ruppertducky

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

Babies, duh.

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

Wait. What are cats then.

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

regal-leader-r

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

I said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle. I’m going to lose it.

blubbfishe

The fuck’s a warrior cat

Someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me.

would the different factions become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned?

It’s the ranking system. The leader is the LEADER. It’s one clan. We’re one clan. Can’t you fucking read? I’m this close to bursting into tears.

Okay but what about the other factions? Would there be Governmentclan, Wallclan, CCCclan?

It does say Toppat system on the original post. You saw that, right? You read the post? The Toppats? Just Toppats?

unleash-her-now

Wait does that mean that the current leader rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

I mean, yeah. Until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. Kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed.

I, for one, do not think Copperbottom should get 9 lives.

Neither should Tigerstar, but guess what.

blubbfishe

Isn’t this like? A monarchy or a dictatorship??

It’s the warrior cats ranking style, that’s what it is.

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Hey @regal-leader-r trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. What do you think a Right hand is?

Wait what are twolegs considered?

You’re just like the guy who asked what cats would be. Twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? I’m

hold on so what about rogues and loners

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

Babies, duh.

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

the-head-of-comms-i-guess

Yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, American school system. I’ve thought this through.

And what the heck is the medicine cat.

You guys are really not thinking this through, huh? It’s a fucking doctor, you degenerate

Wait. What are cats then.

…They’re still cats. What the fuck are you on?

regal-leader-r

So you’re saying we hunt for food like them? Or is grocery shopping what we’ll call hunting?

I said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle. I’m going to lose it.

blubbfishe

The fuck’s a warrior cat

Someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me.

would the different factions become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned?

It’s the ranking system. The leader is the LEADER. It’s one clan. We’re one clan. Can’t you fucking read? I’m this close to bursting into tears.

Okay but what about the other factions? Would there be Governmentclan, Wallclan, CCCclan?

I think the Toppats should abandon the current system and replace it with the warrior cats ranking system.

just saying copperstar is way cooler then stickstar also what the hell are kits then?

Babies, duh.

So kids are going to be apprentices for 12 fuckin years?? That’s 24 times as long jfc

uh oh! looks like somebody spilt there gummy worms

THAT SOMEBODY WAS MEEEEEEE. THEY WERE THE LAST ONESSSS

shit, you need some more? i can send them over

ye,e,,sssss

alright, on my way.

uh oh! looks like somebody spilt there gummy worms

THAT SOMEBODY WAS MEEEEEEE. THEY WERE THE LAST ONESSSS

shit, you need some more? i can send them over

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real leaked audio of me purring.

#i think theyll like it #they havent seen you in forever

sending this to my moms

POV: You are me. You are trying to comfort Dave because of recent events. Dave starts purring almost exactly like a cat.

shhhhhh the purring helps

H. How do you. Forget. That.

i forget that by forgetting it.

You know what? Fine. I'll just fucking. Stay here for a tad then.

#my moms always fawned over you when you did it

oh yeah i remember you doing that as a kid

I can hear Dave screaming from the other room about a dude that's going to eat sentient toast. I don't know whether or not I should interfere with this.

HE’S LITERALLY GONNA EAT SENTIENT TOAST

ITS SENTIENT

AND HE’S GONNA FUCKING EAT IT

Hold on. I'm coming over.

EWWWWW IS HE PUTTING FUCKING SPAM IN HIS LEGO OMLET

fuck you spam in omlets is good. im gonna make a spam omlet tomorrow out of spite

SPAM IS GROSS WTF

FUCK YOU IM GONNA EAT RAW SPAM NOW

I can hear Dave screaming from the other room about a dude that's going to eat sentient toast. I don't know whether or not I should interfere with this.

HE’S LITERALLY GONNA EAT SENTIENT TOAST

ITS SENTIENT

AND HE’S GONNA FUCKING EAT IT

Hold on. I'm coming over.

EWWWWW IS HE PUTTING FUCKING SPAM IN HIS LEGO OMLET