats ranking style, that’s what it is.   

[shiningsorrow]

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

[fashionrat-applebees]

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

[shiningsorrow]

Babies, duh.

[ruppertducky]

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

[shiningsorrow]

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

[the-head-of-comms-i-guess]

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

[shiningsorrow]

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

[gayonlineandoffline]

Wait. What are cats then.

[shiningsorrow]

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

[regal-leader-r]

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

[shiningsorrow]

Just bought a tapeworm off of Etsy!

[shiningsorrow]

Uhuh. What about it? Are you silent out of fear that the tapeworm is for you? Well it’s not. It’s for this stupid fucking crow outside of my window.

[shiningsorrow]

Just bought a tapeworm off of Etsy!

[shiningsorrow]

Psssssssst. Psssst @regal-leader-r​ one of the cats that just she despises Pringles, how does that make you feel?

[regal-leader-r]

WHY DO PEOPLE COMPARE ME TO PRINGLES

[shiningsorrow]

BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING PRINGLES LOGO. LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THAT

[regal-leader-r]

...

[shiningsorrow]

Psssssssst. Psssst @regal-leader-r​ one of the cats that just she despises Pringles, how does that make you feel?

[regal-leader-r]

WHY DO PEOPLE COMPARE ME TO PRINGLES

[shiningsorrow]

im gonna break a helicopter sometime today ;)

[shiningsorrow]

😳 hot

[shiningsorrow]

Hey @regal-leader-r I know I’m dethroned and all that but can you please not throw Charles off board, like keep him as a prisoner if you insist on it just. Please don’t throw him off the airship. Please.

[regal-leader-r]

Rest assured. He will be spared for now. He is a fine pilot, after all. It would be a shame to lose this talent.

[regal-leader-r]

dear god right, where are you? what are they doing to you, mio rubino?

[shiningsorrow]

@regal-leader-r​

I lived bitch.

[regal-leader-r]

You never gave me my hat back.

[regal-leader-r]

@shiningsorrow. What was that. How did the government get our coordinates?! Now a good quarter of our members have been taken, including Sven and my HUSBAND. You had something to do with this, I swear. You had that look.

[shiningsorrow]

I fucked up, I’ll admit it. I promise I’ll fix this.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Who’s the pathetic one now?

[regal-leader-r]

You. I’m coming for my Right Hand as soon as this is all over. No one keeps my husband from me.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Don’t take it so personally. I got what I wanted.

[regal-leader-r]

And I’m going to get what I want.

[shiningsorrow]

Reg, not yet. We need to bid our time and be patient, immediately going to help the others is probably exactly what they expect us to do.

[regal-leader-r]

I’m no moron, Henry. Besides, I’m not so sure you’re going to be authorized to make these kind of decisions soon enough.

[shiningsorrow]

Look I fucked up, I know that. We all make mistakes sometimes!

[regal-leader-r]

Maybe. But you have been careless to the point where a quarter of the clan is gone. That is the last straw.

[shiningsorrow]

It was one mistake! Literally just one!

[regal-leader-r]

Silence. This is not your first screw up. This is just the first one with huge consequences.

[shiningsorrow]

What do you mean “This isn’t your first screw up”? Name any other time I’ve done something un-pog!

[regal-leader-r]

Let’s see.. there’s that unprepared raid that only succeeded out of pure luck, and by a thread. You wanted to start a damn war, and you wanted to throw Sven off for being wary of your little government puppy.

And un-pog? Dear god, you really are Randy’s child..

[regal-leader-r]

@shiningsorrow. What was that. How did the government get our coordinates?! Now a good quarter of our members have been taken, including Sven and my HUSBAND. You had something to do with this, I swear. You had that look.

[shiningsorrow]

I fucked up, I’ll admit it. I promise I’ll fix this.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Who’s the pathetic one now?

[regal-leader-r]

You. I’m coming for my Right Hand as soon as this is all over. No one keeps my husband from me.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Don’t take it so personally. I got what I wanted.

[regal-leader-r]

And I’m going to get what I want.

[shiningsorrow]

Reg, not yet. We need to bid our time and be patient, immediately going to help the others is probably exactly what they expect us to do.

[regal-leader-r]

I’m no moron, Henry. Besides, I’m not so sure you’re going to be authorized to make these kind of decisions soon enough.

[shiningsorrow]

Look I fucked up, I know that. We all make mistakes sometimes!

[regal-leader-r]

Maybe. But you have been careless to the point where a quarter of the clan is gone. That is the last straw.

[shiningsorrow]

It was one mistake! Literally just one!

[regal-leader-r]

Silence. This is not your first screw up. This is just the first one with huge consequences.

[regal-leader-r]

@shiningsorrow. What was that. How did the government get our coordinates?! Now a good quarter of our members have been taken, including Sven and my HUSBAND. You had something to do with this, I swear. You had that look.

[shiningsorrow]

I fucked up, I’ll admit it. I promise I’ll fix this.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Who’s the pathetic one now?

[regal-leader-r]

You. I’m coming for my Right Hand as soon as this is all over. No one keeps my husband from me.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Don’t take it so personally. I got what I wanted.

[regal-leader-r]

And I’m going to get what I want.

[shiningsorrow]

Reg, not yet. We need to bid our time and be patient, immediately going to help the others is probably exactly what they expect us to do.

[regal-leader-r]

I’m no moron, Henry. Besides, I’m not so sure you’re going to be authorized to make these kind of decisions soon enough.

[shiningsorrow]

Look I fucked up, I know that. We all make mistakes sometimes!

[regal-leader-r]

Maybe. But you have been careless to the point where a quarter of the clan is gone. That is the last straw.

[regal-leader-r]

@shiningsorrow. What was that. How did the government get our coordinates?! Now a good quarter of our members have been taken, including Sven and my HUSBAND. You had something to do with this, I swear. You had that look.

[shiningsorrow]

I fucked up, I’ll admit it. I promise I’ll fix this.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Who’s the pathetic one now?

[regal-leader-r]

You. I’m coming for my Right Hand as soon as this is all over. No one keeps my husband from me.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Don’t take it so personally. I got what I wanted.

[regal-leader-r]

And I’m going to get what I want.

[shiningsorrow]

Reg, not yet. We need to bid our time and be patient, immediately going to help the others is probably exactly what they expect us to do.

[regal-leader-r]

I’m no moron, Henry. Besides, I’m not so sure you’re going to be authorized to make these kind of decisions soon enough.

[regal-leader-r]

@shiningsorrow. What was that. How did the government get our coordinates?! Now a good quarter of our members have been taken, including Sven and my HUSBAND. You had something to do with this, I swear. You had that look.

[shiningsorrow]

I fucked up, I’ll admit it. I promise I’ll fix this.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Who's the pathetic one now?

[regal-leader-r]

You. I’m coming for my Right Hand as soon as this is all over. No one keeps my husband from me.

[gayonlineandoffline]

Don't take it so personally. I got what I wanted.

[regal-leader-r]

And I’m going to get what I want.